𝚋𝚋 𝚢𝚘𝚍𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔

baby yoda what to say to you     /     I'M DEDICATING EVERY MEME TO YOU. —      rules.     rph.

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im gonna revamp this blog next week but in the meantime

suggest new ask prompts to put to post ! im gonna do some folklore lyrics, good place quotes, doctor who quotes, some odaat & atypical quotes as well, but id love to hear some more !

[rpmemesandshit]

HEY DEAR   !   yeah   ,   i can make some emoji prompts   !   i’ll get to work on some of those tomorrow for ya   !

[rpmemesandshit]

𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾   “   𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷   ”   𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂. feel free to change things as necessary.

&   we’ll go on trying til it’s done.

i just want to make you proud.

she smashed it with a hammer   !

empty pockets.   oh   ,   i hate empty pockets.

shame.   i’m looking for a doctor.

i’m the one in charge here.

&   why do you need to check cctv when we all saw it with our own eyes   ?

don’t panic.   not the end of the world.   well   ,   it could be the end of the world   ,   but one thing at a time.

are we supposed to understand anything you’re saying   ?

don’t be daft.   there’s no such things as aliens.

all of this is new to you   ,   &   new can be scary.

actually   ,   i don’t want answers.   i just want to get to work   &   forget all about this.

go on mate   ,   have a pint on me.

i can search for weird stuff on social media.

seriously though   ,   aliens   ?

it’s the night shift in [ city here ].   everything’s out of the ordinary.

i’ve got to ask you   ,   any talk of weird stuff or strange creatures out tonight   ?

who woke me up   ?   i’m not ready.

oh   !   that nap did me the world of good.   very comfy sofa.

i was expecting a tentacle-y thing.

why is she running at another alien   ?

that thing must have killed him.   i’ve never seen injuries like these.

but why here   ?   why tonight   ?

it’s not all your fault   ,   all of this.

there’s this moment when you’re sure you’re about to die   &   then   ...   you’re born.

right now   ,   i’m a stranger to myself.

i have to hold my nerve   &   trust all these new instincts.

i’ll be fine   ,   in the end.   hopefully.

well   ,   i have to be because you guys need help.

if there is one thing i’m certain of   ,   when people need help   ,   i never refuse.

right   ,   this is going to be fun   !

it’s a bit more multi-purpose than that.

why did it leave   ?   what’s it looking for   ?

we stop them meeting.   capture them   ,   send them home.

give me nine minutes   ,   a bit of quiet   ,   &   i’ll be ready to roll.   scout’s honor.

of course it worked.   i’m not an amateur.

see   ?   always ask a bus driver.

yeah   ,   well   ,   we all need a hobby.

same question   ,   back at you.

did he just say i had a small mind   ?

no   ,   it wasn’t.   it was a misunderstanding.

don’t care how.   use your initiative.

what’s the plan   ?   you said you’d have a plan.

alright   ,   it’s a work in progress   ,   but so is life.   i’ll be fine.

these legs definitely used to be longer.

without this   ,   you can’t get home.

bit of adrenaline   ,   dash of outrage   ,   &   a hint of panic knitted my brain back together.

get off this planet while you still have a choice.

i choose to win.

you had a choice.   you did this to yourself.

promise me you won’t be scared.

he says a lot of things.   he’s never been the best at being reliable.

she would’ve wanted him here.   i want him here.

&   if she was here now   ,   she’d tell us not to be so sad.

have you got family   ?

i carry them with me.   i make them a part of who i am.

so everything we saw   ,   everything we’ve lied to people about   ,   is this normal for you   ?

i’m just a traveller.

do you understand what she’s doing   ?

you’re going to another planet   ?

moment of truth then.   wish me luck.

[rpmemesandshit]

𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙾   "   𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚄𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃   "   𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂. feel free to change things as necessary.

i’m alive.   we are alive   ,   right   ?

my spaceship   !

she says she’s the pilot.

that was a very sneaky trick of his.

i keep telling you.   we haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about.

don’t panic.   we’ll figure it out.

none of this equipment makes sense   !

stop insulting my ship.   this is one of the best crafts around.

how can a planet be in the wrong place   ?

i can smell burning.

i can do this.   i am not going to be beaten.

yes   ,   people have written songs about her.

shall we just follow her   ?

you can be honest with me.

are we going to die   ?

we’re about to die   ,   &   you’re still having a go   ?

you think you can do better   ?

are you still pleading ignorance   ?

keep going    !    keep going   !

sorry about the mess   !

right   ,   quick update.   i made a terrible mistake.

how are you going to do that   ?

oh    ,   by the way   ,   welcome to what i presume is your first alien planet.

you nearly killed us   !

oh   ,   i forgot i put stuff in these pockets.

want to borrow my shades   ?

losers first.

see    ?   hologram once   ,   for three weeks.   the gossip i picked up.

i sacrificed my ship   !

can i ask   ,   what is actually going on here   ?    ‘cos i’m confused.   are you confused   ?

no.    you’re irrelevant.   get on with it.

the rally is a test of survival.   how far will we go   ?   how will we react when challenged   ?   it’s the ultimate test.

no sabotage   ,   no injuries   ,   &   no killing each other.

what does it look like   ,   this monument   ?

now   ,   i know this is a bit of a shock.

promise   ,   i will keep you alive   ,   &   i will get you back home.

i’m really good in a tight spot.   at least   ,   i have been historically.   i’m sure i still am.

did you practice those lines in the mirror   ?

you don’t get to take charge here.   this is about me   &   her fighting to win.

what’s the matter with you   ?   you’re on another planet.    how cool is that   ?

you talk about this tuff way too much.

this planet doesn’t make any sense.

don’t take him personally.   he treats everyone like this.

you should all rest.   i’ll wake you when we get there.

they’re not alive.   they’re robot guards.

why would you need robot guards on a deserted planet   ?

you can’t out-think bullets.

call of duty   ,   man.   i’ve trained for this.

what do you care   ?   you don’t care about anything.

why is it always ladders   ?

hope it’s made you reconsider your entire philosophy.

we’re off route.    we need to move on.

they’re coming.   that’s how it ends.

it’s not my favorite thing   ,   climbing ladders under pressure.

you can’t save them.   we smell your fear too.

&    now   ,   i’m going to claim my prize.

we’re stuck here   ,   are we   ?

i’m sorry.   i’ve failed you.   i promised you   ,    &   i let you down.

can you hear that noise   ?

start believing.

[rpmemesandshit]

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𝚃𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙵𝚃'𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝚄𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂   //   𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴. feel free to change things as necessary.

they got no idea about me   &   you.

made your mark on me   ———   a golden tattoo.

my hands are shaking from holding back from you.

say my name.

everything just stops.

i don’t want you like a best friend.

i only bought this dress so you could take it off.

i’m not even going to try.

&   if i get burned   ,   at least we were electrified.

i’m spilling wine in the bathtub.

you kiss my face   ,   &   we’re both drunk.

everyone thinks they know us.

but they know nothing.

even in my worst times   ,   you could see the best of me.

even in my worst lies   ,   you saw the truth in me.

i woke up just in time.

now i wake up by your side.

i can’t explain this.

it was so nice throwing big parties.

there are no rules when you show up here.

why’d you have to rain on my parade   ?

i’m locking the gates.

this is why we can’t have nice things   ,   darling.

because you break them.

i had to take them away.

did you think i wouldn’t hear all the things you said about me   ?

it was so nice being friends again.

i was giving you a second chance.

you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand.

friend don’t try to trick you.

so i took an axe to a mended fence.

i’m not the only friend you’ve lost lately.

here’s a toast to my real friends.

they don’t care about that he said   ,   she said.

he ain’t reading what they call me lately.

my momma had to listen to all this drama.

forgiveness is a nice thing to do.

i can’t even say it with a straight face.

my castle crumbled overnight.

i brought a knife to a gunfight.

they took the crown   ,   but it’s alright.

all the liars are calling me one.

nobody’s heard from me for months.

i’m doing better than i ever was.

i’m the one he’s walking to.

call it what you want.

he loves me like i’m brand new.

all my flowers grew back as thorns.

all the drama queens taking swings.

all the jokers taking up as kings.

they fade to nothing when i look at him.

&   i know i make the same mistakes ever time.

bridges burn.

i never learn.

i did one thing right.

i’m laughing with my lover.

he really knows me   ,   which is more than they can say.

slowly i said   ,   “   you don’t need to save me.   ”

would you run away with me   ?

there’s glitter on the floor after the party.

don’t read the last page.

i stay when you’re lost   ,   &   i’m scared.

you’re turning away.

i want your midnights.

i’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year’s day.

you squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi.

i can tell it’s gonna be a long road.

i’ll be there if you’re the toast of the town   ,   babe   ,   or if you strike out   &   you’re crawling home.

i stay when it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes.

hold onto the memories.

i will hold on to you.

please don’t ever become a stranger.

please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognize anywhere.

[rpmemesandshit]

𝚃𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙵𝚃'𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝚄𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂   //   𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝚆𝙾. feel free to change things as necessary.

i see you in the dark.

all eyes on us.

you make everyone disappear.

you cut me into pieces.

i’m a hostage to my feelings.

when you get me alone   ,   it’s so simple.

i know what you know.

our pieces fall right into place.

i’m yours to keep   ,   &   i’m yours to lose.

you know i’m not a bad girl   ,   but i do bad things with you.

so it goes   …

i make all your grey days clear.

but i got your heart skipping when i’m gone.

we break down a little.

you did a number on me   ,   but   ,   honestly   ,   baby   ,   who’s counting   ?

you should take it as a compliment.

i got drunk   &   made fun of the way you talk.

you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong.

i got a boyfriend.

he’s older than us.

he’s in the club doing i don’t know what.

it makes me hate you so much.

i hate you so much.

you’ve ruined my life by not being mine.

you’re so gorgeous.

i can’t say anything to your face.

&   i’m so furious at you for making me feel this way.

what can i say   ?

you should think about the consequence of you touching my hand in a darkened room.

if you’re single   ,   that’s honestly worse.

i feel like i might sink   &   down   &   die.

you make me so happy it turns back to sad.

there’s nothing i hate more than what i can’t have.

guess i’ll just stumble on home to my cats   ,   alone.

unless you wanna come along   ?

it was the best of times   ,   the worst of crimes.

i struck a match   &   blew your mind.

i didn’t mean it.

you didn’t see it.

the ties were black   ,   the lies were white in shades of gray   &   candlelight.

i wanted to leave him.   i needed a reason.

“   x   ”   marks the spot where we fell apart.

he poisoned the well.

i was lying to myself.

i knew it from the first old fashioned   ,   we were cursed.

we never had a shotgun shot in the dark.

you were driving the getaway car.

we were flying.

but we’d never get far.

don’t pretend it’s such a mystery.

think about the place where you first met me.

there were sirens in the beat of your heart.

you should’ve known i’d be the first to leave.

no   ,   nothing good starts in a getaway car.

it was the great escape.

but you weren’t thinking   ,   &   i was just drinking.

he was running after us   ,   i was screaming   “   go   ,   go   ,   go   !   ”

with three of us   ,   honey   ,   it’s a side show.

&   a circus ain’t a love story.

now we’re both sorry.

it hit you like a shotgun shot to the heart.

we were jet set bonnie   &   clyde until i switched to the other side.

it’s no surprise i turned you in.

us traitors never win.

i’m in a getaway car.   i left you in the motel bar.

i put the money in a bag   &   stole the keys.

that was the last time you ever saw me.

i’m perfectly fine.   i live on my own.

i made up my mind.

i’m better off being alone.

now you try on calling me   ,   baby   ,   like trying on clothes.

i’m your american queen.

you move to me like i’m a motown beat.

we rule the kingdom inside my room.

all the boys   &   their expensive cars with their range rovers   &   their jaguars never took me quite where you do.

&   all at once   ,   you are the one i have been waiting for.

you are all i want.   i’ll never let you go.

your love is a secret i’m hoping   ,   dreaming   ,   dying to keep.

the taste of your lips is my idea of luxury.

is this the end of all the endings   ?

my broken bones are mending with all these nights we’re spending.

this is enough.

i loved you in secret.

first sight   ,   yeah   ,   we love without reason.

twenty-five years old   ,   how were you to know   ?

my love had been frozen.

you painted me golden.

i could’ve spent forever with your hands in my pockets.

you said there was nothing in the world that could stop it.

i had a bad feeling.

darling   ,   you had turned my bed into a sacred oasis.

people started talking   ,   putting us through our paces.

i knew there was no one in the world who could take it.

we were dancing with our hands tied.

we were dancing like it was the first time.

i loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would divide us.

baby   ,   can we dance through an avalanche   ?

i’m a mess   ,   but i’m the mess that you wanted.

it’s gravity keeping you with me.

i’d kiss you as the lights went out   ,   swaying as the room burned down.

i’d hold you as the water rushes in.

[rpmemesandshit]

𝚃𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙵𝚃'𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝚄𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂   //   𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴. feel free to change things as necessary.

but if he’s a ghost then i can be a phantom.

i see nothing better.

in my dreams, you should see the things we do   ,   baby.

every love i’ve known in comparison is a failure.

touch me   &   you’ll never be alone.

you   &   me would be a big conversation.

i’m one call away whenever you need me.

you hold me down   ,   &   i protect you with my life.

i don’t wanna be just another ex-love you don’t wanna see.

i got issues   &   chips on both of my shoulders.

the truth is it’s easier to ignore it.

you understand the good   &   bad end up in a song.

i bury hatchets   ,   but i keep maps of where i put ‘em.

i swear i don’t love the drama   ;   it loves me.

it’s like your eyes are liquor.

it’s like your body is gold

you’ve been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks.

here’s the truth from my red lips.

i wanna be your end game.

i never trust a narcissist   ,   but they love me.

this is how the world works.

they’re burning all the witches   ,   even if you aren’t one.

they say i did something bad   ,   but why’s it feel so good   ?

i can feel the flames on my skin.

you gotta leave before you get left.

crimson red paint on my lips.

‘cause for every lie i tell them   ,   they tell me three.

i let them think they saved me.

she’s gone too far this time.

lord, save me   ,   my drug is my baby.

don’t blame me   ,   your love made me crazy.

for you, i would fall from grace.

i once was poison ivy   ,   but now i’m your daisy.

a halo   ,   hiding my obsession.

for you   ,   i would lose my mind.

for you   ,   i would waste my time.

i’ve been breaking hearts a long time.

my reputation’s never been worse   ,   so  you must like me for me.

we can’t make any promises now   ,   can we, babe   ?

you can make me a drink.

just think of the fun things we could do.

i know that it’s delicate.

do the girls back home touch you like i do   ?

echoes of your footsteps on the stairs.

stay here   ,   honey   ,   i don’t wanna share.

is it cool that i said all that   ?

sometimes i wonder when you sleep are you ever dreaming of me   ?

sometimes when i look into your eyes   ,   i pretend you’re mine.

i don’t like your little games.   i don’t like your perfect crime.

but i got smarter   ,   i got harder in the nick of time.

honey   ,   i rose up from the dead   ———  i do it all the time.

i’ve got a list of name   ,   &   yours is in red   ,   underlined.

look what you made me do.

i don’t like your kingdom keys.   they once belonged to me.

you asked me for a place to sleep   ,   locked me out   &   threw a feast

then the world moves on.

all I think about is karma.

maybe i got mine   ,   but you’ll all get yours.

i don’t trust nobody   ,   &   nobody trusts me.

i’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.

[rpmemesandshit]

𝙰 𝙱𝙰𝙳 𝙻𝙸𝙿 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶'𝚂   "   𝚂𝙴𝙰𝙶𝚄𝙻𝙻𝚂   !   (   𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝙸𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚆   )   "   𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂. feel free to change things as necessary.

penny for your thoughts   ?

i hate brenda.

a bad guy hit me in the shin.

i peed all my pants.

it’s nothing a little music can’t help.

rockin’ & rollin’   ,   down to the beach i’m strolling.

but the seagulls poked my head.

i said ‘seagulls   …   mmgh   !   stop it now   !

everyone told me not to stroll on that beach   ,   said the seagulls were gonna come   ,   &   poke me in the coconut.   &   they did.   they did.

nothing i could do but yell when those birds attacked me.

when i tried to run i fell   ,   &   then these kids started laughing.

i got hit in the neck with a hacky sack.

where’d it come from   ?

now run   ,   run   ,   run   ,   jump   !

i can be a backpack while you run.

stop.

put me down.

i love to groove   &   boogie.

i can show you some dance moves.

no   ,   i don’t want you to.

if i had your giant feet out there on the beach   ,   i could have outrun those birds.

you’re a psycho wiener   !

let me grab my beater.

don’t hit me.   please.

hey   ,   come on   ,   man   !

quit that banging!

hey   ,   what’s that stank   ?

you put a fish in our basket!

oh   ,   yeah   !   i forgot i did that   !

just hold your breath   &   see.

when the time is right   ,   birds will bite your face.

now swing from a hairy vine.

i can be your backpack while you climb.

stand on one hand   &   lift the rocks with your special gift.

now breathe.

that’s good.   like that.

one day   ,   i was walking   ,   &   i found this big log.

then i rolled the log over   &   underneath was a tiny little stick.

&   i was like   ,   ‘   that log had a child!   ’

listen   ,   boy.

someday when you are older.

you could get hit by a boulder.

while you’re lying there screaming   ,   ‘   come help me please   !   ’

the seagulls will poke your knees.

whatever   ,   you’re sorta pitchy.

you didn’t like it   ?

listen   ,   man   ,   i’m not your friend.

don’t fall asleep.