vampires all the way down

currently handing over my last braincell to a 514 year old vampire and his controversially young 72 year old boyfriend | IG (edits): @flawedparadox | AO3: clairvoyantPlume

[lexdelioncourt]

Eric really said "we're here, we're queer, give us our own show so we can finally bang uninterrupted."

(Also talking excitedly of Daniel's future and not giving any indication he's leaving the show so jot that down)

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[yaoiblackmold]

I love them so much

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[mumblesplash]

listen i will not hear a word against armand he is perfect he is stunning. it’s all ‘characters these days talk like they’re trying to get a good grade in therapy >:/‘ until you behead your 72-year rebound manipulationship and the shared ex he left you for so you can force his decapitated body to write apology notes by threatening the life of the girl you tricked him into paying to pretend to be his dead daughter who you killed. he even apologized for killing her ok he’s doing the 12 steps it’s called taking accountability it’s called healing

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

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[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[menageriee]

very fun to have not seen tvl yet because half my feed is this with no context:

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[bananonbinary]

i mean i hear what you're saying, but thats a bit like seeing a car driving off a cliff and calling it "prophecy" that it's going to crash at the end.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[ladamania]

Rufus Sewell’s Photos of Heath Ledger in “A Knight’s Tale” (x)

[beautifully-said]

[blorbo-wan-kenobi]

keep flirting with the rooster…you’ll get somewhere

[demonpoppyseed]

It's literally fine for a character's motivations to be complex and opaque and for an actor to have to grapple with them by the way. I promise it doesn't hurt them. Sometimes, get this, they even think it's fun

[kylak-vadera]

Armand: I've been watching you for 52 years

Daniel:

Daniel: I'm about to have a panic attack, but I'm also having a hard-on

Armand: This is your usual state, beloved

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat: After Dark | THE DEVIL'S ROAD

[kinkydorah]

prev these are excellent tags

[lighthouseweeper]

People go crazy over indirect kissing, but when a vampire licks another vampires blood off a glass and basically has an orgasm at the bar people are like “why doesn’t this show have sex in it?”. That was indirect sex. Lestat put himself inside of Louis. Vampire sex can be many things…

[baker-chan-senpai]

he may be an unredeemable psychopath but he's just so so so pretty