i live on big goat farm

if vladimir is glad, then he is gladimir!

[mejaisoulstealer]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to the botanical gardens. u point at all the plants u like. i eat them

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[rubber-spatula-blog]

me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[seeyoucowpoke-deactivated201605]

Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

they have never played ANY sports at all

if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand

they don’t even lift

they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

[lmaoalien]

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

[accioheadcanons-blog]

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

[fuchsla-deactivated20150418]

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

[thebestoftumbling]

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[sandandglass]

[thaunderground]

dammit I gonna miss them

[sickfuture]

[ostolero]

[bienenkiste]