[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[tchaikovskaya]

[valtsv]

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

[valtsv]

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

[valtsv]

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

[cactusjerk]

[machineryangel]

they should invent winter for me where the sun does not set until 9 pm

[deerchasingheadlights]

Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

[skincareroutine]

being in ur 20s is like what 2 songs am i listening to on repeat tonight

[stuckinapril]

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

[laughconfetti]

It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

amazing

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[therinde-dreams]

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

[idhren]

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[theygender]

Quarantine has taught me that I also sigh dramatically when I have nothing to do all day

[scornpios]

From Wikipedia: Familiar stranger

“ A familiar stranger is an individual who is recognized by another from regularly sharing a common physical space such as a street or bus stop, but with whom one does not interact. First identified by Stanley Milgram in the 1972 paper The Familiar Stranger: An Aspect of Urban Anonymity ”

[madbaddic7ed-deactivated2021060]

Kind of miss all the people that I know this way on my train to work 🥺 haven’t seen them in 6 months

[qillermeme]