And Earth will gleefully purr like a kitten in response.
He's always wanted a cat...

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@rubicunmars
And Earth will gleefully purr like a kitten in response.
He's always wanted a cat...
"Sometimes Earth needs a break."
Mars will gladly rub Earth's back if he wants.
"I already did my planetary duty by giving you some in the first place." He can, and he will. It's very easy.
"How about doing more of your planetary duty by giving me even more?" He suggests while flashing a charming smile.
Mercury looked up, slightly embarrassed now that he realized Mars was watching him draw pictures that clearly sucked, but he didn’t know any better. ” … oh. I um, I—I didn’t know you were watching.”
"I'm always watching," he teased with a grin, wiggling his eyebrows a bit.
He may win this time. But that's it. "No more for you, asshole."
"What? Why?" He may or may not be pouting. Aw, look at that face. How can you say no to that?
"Alright. Please. Give me some."
Shit. The dick planet was being polite. Shoves plate over. "Fine! Here."
Ah yes, he wins. As always. He would say thank you, but he's already shoving food in his mouth.
He’s just gonna continue drawing pictures for Mars.
Mars doesn't have much room left for anymore pictures. He's gonna need to start throwing some out.
"Fuck no, you didn't even say please, douchebag."
"Alright. Please. Give me some."
Chew chew... Munch munch...
"Hey--give me some of that." Polite as always.
Aaaaand, he’s already gone. Sorry Mars. "Make Jupiter kill it! OR THEM!" He shouted.
"Wait--don't leave me here! They'll take advantage of me being alone!" And he thought they were friends (disregarding the fact he was ready to sacrifice Mercury)! It didn't take long before he was running, catching up with the other planet and wheezing because he is definitely not the most athletic.
"W—we’re going to die?" Mercury looked at other planet, who was now clinging to him like a scared child. "OhmyGod, what if it COMES BACK?! With others!”
"Let's get out of here!" Because Mars does not want an army of hairy spiders chasing him. Though, if needed he would gladly sacrifice Mercury. "We'll get someone else to come and kill it--or them."
Mercury watched the spider for a few more moments before witnessing it move, and finally scurry into a hiding place before it could be killed. “Mars! MARS! MARS IT MOVED! MARS I LOST IT.”
Mars jumped back quickly, looking around his feet frantically before clinging onto Mercury. "Stop yelling!--Oh my God, where did it go? We're gonna die!" Obviously, Mars is the person you need in these situations.
"Kill that gross thing!" He means a spider.
Mars took one look at the insect, took a few steps back, and shook his head vigorously. "Hell no. That spider is giant." So brave.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAARS!"
He hears a buzzing noise--oh. "Mercury--yeah, what is it?"
"…Come again?" He’d said cute, hadn’t he? Moon’s eyes quickly scanned the large—large—man from head to toe. It was kind of difficult to come up with any rate of how ‘cute’ someone who stood a good few heads taller than you was. “There’s a lot of planets out there, though… Are you in a competition with somebody?” The longer she could avoid the actual question, the better. That expression was kind of backing her into a corner, if anything…
"Well, not really a competition, but I already know I'm the cutest--I just wanted a second opinion." Mars gave the Moon an expectant look, obviously waiting for the 'yes, of course!' answer variety. "Also, if you could put it in writing that would be great." Maybe he could get a few copies and give them each to the different planets. And why stop there? Of course, he could include the moons as well.
It wasn’t very often that Moon received guests. Between what seemed to be a general disliking of Earth and her, well, not knowing many people, it was usually quiet. That being said, a visit specifically for her came as a surprise. She nearly jumped at the loud voice, albeit familiar, calling her out, and she quickly turned to meet it. Of course, there weren’t many around who were as loud as Mars, nor as many among those who would seek her out. “Mars—? What is it; did something happen?” She was never quite sure how to take “important” matters from him.
Mars waved a hand in the air, shaking his head at the concern. He supposed he shouldn't have put so much distress in his voice, but then again this was a very important matter--to him, at least. "No, no, I just have to ask you something." Clearing his throat, Mars put on his best winning smile--that he hoped didn't actually turn into a grimace, smoothing down his shirt before reaching up a hand to slick back his hair. "I'm cute, right? Like, possibly the cutest planet. Right?" Look at those hopeful puppy dog eyes.
Mars has been thinking a lot lately (those words are sure enough signs to take cover) mostly regarding the fact that he's really the cutest planet, physically speaking. He's sure others have started to notice it as well, but he can't simply bring up the topic with the planets; hurt feelings could arise and he didn't want that to happen of course. However, Mars still needed reassurance, so when he saw a member of the technically but not quite planet family, he bounded over. "Moon! I have something very important to ask you."