I Lurk

At one point I just lurked. It seems like this cute thing, especially in the face of my rampant desire to share. She/They, sometimes He as a treat. Nny11Writes is the original content blog (mostly), guess who refuses to update their header and avatar for 9 years? Hey-O!

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[scorebug]

[bwooomscratches]

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[p96al]

self care is also being honest with yourself about your negative habits and mistakes. it’s also taking ownership of your faults and growing from them. self care is diverting from a negative space to a positive one. creating light and balance. blooming. watering your own flowers. being gentle but honest with yourself.

so take care.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

They took my fuckong teth

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Not all of them.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

im glad my anesthetic-induced hot take on wisdom teeth removal resonated with you guys

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[pezberrry-deactivated20120321]

[princess6590]

thegestianpoet:

 #I am not attracted to a cartoon lion #I am not attracted to a cartoon lion #I am not attracted to a cartoon lion 

[ruinedchildhood]

True love

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[i-m-snek]

SNEARS

[twitterlols]

[ithelpstodream]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[imamandanelson]

This movie scene is where I learned the true survival value of being a smart-ass.