Red Velvet Blogcake

I don't even know. 28. Feminist. Book enthusiast. TV binger. Scholar-Fan. Mountain goat. Cat lady. Educator. Multi-Fandom...but's let's be real. This is a Captain Swan blog, plus cats, politics, and other tv. I'm also super into Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries and Orphan Black....

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[pantaro]

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

[schittscreekgifs]

♪ A LITTLE BIT ALEXIS ♪

[cinemapix]

SCHITT’S CREEK

5.02 // Love Letters

[softdavidrose]

ted mullens + puns (requested by anonymous)

+ bonus:

[blond-shell]

David vs. baseball terminology

[bob-belcher]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

[alphacrone]

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

[lizaleigh]

#this is 90% of the women I know Proven by the viral string of reblogs linking us to one another.

[c-a-t-z-z]

ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ

[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

[epiphanies]

Lizzo at the 2019 VMAs

[sandandglass]

[damnthatswhack-deactivated20150]

my favorite line from the show

[everythingfox]

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

(Source)

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

[somarkcastle-deactivated2022122]

Modern icon

[lesbdar]

Phillip Pullman>>>>>>J.K Rowling

[lesbdar]

example:

[hydro-homies]

Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[elodieunderglass]

The continuity of these is what sells it to me every time

[tairneanaich]

Why is there always a member of the clergy

[221cbakerstreet]

The biomes are now catholic

[kimcheehan]

[williamcrisafi]