Let me name the stars for you.

I like nerds who play video games.

[gountart]

poliwhirl

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[rubiesandwings]

I have outlasted tumblr itself

[neogeopet]

🍅🌿🍃🌼 chomato 🌱🍅🌼🌤️

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[hp-up]

[swarnpert]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[swarnpert]

this shit is bananas.

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[to-orrr]

tomato

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[quotefeeling]

“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”

— Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

[coffeeandthoughtspoetry]

have you ever typed a message but halfway through you think "you know what, they don't even care" and deleted

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app