Living Dad Joke

A nerd, awkward, bechloe obsessed fluff ball. | I'm RubisThrace on AO3 | 34 | Italian

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[quarsonist]

i know, it's so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i'm fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i'm okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.

[shadowsfavlatina]

for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can't just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn't help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.

[journish]

I really miss the days where I could just go to blockbuster and rent a few movies for the week. Now it’s extremely hard to find the tv shows and movies I used to love watching as a kid. It’s even harder to find using firefox with ublock origin, since most streaming sites will block that kind of thing.

[rubisthrace]

Apparently she has feelings for my fucking best friend. I swear to God, you couldn't make this stuff up. I just want this pain to go away. Just make it go away.

[catchymemes]

[rubisthrace]

💙💙💙

I don't know who you are but "I love you too, random citizen" ❤️❤️❤️

[rubisthrace]

I know this pain will fade in time, but fucking hell it hurts. I feel drained.

[rubisthrace]

So, my fiancée left me. And I am writing this here because I don't want to bum out my sister and my friends about it, but I really need to put these thoughts I'm having somewhere in the world because life is shit right now and I really don't know how I'm gonna go through this. Every single object in our house reminds me of her. These walls are still imbued in our laughter and happiness and it's so fucking crazy that she ended this thing that we had in such an inexplicable way, without giving a clear explanation that I am having a hard time coping with this new reality. I miss her, guys. I never thought I could miss someone this much. It's like I'm drowning and simultaneously bleeding out from the gaping hole in my chest. I feel like falling in an endless pit and I feel alone even if I am surrounded by people who love me and support me and who immediately rallied around me when they heard about what happened because every single one of them knows she was my world, my moon and stars, my everything. I fell in love with her from the very first moment our eyes met, eight years ago and I think I always will. I don't know how not to love her and it's driving me crazy. Every time I see something she'd like, every time someone mentions something about movies, every time something happens to me I just wanna grab my phone and text her or call her but I can't. I can't because she left and even though I told her that we deserve more than this, that we deserve a second chance, that I love her and this will never change, I also know that she needs space. If she decides to come back to me she has to want it for real. If she doesn't... Well... I'll have to learn how to live without the love of my life, I'll have to learn to love her from afar, to keep her forever in my heart but not in my life. God I'm so tired of being the mature one. I'm so tired of being the bigger person. I just want her back, guys. I need her. I need her hugs and the touch of her skin, I need those little kitten noises she used to do when I woke her up in the morning, I need the lazy Saturdays when we woke up late and cuddled, I need her to tell me everything is fine when there's a thunderstorm because she knows I'm scared of thunders. I need her back, guys. I just need her back. Just tell me it was all a bad dream. Just a stupid bad dream.

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[kurtsvonneslut]

Writing game: post the last sentence you wrote then tag someone for every word in the sentence. thanks for the tag @wonderviolet17 !!!

"Look closer," she says in a booming echo, even as she vanishes entirely.

oh god how many words is that. 14? ok 14 it is

@doomsday-dj @cunty-mouse @june-rambles @snowivyimconfusi @modestflamboyance @thehornylibrarian @luciferfemme @blanketed-in-stars @brightbluedot @julieverne @dirtyrobber70 @pepis-benis @bytherosebushlaughing @batnbreakfast i think that’s 14 of ya

[june-rambles]

AHH... hi..

“It’s quite alright, dear. Are you okay?”

(regina dialogue..) i dont have 7 writer moots to tag (who havent already been tagged here) 😭😭😭

@queer-boo-radley @waknatious @the-feral-gremlin @angst-is-love-angst-is-life @amelia-queen-black @blazethecheeto

[queer-boo-radley]

Lol it's been a minute since I've done any writing. It's a run-on sentence as per usual. "First, the purple smoke enveloped her and Emma, and then it started creeping out of the master bathroom to the mansion beyond, spreading her will as it went until it was seeping through the smallest cracks in the mansion walls to get outside and cover the property." And I'm jus tagging a few people cause I'm sleepy and my brain isn't working fully yet but if you see this and write then consider yourself tagged. @imptricks @lesbiansayaishii @dungeonsanddoormats

[prentiits]

Some crucial function in Callie’s mind cracks in two, and she lets out a frustrated groan against Addison’s throat.

tagging (minus 10. i don't know that many writers): @crime-wives @lisascumslut78 @itsdappleagain @nostradamus0 @peridotglimmer @byulyi @which-star @everiistence

[nostradamus0]

honestly the last sentence i wrote was about an hour ago, and it was in a poem, so. not sure if that qualifies, but whatever :)

On the other side of the glass, a small bird lands on a feeder, wings like a smear of firepit ash.

this is way too many words; i do not know that many people. taggingggggg @sssammich @benwvatt @fazedlight @luthordamnvers @callmeshakesqueer @sideadde @naaer

(also honorary mention to @crime-wives who also tagged me while i was working on posting this lol)

[sssammich]

oh sweet thanks for the tag!

uh ok let's see, i just opened ch 9 for collateral and wrote this up so:

"Kara, I'd like to introduce you to one of my friends, Imra."

ok i will just tag a bunch of fine folks, but no pressure at all!

@eqt-95 @tinyvariations @sideguitars @waknatious @foibles-fables @fyonahmacnally @nottawriter @endersbegin @vox-ex @thatonebirdwrites

[fyonahmacnally]

Nice! Thanks, @sssammich & @fazedlight for the tag!

This is actually two sentences for context, but I am only counting the last one. LOL.

This is her family. None of them by blood, but absolutely forged by fire.

And the tags...no pressure, no worries.

@rainbow-rebellion @tedgruver69 @humanstargazer @fabulousglitch @harleychick91 @xxpaper-flowersxx @itsalliebitheway @appropriatelystupid @super-sextual-stories @fancynightwhispers

[rainbow-rebellion]

Thanks for the tag @fyonahmacnally ❤️

It’s been a hot minute since I wrote anything, but thanks for the reminder, because I would actually like to finish this one-shot!

“She puts her hands on her hips, straightens her shoulders, and nods decisively, whether to convince Nia or to convince herself, she’s not entirely certain.”

Definitely not tagging per word lol, gonna try to tag some people who haven’t been tagged yet, def no pressure though!

@natalievoncatte @lena-in-a-red-dress @autisticlenaluthor @lgbtimelords @erasedminds @atomicjellyb3an @ridiculously-over-obsessed @kailoraurelius

[kailoraurelius]

Oh dang, all the lines in this post so far have had me 👀 curious! Not tagging per word either, but I'll add a few names! Thanks for including me!!

"But I will hold you through this night and you will be brave again in the morning."

@rifewit204 @phoenix-rising1029 @afh48 @beca-mitchell @accio-sense @atotalpitch @rubisthrace

[rubisthrace]

Okay, now I wanna read every single thing mentioned here and I know Kai's one is gonna devastate me. So many talented creatures out there! I feel my imposter syndrome kicking into full gear but here it goes!

"Sure, Beca thought, it’s not like I am already surrendering my heart, why don’t I teach him to woo her too?"

Thanks to @kailoraurelius for including me in this ❤

I am not gonna do per word cause I don't have that many mutuals.

@inversetwilight @pyresrpgear @pulledpurplecurtains @becabeale143 @wordsofmyreality

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[daily-spooky]

[onlysaneman]

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

[andremichaux]

What are you? Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You?

[rubisthrace]

I wanted to share with the D&D enthusiasts in the Pitch Perfect fandom that I started a new campaign. My friend had previously created a tiefling character called Flynn Perfect (just to use the pickup line "Hi, I'm Flynn. Mr. Perfect for you." LOL) so I jumped in and created his adoptive brother. A 7'3" tall half-orc pansexual bard-barian called Pitch. Yes. My character's name is Pitch Perfect and he's a bard. 😂

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[rubisthrace]

On a separate note, since I haven't been a teacher for almost a year, felt the need to change my name. Hiya, folks.

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[danka-in-art]

This is so cool

[dragon-in-a-stew]

nothing more to say. this is so cool

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...