PorcelainMaid & friends Sentence Starters [ bunch of quotes collected from PorcelainMaid's shorts, adjust as necessary ]
" giving you money feels like i'm feeding a stray cat "
" i feel at peace, i have no need to swear anymore "
" fuck you [name], shut the fuck up "
" something about you makes me wanna pick you up lion king you to people "
" mother can i have permission to start swearing? "
" i'm not getting chicken nuggets, you guys want chicken nuggets, i don't even want you to have chicken nuggets "
" i'm not young- orr i'm not old, i'm young & supple, i'm not old "
" & now these little bastards don't pay their fucking rent & eat my food all the time. just like another bug "
" i'm sensing a little bit of hostility, i'm sensing a little bit of aggression. "
" what's a traditionally feminine urge? "
" cannibalize his body "
" if i take one step into the Vatican City i'm gonna burst into flames "
" i'd get witch hunted like the crusades "
" every thwee- every three qu-, every thwee, oh my god "
" everyone's been hurt by straight women "
" i need you to start fucking trash talking "
" what do you mean? do you know something that i don't? is there a hit out on me? what the fuck? "
" don't ' yes ma'am ' that! "
" gain fucking self respect "
" have some prune juice to calm down "
" i could fucking take bite out of you, buddy "
" what do you mean out of character? that's my life! "
" i can't really defend myself when i'm proud of it. "
" oh cool, i have a whole illness now, nice "
" i don't want your money, i want your affection, fuck you. "
" i bring to you the peak of charcuterie - 34 cheese sticks "
" i can get ANY man pregnant "
" he has a proper opinion on it, he's a nerd! "
" to whom it may concern, FUCK OFF, sincerely [name] "
" i'm scared of you more than i'm of women, i'd say "
" it's too cute, i'm getting cuteness agression "
" you feel very old "
" that's fucked up, that's something i like to call T R A U M A "
" don't ever make pun in my house ever again, that's my job "
" do you ever just lie for fun? "
" do you ever gaslight for funsies? "
" if i die first you're coming with me. "










