Sookie Stackhouse Series by Charlaine Harris Sentence Starters [Part 2]
“It's time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.”
"I wish I could save orgasms in a jar for when i need them, because I think I had a few extra."
“It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.”
“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”
“Oh come on, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature…tea cup humans!"
“Life had sure been simpler when I didn't date.”
“Men are incomprehensible assholes."
“A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.”
“Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.”
“We might be on the same page, but I'm not happy about reading it.”
“You’re too unique to waste.”
“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”
“Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.”
“It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.”
“Bring it on, fur-ass!”
“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”
“People don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.”
“And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you."
“Once again, I have that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool”
"Appreciated women are happy women.”
“So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door?"
“And that's your fantasy? That I come into your house naked and have sex with you?"
“Life should imitate romance literature far more often.”
“It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.”
"Ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.”
“You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.”
“No matter how we suffer, we have an obligation to others. We have to be unselfish enough to try to live in the right way, so others can get through their own lives without us fouling them up.”
“God bless the American spectator. ”
“Softie is not a word you could use in the same sentence as ___.”
“I never set out to be a one-night-stand kinda person. I want to be sure, if I have sex with you, that it's because you want to be around for a while and because you like me for who I am, not what I am."
“No blame, no hate - why no communication?”
"Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.”
“I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.”
“It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.”
“There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.”
“No matter what happens in public—no matter what—don’t doubt that I love you and care about your welfare . . . as much as I am able.”
“Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.”
She's a whore, that one."
“It's always possible for human beings to spoil their own peace of mind”
"Come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?"
“Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it, but the prospect just makes you feel sick. "
“It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club”
“But in my book, it' was basically's bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.”
“I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away."
"You watched me undress last night, you ... you ... damn dog!”
“He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth...”
“I want to call you all those gooshy words you use when you love someone, no matter how stupid it sounds.”
“Was this the second body I'd found in a closet, or the third? I wonder why I even opened closet doors any more.”
“Then I happened upon a whore.”
“Maybe I felt like I'd come so close to death that I'd better step back and take a look at my life. Maybe I didn't like a lot of what I'd done with it so far.”
“Those words are not a magical formula. They're not going to open my heart to you.”
"I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul… you have brought light back into my life”
“You, on the other hand, are a sweet little éclair on the outside and a pit bull on the inside.”