One Way In, No Way Out

Jessi. Not Jessica, Not Jessie or Jesse. Jessi. A tatted up 25 year old. She/her. Ryan Hayood has ruined my life. But I mean, YOLO right? I'm trash. Sue me. Raywood Shakarian The DoctorxRose Doctor Who Rooster Teeth Achievement Hunter Mass Effect Dragon Age The Fallout Series (specifically now the ghoul husband, Hancock) So many more shenanigans... W.A.F.F.L.E.O

[reverseracism]

John McCain’s son, Jack McCain, responds to racists who took “offense” to the Old Navy interracial family advertisement.

Can we also talk about how that woman said “you couldn’t get a white woman”, like white women are the tip top of the racial scale and are a prize to be had. Basically insinuating Black Women are sloppy seconds #NotHereForIt. Great clapback, Jack. Classy and to the point.

[reverseracism]

HEADS UP: I just went through his wife’s Twitter and she’s literally an angel sent from heaven!

You should check it out @reneeitchka on Twitter ❤️

[greencow4]

Cards Against Humanty just released their “For Her” pack, parodying products geared towards women and also giving proceeds to Emily’s List, which helps more women get elected to government.

[justlurkingoverhere]

god I love this company

[emmersdrawberry]

the wide-eyed crazed look on the model is giving me life

[theshroudwolf]

@eaotheelf

[progressivejudaism]

[Image description:   2 men are standing amongst other people in what seems like an LGBT+ Pride event.  The gentleman on the left, who looks like he is in his 60s and has gray hair and a beard, is holding a large Pride rainbow flag with a white Jewish Star in the center.  The gentleman on the right is holding a slightly smaller, but still rather large, rainbow sign that reads “#AllahLovesEquality.” A red, half-moon symbol and a black Arabic city-scape are also printed on the sign. ]

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[rocktheholygrail]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[capricornettowastaken]

BONUS~

[happy-xy]

Rami Malek on The War at Home (2005-2007)  Season 2 Episode 11: Out and In

[theblackestofsuns]

“Gilbert Sees The Future From 1986!”

Love & Rockets #17 (June 1986)

Gilbert Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

Well damn bitch

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[adventure-heart]

I love the phases moon

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[lejazzhot]

Joe.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Talk shit get hit.

[misspsychotic]

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

[bixbiboom]

I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.

Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”

Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[niggazinmoscow]

It’s been 10 years???? Omfggggg

[tgolemo94]

Your regular reminder that flint still doesn’t have clean water, but nestle does and makes residents pay for it…

[homunculus-argument]

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

[perhapsarat]

hedwig is just a furby on a string

[etherealeunoia8]

[chewbacca]

I Filmed My Dog Whenever He Cried Or Was Nasty For 24 Hours — Jenna Marbles

[marveladdicts]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Joe and Anthony Russo

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]