then came you sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“why do all pilots think that they’re rockstars?”
“you know me, ____. i’ll be late for my own funeral.”
“i’ve been to disneyland. it’s shit!”
“you’ve obviously never been to ____.”
“so what do you write in there?”
“so i’m having a party this weekend. you should come.”
“you stole some shit, you got away with it! just enjoy the moment!”
“why would i need to beat a lie detector?”
“unlike you, i actually care what’s on the inside.”
“she’s too everything for you.”
“your parents are gonna kill me.”
“what am i supposed to do, curl up in a ball and cry? i’ve done that!”
“you terrify me and you excite me and when you’re not around, i miss you.”
“you want to hang out sometime, just the two of us?”
“she spends all her time with _____.”
“what do you even see in this guy?”
“you want us to run a background check on him, sweetie?”
“i hate to break it to you, but you can’t wink.”
“are you sure it’s okay for me to sleep here?”
“i think i would fall apart if i was in her shoes.”
“i don’t know where she gets the strength.”
“_____, you have a lot of living to do.”
“least you could do was name the kid after me.”
