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[nightlark100]

Stiles giving all of his friends custom, very on the nose ringtones (which he switches up fairly regularly)

Derek

Hungry like the wolf - Duran Duran

Flesh - Simon Curtis (he changed that one after the phone rang when he was with his dad)

Peter

Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones

The Animal - Disturbed

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

Jackson

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

Scott

Howl - Florence and The Machine

Erica

Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me - Tata Young

Maneater - Nelly Furtado

Boyd

Boyd refuses to call Stiles after hearing the various songs he assigned to other people and instead texts him. Stiles set his ringtone as The Monster Mash after that.

Isaac

I was a Teenage Werewolf - The Cramps

Lydia

The Banshee's Cry - The Irish Rovers

The Banshee's Cry - Stone and Shamrock (this is too recent for canon but grown up Stiles uses it)

I Put a Spell On You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Cora

She Wolf - Shakira

Kira

What does the Fox say - Ylvis

Allison

Decode - Paramore

Tear you Apart - She Wants Revenge

Chris

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

The Sheriff

I fought the law - The Crickets

Jordan

Fire - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

[ao3feed-peterstiles]

Criminal

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/41438694

by KiraH69

Stiles has custom ringtones for every member of the pack. Some can be very telling.

Words: 1220, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski, The Pack (Teen Wolf)

Relationships: Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Humor, Song Lyrics, Pre-Slash, Pining, Oblivious Stiles Stilinski

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/41438694

[rubyred032]

Sadly this is no longer on AO3, I clicked the link and it went to the 404 page. And I've been wanting to reread this for so long

[nightlark100]

In which Stiles regrets

*Stiles is pinned against the wall in a hospital side room by Chris Argent*

"Did Scott try to kill you on the full moon?! Did you have to lock him up?!"

"Yeah I did! I had to handcuff him to a radiator. Why? Would you prefer I locked him in a basement and burned the whole house down around him?"

"I hate to dispell a popular rumour Stiles but we never did that."

"Oh right. Derek said you guys had a code. I guess no one ever breaks it."

"Never"

"What if someone does?"

"Someone like who?"

Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh(Get undressed, t-taste the flesh)

"Umm..."

Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh(Pass the test, t-taste the flesh)

"Who's phone is that?"

*Chris looks at his hunters, at Jackson, all of whom look confused.*

Hold me up against the wall. Give it 'til I beg, give me some more. Make me bleed, I like it rough

"Do you mind if I get that?" Stiles asked quietly.

*Chris, still holding Stiles against the wall, stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out the ringing phone. He looked at the caller ID and raised an eyebrow*

"Really?"

*Stiles turned red*

"Shut up. Your sister burned down their fucking house."

*Stiles shoves Chris off him and snatches the phone*

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

*Scott, Stiles and Erica are in the school library. The boys are trying to find out information about Jackson's parents*

I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax

"Sorry, that's me. I thought I put it on silent,"

I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire. Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire

*Stiles quickly shut the phone off.*

"Who was it?"

"No one. Telemarketer."

"Stiles, I know you better than that. Your default for unknown numbers is Telephone"

"Maybe I switched it up"

"Stiles."

"Fine. It was Peter."

"Why do you have Peter's number?"

"For the same reason I have a copy of Peter's house keys. It's useful to have."

*Erica looks at them both*

"Do you have Derek's number?" She asks.

"Yeah."

"What ringtone do you use for him?"

*Stiles doesn't answer, merely pulls the laptop closer to him and types*

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

*The pack is at the loft. Stiles is searching for his phone, which has fallen out of his pocket somewhere*

"I know I had it when I got here," he mutters.

"Can someone call it? If it's in here, or even if it's on the stairs or something we'll be able to hear it." Boyd suggested.

"Good idea!" Erica said. "Mine's dead. Derek, can we use yours?"

*Stiles goes pale*

"No, it's fine! I'll find it!"

*Derek raises an eyebrow and calls Stiles*

Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh(Get undressed, t-taste the flesh)

*The room goes silent, everyone looks at Stiles. Erica is trying not to laugh, Peter is smirking*

Bite into me harder, sink your teeth into my flesh(Pass the test, t-taste the flesh)

"I guess now I know why you wouldn't let me bite you."

*Stiles scowls. Scott retrieves the phone and hands it over, looking embarrassed. Stiles disconnects the call and angrily dials Peter's number*

Baby, I'm preying on you tonight. Hunt you down, eat you alive. Just like animals, animals, like animals, —mals. Maybe you think that you can hide. I can smell your scent from miles.

"Well... This has been incredibly disturbing," Isaac said.

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[nat-20s]

the Muppet show is getting a special event reboot? did I make this happen???

[werecreature-addicted]

Maybe if a werewolf put his clawed hand on my waist and made me feel small and helpless but also warm and safe I’d calm down

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[geniusorinsanity]

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

[takaraphoenix]

April + May Schedule

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABYYY! Hello, lovely people! After a quick hiatus, Stetopher Week really helped me get back into things. Due to the fact that April is now halfway over and I will only be writing/posting half of May, I've decided to put April and May together here.

04/18: Emissary of the Hale Pack (Stetopher), Chapter 10

The continuation of the Murder Road Trip! Now that Stiles, Peter and Chris finally talked about their feelings and are officially together, they gotta finish the mission and get to explore their newfound relationship in the privacy of motel rooms, before real life and the pack will demand their attention again!

04/20: Gun to Your Head (Stargent)

The first time Chris realized he was in love with Stiles was when he held a gun to the boy's head during the possession - and couldn't pull the trigger. Now, Chris has to deal with the aftermath of both, that realization and the possession, because someone has to help Stiles pick up the pieces and put them back together again.

04/22: His Nephew's Keeper (Steter), Chapter 5

The grand finale! Stiles and Peter get to spoil their nephew Eli rotten - and Derek will get a chance at revenge when Peter and Stiles welcome their own son Jamie into the family. Plus, the development of the Krasikeva Pack!

04/25: After the End (Stetaliopher), Chapter 8

In this chapter, Stiles will learn that his father is still very much alive! And our three alphas may finally find the balls to court their chosen omega. Hopefully.

04/27: A Spark for an Alpha (Stalion)

The Alpha Pack comes to Beacon Hills for a True Alpha, but Deucalion finds something far more precious - an unmated omega Spark. He makes a deal and ends up with a fiance. Look, I love an arranged marriage trope and I haven't done it for Stalion yet which is a travesty so I'm fixing that, okay? Yeah.

04/29: The Hale Alphas and Their Spark (Steterek)

Sparks bonded with Alphas, to protect a territory together. Even before Stiles knew he was a Spark, his magic reacted to Peter - the first Alpha he ever had contact with - and sparked a bond. And then Peter died. But Stiles' magic was bonded to the Hale Alpha spark, so it strengthened that bond - with Derek. And then Peter resurrected himself and now Stiles is a Spark with two Alphas... and an omega with a weird magic bond to two alphas, who are also in a, by human standards, unconventional relationship. It's tricky, it's messy and it's frustrating - because clearly he is neither wanted nor needed, they never chose to have a bond with him!

05/02: The Alpha Pack’s Spark (Stetalion), Chapter 12

Time to visit the Magic Council! Stiles is both eager and stressed about it, because what if he embarrasses his alphas in front of the important people...?

05/04: Your Voice in My Ear (Stetopher)

Stiles is a newbie journalist and annoyed of always getting stuck with fluff-pieces and boring interviews. His latest interview is with Peter Hale, author of cheesy werewolf erotica. To be prepared for the interview, Stiles listens to some of the audio-books - and oh boy, that narrator (*cough* Chris *cough)'s voice does things to Stiles! And then he meets the author and Peter is nothing like what Stiles expected.

05/09: Little Red and the Black Fox (Stetopher), Chapter 15

WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE THE BIG SUPERHERO/VIGILANTE REVEAL FOR REAL, Y'ALL! And I'm gonna be so dramatic about it and make Stiles suffer first! Oh, this is gonna be fun - the chapter I have most been looking forward to writing!

[please schedule a reread of your faves here, because Phoe and @kimmycup are gonna be laying on a beach in Sardinia <3]

05/30: Emissary of the Hale Pack (Stetopher), Chapter 11

After chapter 10's shocking cliffhanger (this must read so fun if you are reading this before Saturday 18th, aka the release of Chapter 10 :D), our boys are going to have a hard chapter ahead of them!

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[tinygiantrobotsinouterspace]

And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, he’d probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez Addams as the embodiment of the Rubber Duck Method for struggling students via surprise swordplay is directly on brand.

And I firmly believe that long-term residents who finish their degrees suddenly, mysteriously, find that their student loans have been paid off. The family attends every single graduation ceremony and claps and cheers for “their” students as boisterously as any parent. They make a particular point of doing so for the ones who have no other family in attendance.

[kiksterekficrecs]

Day 7

You Can't Run by Ocearna - (Rating: T, Words: 1,503)

Where Stiles has a brilliant plan to force Derek to actually sit down and listen for once because god damn it they should have had this conversation six months ago. 

Or: where Stiles uses mountain ash to confess. Derek is annoyed. And terrified.

Credit to banryeo and elisera (tumblr) for inspiration!

Wolves and Foxes Can Both Bite by the_painless_moustache - (Rating: T, Words: 8,662)

Stiles doesn't realize he's kind of mom-ing the pack until it's far too late to stop.

The Person You'd Take a Bullet For (is Behind The Trigger) by SadieHerondale - (Rating: T, Words: 5,820)

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but until he gets Derek back, Stiles' actions are going to be worse than bad. And he will get Derek back, come hell or high water.

look at the wonderful mess we made by Squidbittles - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 8,873)

The pack scatters for college, and Derek and Stiles amiably break off their no-strings attached relationship. Stiles's Spark has other plans, however.

Made Your Mark on Me (A Golden Tattoo) by writteninthewolfstar - (Rating: Mature, Words: 74,513)

Beacon Hills High and Lycan Heights High are well-known enemies. Derek Hale, Lycan Heights' star quarter-back, is well-known for being aggressive and arrogant.

Imagine Stiles surprise when he discovers that Derek Hale is actually his soul-mate.

But Then What... by orphan_account - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 24,343)

Senior year is almost over, and all Stiles needs to do is keep his head down to survive. A teacher calls in a favor, leaving him stuck tutoring Derek Hale, one of the most popular jocks in school and a member of a group of douchecanoes who have bullied Stiles for years. He's someone Stiles totally hates. Totally. Like, doesn't like him even a little bit. DEFINITELY isn't attracted to him.

Except that is a total lie. Fuck his life, seriously.

When You're Close I Feel the Sparks by Leslie_Knope - (Rating: Mature, Words: 39,671)

The guy is hot as hell, sure—leather jacket and glasses, Jesus, be still Stiles' poor, bisexual, beating heart—but more importantly, it must really suck being new on the first day of senior year. 

“We’re adopting him,” he decides, tugging Scott and Kira by the elbow in that direction. “Let’s go.”

Don't Judge a Derek By His Cover by captaintinymite (augopher) - (Rating: Mature, Words: 4,510)

Stiles doesn't care about the rumors surrounding Beacon Hills High School's resident bad boy, Derek Hale. In fact, he thinks the rumors are total crap. Of course, being secretly in love with someone has a way of clouding one's judgment.

However, he knew for a fact that Derek liked books. So when the two paired up for a final English project, he was excited (but also a little terrified).

But you know what they say...never judge a book by its cover. The same goes for people.

This is Home by raisesomehale - (Rating: T, Words: 4,542)

Other than being a werefox with a werekit for a son, Stiles' life is relatively normal. He's a single parent, owns a modest sized home, and has a variety of kid-friendly meal recipes tucked neatly under his belt. It might be just him and Nate, but they have it in the bag. Nothing is missing from their lives.

That is, until Nate befriends a girl named Sadie Hale on his first day of kindergarten. Then everything changes.

Home by quackquackcey - (Rating: Mature, Words: 100)

Stiles has been waiting for Derek to come home.~🏡

[rubyred032]

Stiles likes derek and has been keeping it a secret and somehow Allison(if I'm remembering correctly it's pack training or they're hunting something) gets Stiles to show it, I think he could control his chemical reaction. The only reason I remember Allison is because she was in the summary,I think Allison accidentally shoots Derek and Stiles freaks out.I remember Derek asking Stiles what was wrong they were in the kitchen and Stiles was trying to leave. This is on AO3 and I read it awhile ago and I can't remember the name of it. Help

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

I’ve heard you are the master with the Sterek fics! I’m looking for some good possessive derek over stiles, but in a good way. Possessive with his marking stiles and making sure he smells like derek. Derek wanting everyone to know who Stiles belongs to! If you or your followers know of any, I would be truly grateful!

Yes! Love this trope.

Why you should never make a werewolf jealous by Ebibily

(1/1 I 1,735 I Explicit)

Stiles comes over after a night out smelling like too many other people. Derek will correct that.

A SCENT LIKE TREASON by knox_rivers

(1/? I 8,694 I Mature)

In a world governed by titles and brutal tradition, Stiles Stilinski defy his place in high society with reckless irreverence. When he and best mate Scott crash a debutante ball, Scott charms and stumbles but Stiles captures something much more dangerous: the attention of Derek Hale, a noble-born werewolf drawn to his scent with primal urgency. Before anything can happen, Stiles is seized by his guardian, Lord Argent, and exiled to a remote estate under the guise of discipline. But the truth runs deeper. Stiles is being hidden, watched, silenced, and surrounded suppression to quell something dangerous within him.

The Human...Who has the gift of the Spark by 1Ginger1Keyboard

(5/? I 6,512 I Mature)

Stiles is just a human. But buried deep within him is a Spark bright enough to blind the world. When an incident with another pack results in a pack member trade, Stiles finds himself being sacrificed far too easily by Derek. Stiles finds himself, Derek finds his feelings.

#nofilter by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)

(8/8 I 7,269 I Explicit)

Derek has questions. Stiles has answers. Also dick pics. Stiles has Dereks' dick pics.

Electricity In the Contact by ladyblahblah 

(6/6 I 27,067 I Explicit)

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

His Only Defence by LunaCanisLupus_22

(14/14 I 78,799 I Explicit)

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha.

Oh God, and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except, oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

Prince Among Wolves by Wrennefer (Wrenegadeone)

(20/20 I 101,000 I Explicit)

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi

(29/29 I 156,742 I Mature)

Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn't expect and aren't sure they approve of....

To the End by formeldehyde

(65/? I 201,435 I Mature)

No one called Stiles, not even for the funeral. He sat outside the service, unable to cry, his pain building impossibly in his chest. He knew what he had to do. He cursed, and punched the steering wheel so hard it nearly broke his finger. Tears stung the back of his throat but he couldn't let them fall. He started the car and headed to see the last person he wanted to deal with right now. Fucking Peter.

[raindragon-20]

Of Godson and Vows by Raindragon20

"In any lifetime, always yours."

<< a little celebratory post because my little fic reached 900+ kudos. ily all>>

[brandileigh2003]

Raising Harry and/or teddy recs. I know I'm missing some so send me your faves or self rec ❤️❤️ (I keep updated ones at the bottom)

~~~please give these authors love, fandom engagement with writers is down and it means more than you know. ~~~

-orange juice (i've been ready for you to come home for so long) by raggedypond @fortunatelyfuzzywombat get back together ft Chronic Illness

-my love, take care of yourself by @littleoldrachel ft mental health and chronic

-Anything that msalexwp writes that includes the trope is fantastic

Let's Play Pretend muggle fake dating real feelings

Second Generation get back together

-the sea is a good place to think of the future by peachyybabe get back together ft Chronic Illness @lavenderhaze

-Like Real People Do by thirdcrow: coffee shop, great disability rep

-An Infinte Ocean by orphan_account muggle get together

-Babysitting For Dummies by Middleofamoment (37k) au raising teddy get together (theres a sequel and 3rd to come)

-We’ll Make It Out Alive by wolfstar_addict417: muggle texting kidfic

-Blue Moon Café by @lazuli-moon raising teddy coffee shop

-Forever Is a State of Mind -orphaned account ft deaf remus

-Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers by @poppunkpadfoot

-the mayors of simpleton by @fruityindividual older wolfstar get back together ft blind remus

-Till We Have Arrived Home Again by prouvairing divergent

-Of Quiet Hearts And Thundering Dreams by @tracingpatternswrites

-Spare! by B1ackCatChatsBack muggle get together

-I didn’t sign up for this by Moonystoastandmarsbars get back together

-Of Protein Powders and PTAs by @squintclover and TracingPatterns magical divergent

-A Wolf, A Bear, A Dungeon Master, and Boy Wonder by @ratmom819 ft chronic illness

-Puppy Magic by @demonbanisher thefifthmarauder17 magical divergent

-what a wonder (what a waste) by peachyybabe mcd magical divergent ft trans remus, mental illness and

-Aging Gracelessly by orphan_account older wolfstar texting

-So I'll Take My) Good Fortune by orphan_account muggle uni

-The Molinete & the Media Luna by punkwolfstar ft disability

-beautiful boy (darling boy) by @impishtubist and roaming_the_greenwood1: magical divergent ft trans remus

-Multiplying Parents by @heartofspells harry wants to find Sirius a bf

-ten reasons (to go to michigan) by @greyeyedmonster-18 muggle au get together

-The Things I Did by Lolo_row divergent

-Of Memories and Milk Thievery by moonymoment older wolfstar get back together @mayescapade

-Basilisks, Boggarts and Boyfriends (oh my) by OptimisticDinosaur

-Of Caffeine Addictions and Nail Polish by BlueAzalea au pining and fluff

Check out my fandom wife lucigoo she has some wonderful ones

Common Woodbrown by @imochan

that’s the art of getting by sarewolf

----Self rec: parks and playdates ft disability plus trans and asexual remus

~~Others' recs ~~

-Wherever I am/ you will always be - BrigidFaye

(anon): Under Foot, Under Moon by sometimeswelose

-An unexpected reunion- r33sesPieces

Rhythm & Blues by lez_writes13

stealing harry by @copperbadge

-Blanket Fort by @samynnad102687 : Regulus, James, and Harry build a blanket fort.

-Trick-or-Treating by Samynnad102687: The Marauders, Regulus, and Lily take Harry Trick-or-Treating.

-Unbound by you by friendlyneighborhoodtrickster, TracingPatterns

-Moonless Nights by @sliebman10 Sirius is trying to rebuild his life after the fateful Halloween of 1981. He's struggling to come to terms with Remus's betrayal and his new role as Harry's guardian.

-Family Vacation by sliebman10: Sirius is skeptical that a family resort is where he wants to spend his first summer vacation with Harry there, but he comes to see its merits when he meets Remus and his family.

-All the soul and body scars by 1point21

-To build a family - secondsister

-Forever live and die - wolfpants

--feel free to check it my main rec list

Also - the wolfstar librarian has awesome collections for raising harry

-oh, summer child by peachyybabe Sirius and remus get pregnant. Fluff 💙

•There Is No Man, However Wise by enigmaticblue

•Teddy Lupins big day out. by M0ving_in_place (3k) modern. teddy has ASD

•Happy Birthday! Happy Life Moony! By @lucigoo (Remus uses a walker, disability rep, divergent, raising Harry and teddy)

••Captain Moony by SunMoonStar60 (127k) modern au, meet cute, fluff and angst, raising teddy background jily

•You've Never Had Chocolate Like This by @bluedahlia912 Sirius raising Harry. Modern au meet cute, remus owns chocolate shop

•dear Mr Black by msalexwp: Christmas fic, raising teddy

•a crazy little thing called love by peachyybabe Remus is waiting for new heart, raising teddy, get together

New additions

•Bad Moon Rising by barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting (wip, hiatus 204k)

•All Through the Night by krabapple severedreamerfox (132k rated e) divergent, dual timeline, mpreg

[takaraphoenix]

I love your work. What is Phimmversary about?

Thanks for the love ^-^

So Phimmyversary is a portmanteau of Phoe-Kimmy-Anniversary and marks the anniversary of the first interaction between me and my best friend @kimmycup which we had dragged down some years ago and got really excited when we found the original comment thread that we first interacted with on and we have been celebrating that day ever since, including gift and fic exchange! :)

[takaraphoenix]

(Oh, wow. This is the second time I found out someone lost interest in a ship) [insert Doofenshmirtz nickel meme here]

So what's the schedule for March?

*snorts* I mean, it happens all the time. The baffling this is knocking on people's doors to tell them, personally, that you lost interest xD

And in regards to March, quite frankly, I simply don't know.

As you may have noticed, I have cancelled fics both this week and next week because I am currently in the weeds IRL, March is next month, that feels like an eternity away, I need to get through February first and putting together a large, elaborate schedule the way I usually do is 1.) too time consuming for me rn, 2.) tbh also too frustrating because of the aforementioned canceled fics, it's kinda disappointing-to-myself when I have to edit these.

So no promises for March, only tentative, hopeful "maybe"s.

To give some insight into the Mischief Mondays that never make it onto my AO3 schedule due to the mf character limit on the profiles, you get a screenshot of my updating schedule spreadsheet though, so here's what I hope might come to you in March:

Half of these are pushed back fics slash new chapters anyway xD

Maybe if I actually have the time and brainpower for it, I'll do an elaborate schedule some time next week. For now, you get this. Feel free to shoot me an ask if you're curious about one of the three fics on there that aren't new chapters, pushbacks of fics from February or Super Secret Present For My Cupcake! ;D

[takaraphoenix]

February Schedule

02/02: Journey Home (Berica + Steter)

After the Argent basement, Boyd and Erica still decide to leave Beacon Hills. But nowhere feels like home. Meanwhile, Stiles is whipping the Hale Pack into shape back in Beacon Hills. Will it be enough to bring the two wolves home?

02/04: His Nephew's Keeper (Steter), Chapter 3

So this oneshot that decided to turn into a two-parter is getting more chapters. In this third chapter, we're going to tackle what I teased for a potential sequel - Paige turning into a werewolf, and an Alpha at that, and forming her own pack with Derek, Stiles and CJ.

01/10: Little Red and the Black Fox (Stetopher), Chapter 13

It's time for Stiles to confirm that Peter and Malia are actually father and daughter - and to break the news to them both. Plus, now that Stiles confessed, Peter and Chris FINALLY get to woo their boy.

02/09: The Silver Fox's Burrow (Stargent)

In a world where everyone is a shifter, the silver fox shifters Chris and Allison move to Beacon Hills. Stiles hasn't seen another fox-shifter since his mom died so he's really curious. His interest in Chris in particular soon shifts into something more.

02/11: Saving Logan Hale (Stetopher)

Thanks to the Nemeton, Stiles gets a second chance to-over. He can go back in time to fix everything, but it will be a one-way trip. He considers when to go, but in the end he decides to go back far enough to prevent Talia from becoming an Alpha too young by saving her and Peter's father from an early grave. Now he's stuck in the past and forced to attend high school with Peter and Chris... who were apparently a couple back then?!

02/14: Emissary of the Hale Pack (Stetopher), Chapter 9

MURDER ROAD TRIP!! Stiles is going to suffer having to go on a road trip with Peter and Chris, having to see them all couple-y. And it's even worse because they have been behaving so weird lately, being so painfully affectionate with him. How is he supposed to get over his stupid crush on Chris and his misplaced feelings for Peter there?

02/16: Call My Names III: Call Me Alpha (Stetopher)

The final part in my Names-verse! Since Derek gave up the Alpha spark to save Cora's life, the Hale Pack is lacking a leader. And it's up to Peter to claim that spot, and finally claim that name.

02/18: Huge and Problematic (Steter)

Latest in my Size-verse! Stiles and Peter find a feral coyote in the woods and have to deal with sudden parenthood! Naturally, things in Beacon Hills aren't calm either and the pack has to face their next threat...

02/21: After the End (Stetaliopher), Chapter 7

Stiles has to have the Spark conversation with the Alpha Triad, now that the secret is out of the bag. And Chris has some questions in regards to Stiles' companion from Washington - with the high hopes that it might be his daughter and that Allison might still be alive after all...

02/23: Wingman Jackson (Stanny)

When Jackson's birth-parents die, then-deputy Noah is the first one on the scene. Noah and Claudia end up adopting the orphaned baby and Jackson and Stiles grow up as brothers. Now, as teenagers, Jackson is really very done with the way his annoying little brother is pining for his best friend.

02/25: You and Me Against the World (Sterek)

After Scott confronts Stiles about Donovan and pushes him away and after Scott denies Hayden the bite, Stiles, Liam and Hayden leave Beacon Hills together to seek a different Alpha's help - Derek's. Derek has no idea how he is supposed to handle his chosen omega, whom he had to leave behind when leaving Beacon Hills, suddenly being at his front door, and coming with two pups...

02/28: The Alpha Pack’s Spark (Stetalion), Chapter 11

The Blackwood Pack makes their way to the Magic Council, to officially claim their newest members. Stiles, Boyd and Erica are antsy and eager to see what the Magic Council is like.

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[agam-shel-barvadim]

seriously tho, that’s how the internet was intended to be, just in general. you reply to things when you get to it. idk how the HELL that ended up turning into a culture of constant availability, but that’s not how it was meant to work. constant availability is unhealthy.