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PorcelainMaid & friends Sentence Starters [ bunch of quotes collected from PorcelainMaid's shorts, adjust as necessary ]

" giving you money feels like i'm feeding a stray cat "

" i feel at peace, i have no need to swear anymore "

" fuck you [name], shut the fuck up "

" something about you makes me wanna pick you up lion king you to people "

" mother can i have permission to start swearing? "

" i'm not getting chicken nuggets, you guys want chicken nuggets, i don't even want you to have chicken nuggets "

" i'm not young- orr i'm not old, i'm young & supple, i'm not old "

" & now these little bastards don't pay their fucking rent & eat my food all the time. just like another bug "

" i'm sensing a little bit of hostility, i'm sensing a little bit of aggression. "

" what's a traditionally feminine urge? "

" cannibalize his body "

" if i take one step into the Vatican City i'm gonna burst into flames "

" i'd get witch hunted like the crusades "

" every thwee- every three qu-, every thwee, oh my god "

" everyone's been hurt by straight women "

" i need you to start fucking trash talking "

" what do you mean? do you know something that i don't? is there a hit out on me? what the fuck? "

" don't ' yes ma'am ' that! "

" gain fucking self respect "

" have some prune juice to calm down "

" i could fucking take bite out of you, buddy "

" what do you mean out of character? that's my life! "

" i can't really defend myself when i'm proud of it. "

" oh cool, i have a whole illness now, nice "

" i don't want your money, i want your affection, fuck you. "

" i bring to you the peak of charcuterie - 34 cheese sticks "

" i can get ANY man pregnant "

" he has a proper opinion on it, he's a nerd! "

" to whom it may concern, FUCK OFF, sincerely [name] "

" i'm scared of you more than i'm of women, i'd say "

" it's too cute, i'm getting cuteness agression "

" you feel very old "

" that's fucked up, that's something i like to call T R A U M A "

" don't ever make pun in my house ever again, that's my job "

" do you ever just lie for fun? "

" do you ever gaslight for funsies? "

" if i die first you're coming with me. "

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AJR - The Maybe Man pt. 1 Sentence Starters [ collection of lyrics from first half of The Maybe Man album. adjust as necessary. ]

Maybe Man

"  i'd miss the way we make up and smile "

" i wish i had eyes in the back of my head, then i could see the places I've been "

" i don't wanna know what my friends think "

" i don't wanna know the point of life "

" but when you get old and your good days are passed, you'll only want me when you're sad "

" wish i was a song, your favorite one "

" i'd never trip up and if i did, well, so fuckin' what? "

" i wish i was me, whoever that is, i could just be and not give a shit "

"  i don't know who the hell i am "

Touchy Feely Fool

" you could scream you wish me dead, but i'll crawl back to you tomorrow "

" why the hell can't i get mad? "

" someday, won't this be funny? "

" well, I want it funny now "

" sorry if i can't see how i'm screwed "

" but, hey, what can you do? "

" i would give anything to not give a shit about you "

" i would give anything to not give a shit, but i do "

" could you teach me to be ruthless? "

" could i be unfeeling too? "

" maybe someday, when i'm older, i'll be better off like you "

Yes I'm a Mess

" could i start again, somehow? "

" now you won't see me again "

" i could hate my guts when the sun comes up, but i like myself like this "

" why should i fix the shit i've done when i could just pack my shit and run? "

" i could hate my guts when the sun comes up, but i guess that's what this is "

The Dumb Song

" i may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen "

" you think you're hurtin' me, bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free "

" honey, it's no big deal "

" we'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real "

" don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head "

" i'd do it in person, but i'd probably mess it up "

" your world is endin' soon. mine's a little better 'cause i never watch the news "

" you should not have done that "

Inertia

" my friends say they're quitting this week to chase down their dreams, they're probably bluffing "

" but you do what you can "

" don't you like it a little better when you don't understand? "

" don't ask where i'm going 'cause where i am goin' is right where i am "

" but i'm fuckin' hungry, and screw you, i'm trying "

" i wanna be big like my plans, so why am i so tiny, and why am i so mad? "

"  guess this is just what i am, i'm stuck in this life "

Turning Out pt. III

" got it out of my system, didn't i? "

" well, i wanted to be wanted. suddenly i'm wanting more "

" what if i don't want this? "

" am i missing something? "

" boy, i must be one fucked up guy "

" man, wish we were 85, the rest of our life wouldn't sound so scary "

" everyone's got it all figured out. everyone's got it; what do i not get? "

" don't overthink it. one day at a time, kid "

" don't overthink it, it's not fucking science "

[trcshymemes]

OVER THE GARDEN WALL SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Where…are we? ❞

❝ I-I think we’re lost! ❞

❝ Did you hear that? ❞

❝ Maybe I can help, I mean, you are lost, right? ❞

❝ What, in the world, is going on? ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Explain yourself! ❞

❝ You’re more lost than you realize. ❞

❝ Is there a beast out there? ❞

❝ Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape? ❞

❝ You have beautiful eyes! ❞

❝ I want to steal. ❞

❝ Ain’t that just the way. ❞

❝ I’ll never give up. ❞

❝ I’m trying to help you! ❞

❝ I’ve got my own problems to take care of. ❞

❝ Well then…perhaps we better make a deal.❞

❝ Oh you wonderful mistake of nature! ❞

❝ You find this place as creepy as I do, right? ❞

❝ You’ll die some day, and I’ll laugh! ❞

❝ What if it’s not a ghost and I’m just…on the brink of madness? ❞

❝ What’s the matter? You seem tense. ❞

❝ You better be wise and don’t believe his lies. ❞

❝ It won’t open! Well…guess we gotta spend some quality time together. ❞

❝ It’s my fault we ended up here. Everything’s been my fault. ❞

❝ You can do anything if you set your mind to it! ❞

❝ Are you ready to see true darkness? ❞

❝ Hold your tongue or I’ll remove it from your mouth! ❞

❝ I really, really wanna see a ghost, really bad. ❞

❝ I’m not just gonna wander around the woods for the rest of my life. ❞

❝ If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend? ❞

❝ We are just wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent wind. ❞

❝ Further and further, drifting away from where I want to be, who I want to be. ❞

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feeling like a PESSIMIST when i just wanna LAUGH THROUGH IT ALL.

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my heart's still beating anyway, in defiance of days

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take all that you want from me try and leave me with nothin' that shit don't faze me WHAT KIND OF GIRL YOU TAKE ME FOR?

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i'm broken, torn, and tattered i'll never be full again i'll close my eyes & S H A T T E R

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Send in "🎭" for my muse to do a poor impression of your muse.

in case of multimuse, remember to specify!

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. just not in a sensitive place just not straight in the face just not straight into the heart i don't want more, I DON'T WANT IT

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I like to think I look like a HERO but all I see is a CHILD that's TERRIFIED

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the person that I used to be is just a memory one look at me and all you'll see is just the enemy ...and who you pictured I would be, I guess we'll never see

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the numbers on the clock don't last my reflection DON'T REFLECT MY PAST

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nothing can touch your happy thoughts anymore with your GLASS CEILING, WALLS, & FLOOR

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only offering LIES for the DAY that you DIE do they know when you SMILE that you’re FAKING? when they look in your EYES, do they see your DISGUISE?

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oh, CAPTAIN, let's make a deal where we both say the things that we both really feel I feel SCARED and I'm starting to SINK and I only sink deeper the deeper I think

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The Click Sentence Starters [ collection of various lyrics from AJR's album The Click ]

" Will I be here next year or are these my best years yet? "

" If you put this scene on a movie screen Is it called the happy end? "

" It's so hard.. can we skip to the good part? "

" They have a good life, but what the hell am I gonna do with mine? "

" I should stay strong. "

" I'm weak, and what's wrong with that? "

" My habits, they hold me like a grudge I promise I won't budge. "

" Hello, hello, I'm not where I'm supposed to be. "

" Growing up it made me numb and I wanna feel something again. "

" Won't you help me feel something again? "

" My favorite color is you. "

" You keep me young and that's how I wanna be. "

" When did all my friends become so loud? "

" Hold up; can we make it stop? "

" When did our problems get so small? "

" Recently he said, that she said, that we said some shit that you wouldn't believe. "

" I thought I'd recognize when love was true, but I'm confused. "

" Am I ready for love? Or maybe just a best friend. "

" You say I turned out fine; I think I'm still turning out. "

" Am I cruel? "

" Am I ignorant or was I fooled by the stories I knew? "

" Don't you go and grow up before I do. "

" Do you want to be there to see how I turn out? "

" So, who am I to take away, what makes you feel this great? "

" This night got fuckin' weird. "

" Could you not be mad at me? "

" I feel so broke up, I wanna go home. "

" It don't matter what my name is. I don't got one, I'm not famous. "

" Who are we to wonder where we're going? "

" Who am I to tell me who I am? "

" Boy it's good to know I got a bud like you. "

" If I need a pick me up, would you come and pick me up? "

" Come hang out ‘cause you’re out of your mind. "

" You’re working so damn hard you forgot what you like. "

" I’ll be there next time. "

[old-screnwriter-deactivated2022]

injury reveal + sentence starters

“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “

“ let me have a look… “

“ how long have you gone like this? “

“ i need to show you something. “

“ don’t freak out. “

“ are you okay? “

“ is that blood? “

“ holy shit... how long have you gone like this? “

“ who did this to you? “ [silence] “ hey, look at me. look at me. who did this to you?

“ tell me who did this to you. “

“ i'm not sure what happened. i woke up and it was there. someone must have gotten to me while i was sleeping. maybe an animal, or something. “ “ really? that's the excuse you're going for? “

“ let me look at you… “

“ i'm sorry that i didn't tell you. “

“ someone needs to take a look at this. “

“ this doesn't look good. “

“ does that hurt? “

“ are you okay with me touching you? “

“ oh my god… are you hurt? “

“ does that hurt? can you feel your fingers? “

“ let me know if there’s anything i can do. “

“ looks pretty rough to me. “ “ i’ll manage. “

“ it's nothing. hurts like hell but -- i've dealt with worse. “

“ do you need any help? i'll bandage that up for you. “

“ let me clean that for you... “

“ i've got a survival kit in my car. let me go grab it. “

“ i can't believe you kept this a secret for so long... how come nobody noticed? “

“ hey, let me take a look... “

“ are you equipped to deal with this? “ “ absolutely not. “

“ it's more or less healed up. “ “ are you sure? it looks infected to me... “

“ you need to see a doctor. “

“ it doesn't hurt. i don't know if that's a good thing. i might be numb from the pain. “

“ i'll take care of you, all right? i've got some bandages in my car. “

“ don't touch it! “

“ how did this happen? “

“ be prepared. this'll sting like a motherfucker... “

“ i injured myself. it's completely my fault. “

“ you don't need to do this, seriously. it's just a scratch. i'll be fine. “ “ yeah, but out here, you get that thing infected, you're dead before next week. “