✨ which could mean NOTHING ✨

We don't know what's going on and neither do they. Adults, RPF, SFW Mod Handshake 🤝 and Mod Sparks ✨ ‼️Last RPF incident: March 7 2026 ‼️

[rpfalseren]

Hi! Blog title is self explanatory. We are two people who accidentally got too invested in RPFalseren and fell into the hellhole. What is going on 🤨

We do both RPF and truthing! RPFacts are on the masterdoc and #speculation is tagged as such.

Read our fics:

Mod Handshake 🤝: Backwards Handshake (and others in the same series)

Mod Sparks ✨: Sparks Fly

We will be using the tag #rpfalseren and hope it doesn't show up in the main tags. CCs are blocked, but if you somehow end up here, please leave and/or block us. Or feel free to read, whatever you like :)

RPF and no NSFW please!

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‼️Masterdoc / timeline ‼️

🧊 Iceberg + explanation

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💖 Latest RPF event: April 12 2026 (Gamers Outreach)

🤡 Latest mention of Ren being single: Jan 23 2026

Ren: Listen here, you come to this house, it is spotless. This the cleanest, most awesome house that you've ever seen occupied by a single man. (Clip)

🍦Latest friendzoning: March 7 2026

False and Ren call each other friends

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house of the rising rpf or whatever

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False replies to a chat saying don't call Ren her man

Chat: false your man is suffering lol

False: [Frowning] Don't call him that, [chatter name], what the heck bro? [She pauses and looks down, hint of an embarrassed smile] No thanks. I'm okay. After that performance— oh my goodness—

[rpfalseren]

Doesn’t need saying that bringing up shipping/truthing/speculation in public or CC spaces is disrespectful and goes against what this blog stands for.

[rpfalseren]

False replies to a chat saying don't call Ren her man

Chat: false your man is suffering lol

False: [Frowning] Don't call him that, [chatter name], what the heck bro? [She pauses and looks down, hint of an embarrassed smile] No thanks. I'm okay. After that performance— oh my goodness—

[rpfalseren]

False posted on Instagram again !

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Finally drafting the GO26 section of the masterdoc, it's just Day 1 and it's already almost 3k words 💀

[rpfalseren]

hotel rotterdam anon i was half asleep watching the vod and cleo def did say just same hotel idk why i thought same room i apologize to the masses </3 but to make up for this cleo said on craft stream yesterday that false & ren might join craft stream in the future to build the lego they bought at twitchcon (06:15 — fact checked and not misinfo this time i promise 🫡)

It’s no worries anon, thanks for fact checking ! And a crafts stream on the horizon you say 👀

[rpfalseren]

per cleo’s debrief stream they shared a room with false & ren…chat do we think there was bed sharing at the hotel rotterdam…

Hmmm very interesting thanks for the info! 3 single beds make sense, but also so does 1 double 1 single... and it would be incredibly funny (and totally reasonable) if False and Cleo shared a bed and left Ren to wallow on his dogbed. But Hotel Rotterdam is maybe real wow.

[rpfalseren]

Hi anon — just coming into fact check— is there a timestamp for this because from what I gathered from stream False Cleo and Ren were just at the same hotel, not sharing a room ?

[rpfalseren]

False and Cleo in the double and Ren in a comically small childrens bed, but its in the shape of a racecar!

Awesome gay couple and their loser dog that they buy clothes for

[rpfalseren]

They could be in bunkbeds!!!

Or Cleo is in a child bed with False and Ren in the double lol

Bunk beds makes sense if they have a 4 person room 👀 funniest configuration is False sleeping alone because she doesn’t want to deal with either of them lmaoo

[rpfalseren]

do european hotels do triple solo bed rooms? my experience of hotels is that you either get two double beds or one queen. 👀 choosing now to accept tri-sleeping falserencleo into my worldview. all three in one bed smushed together like sardines

3 is an awkward number and I’ve never tried it, but maybe you could add an extra single bed next to the double… anyway regardless of combo it’s so fun like a sleepover

[rpfalseren]

per cleo’s debrief stream they shared a room with false & ren…chat do we think there was bed sharing at the hotel rotterdam…

Hmmm very interesting thanks for the info! 3 single beds make sense, but also so does 1 double 1 single... and it would be incredibly funny (and totally reasonable) if False and Cleo shared a bed and left Ren to wallow on his dogbed. But Hotel Rotterdam is maybe real wow.

[rpfalseren]

From Falses Instagram !

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happy twitchcon heres my falseren bingo card for this year

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this is what I got so far

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Meet cute at the BAFTA in 2017

Remember that work event False and Ren went to in 2017? That was at the BAFTA in Piccadilly. An extremely manageable (and likely pleasant) 30min walk to Waterloo Bridge (where the selfie feat. leather jacket was taken).

False posted the BAFTA pic one week after the meetup with Ren. Exact timestamp was 2017-03-14T17:16:09.000Z so around 5pm. The masterdoc theorizes the event began at around 5pm.

Example pic of BAFTA interior:

Event photo:

Same carpet, same chair.

So False was so incredibly charmed by the first time she met Ren irl (excluding Minecon 2015) that she:

Left late and took an Uber home for the first time ("exciting times ahead!")

Posted Ren the day after

Reminisced about the BAFTA event one week later at the same time

It's sort of "baiting a like from my kinda crush" behaviour. Why did she suddenly post one week later? Was it because she wanted Ren to interact with her? Is the BAFTA post the 2017 version of "look at the stars"? Nobody knows.

Leather jacket. River. Bridge. London. Walking around the city at night. BAFTA post. Ren as the tour guide. Met up with this stranger. And nothing happened. Maybe nothing is happening now nine years from 2017.

[rpfalseren]

Hi anyways the mods found out something new about the 2017 meetup 😊 maybe write up tomorrow when we gather our thoughts :D

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During MCC Project G.L.O.P, Ren waves at False from a balcony.

New installment of definitely hell! :D