music from CARS (2006)
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music from CARS (2006)
In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11
In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11
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aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE
taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.
gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.
cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.
leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.
virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.
libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.
scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)
sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.
capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.
aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.
pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.
Cars 1,2,&3 drinking game
Cars 1: Every time Anybody mentions “Dinoco” take a drink
Every time lightning yells out Macks name take a drink
Every time Lightning acts like a sass master take a drink
Every time Sally calls Lightning “stickers” take a drink
Every time Chick Hicks yells something take a drink —————– Cars 2: Every time Francesco talks about himself/Lightning McQueen take a drink
Every time mater fucks up but still manages to do it right for some reason take a drink
Every time a car dies take a drink
Every time a car fucking explodes take a drink —————— Cars 3: Every time Jackson Storm wins a race take a drink
Every time anybody cracks an old man joke about Lightning take a drink
Every time Cruz is makes a mistake on the beach take a drink
Every time miss fritter is being a hardcore butch ass lesbian take a drink
Every time Cruz is being an adorable baby take a drink
Every time Doc Hudson is mentioned take a REALLY LONG drink
More car tit discourse
If headlights are boobs (which was what Pixar already has implied):
-half the jokes in Cars 1 are “lightning doesn’t have tits” -flo fights bad guys in Cars 2 by blinding them with the brilliance of her boobies -Lightning gets boobs installed at the start of Cars 2. So proud of him
Cars 3 Commentary fun facts:
-The majority of the film takes place in the last two weeks of February.
-Bonnie Hunt improvised “Stinky”
-Lightning IGNORES what the arrival of next gens imply until Cal retires
-When Chick’s trophy rises from the floor in his show, the mechanism operates incorrectly to show how “nothing ever goes right near Chick”
-Mater’s sneeze gag was improvised by an animator
-In LA when Lightning is the last analog racer left, none of the next-gens pay him any physical mind and almost run into him as they go about their business in the paddock. He has to wait to them to pass.
-The character designers really wanted Jackson Storm to be so low to the ground you could only “slip a credit card beneath him” but animating car characters does not allow this.
-EACH shot of the Los Angeles race is progressively darker to represent the shroud of doom that has fallen over Lighting’s racing career. The sun has set on his days.
-The sound design for Lightning’s wreck was purposely designed to send an eerie shock through your spine.
-The story picks up 4 months later because McQueen was in recovery for that whole time.
-McQueen’s coat of primer can be viewed as two things: “pajamas”, or a cast
-Tire track clouds appear in the sky during “King’s Highway”
-The Rusteze Racing Center is in North Carolina (near Charlotte), Thunder Hollow is in Georgia, and the town of Thomasville is also in North Carolina.
-McQueen’s remark of how he “never thought he couldn’t” race is based exactly off of what John Lasseter replied when asked “how did you know you could make Toy Story?”
-Cristela Alonzo’s mother did actually tell her “dream small or not at all.”
-Owen Wilson DID NOT want to sing. But when he did, he wound up dancing a little (much like McQueen) as he recorded the lines. (apparently it was an “air-lasso” type thing)
-Lightning DOES get faster from Smokey’s training! But… Cruz gets faster too.
-Lightning knows his career is over when Cruz beats him the final time at Thomasville
-At the start of the Florida 500, Lightning has no choice to race, but according to the director, “he would probably rather go home and throw up.”
-Lightning doesn’t want “what happened to Doc to happen to him”, but that is exactly what happens to him, and it’s the best thing for him.
-Lightning is described as “stunning” at least once in the commentary, and is complimented many other times. Thankfully, the word “curvaceous” was not used this time! (It is used in the Cars 3 artbook though. Multiple times.)
-The filmmakers have no concrete explanation for how anyone was able to call Cruz’s Hamilton assistant at the end of the film ://
-They also have no explanation for why the 80′s payphone near Flo’s has a video screen
-Lightning is so focused on helping Cruz in the race that he literally does not notice how he must look on the crew chief stand, wearing a headset.
-Lightning has supposedly only paused his racing career to train Cruz
-There was supposedly more graphic design work in Cars 3 than Cars 1
-Jackson Storm’s engine sound was designed from scratch (like the rest of him) by Skywalker Sound
-The demolition derby racers were based partially off of hockey players
-Miss Fritter’s old school district is where her voice actor (Lea Delaria) went to school as a child.
-There are TWO Coco easter eggs in the film: the first on Gabirel’s treadmill screen, and the second is in the FIRST shot of miss Fritter’s bar, NOT the second shot. So look carefully!
-Randy Newman repeated sections of the Cars 1 score on purpose
-Ray Magliozzi did NOT do his late brother Tom’s lines (as rumored earlier this year), Pixar instead used audio of Tom from their radio show “Car Talk”
-Humpy Wheeler (voice of Tex Dinoco) insisted so much to Pixar that there must be a water truck in the derby scene that he actually drew them a picture of a water truck.
-Retired NASCAR superstar Jeff Gordon (much like McQueen) cannot race on a simulator.
-The Mud in the derby scene took the effects department the entire length of film production time to complete.
-The sky scenes outside Sterling’s office are a couple different matte paintings.
-Lightning was more happy watching Cruz win than he would have been if he had won himself. (And this is the same way Doc felt about Lightning back in the day.)
-Lightning’s relationship with Doc is described by the director as “mentor & mentee” but also as “father and son.” Later, Lighting’s relationship with Cruz is described the same way (but with diff. words lol).
-As Cruz flips though the air, sparks can still be seen raining off her damaged flank, and the producers named it the most beautiful shot in the entire film.
-Jackson Storm is indeed terrified of Cruz Ramirez. He keeps track of her field position the entire race regardless of his crew chief’s warnings.
(There’s not much else in the commentary that we don’t know from earlier articles and interviews tbh but there were some new things.)
i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good
and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG
First Year: “I hope he’s like Lily” Second Year: “Sweet fuck he’s James.”
I think its more like “He has the intentions of Lilly but the methodology of James”
Doc would’ve been real proud of you. That’s for sure.
- Mater
happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille
If you ever need a laugh, just remember that in the Art of Cars book, the Sherif has the aerodynamics of a doughnut
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