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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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JBB: An Artblog!
Three Goblin Art
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RMH
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pixel skylines
Kaledo Art
Cosmic Funnies
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@rude-behemoth
What’s in stock?
A-Lovable-Bug (Herbie)
Decepti-KARR (KARR)
Rude-Behemoth (Goliath)
Better-To-Light-One-Candle (Juniper)
Vehicle-Integrated Neurotech (VIN)
Yeahhh, the muse is loooong gone for all these poor souls. They’ve all been sent here to the junkyard, where their stories will live on. It’s always possible the muse will come back, and I’ll resume writing for them. But for now, let them rest here <3
Thanks for all the fun times!
KITT was obviously the ghostwriter of this book.
“GOLIATH NO FALL.”
in honor of the famous cars server’s one year anniversary…
a memeep about death
“GOLIATH BORED.”
@dontbarfongarthe
“Garthe, do entertain your creation.”
“Easy buddy. He just needs a fun game to keep him busy. What do say Goliath? Up for a game? C’mon KARR, you got to play too, though.”
“GAME SOUND FUN.”
“I do not consent to this.”
“What game you like most bud? And come on KARR….There be a special, hrm, game, for you afterwards as your reward.”
“…Very well.”
“GOLIATH WANT BATTLE GAME. FAST. LOUD. HIT BROTHER BUT NOT HURT.”
“GOLIATH BORED.”
@dontbarfongarthe
“Garthe, do entertain your creation.”
“Easy buddy. He just needs a fun game to keep him busy. What do say Goliath? Up for a game? C’mon KARR, you got to play too, though.”
“GAME SOUND FUN.”
“GOLIATH BORED.”
Send ❄ for our muses to be trapped outside in a snowstorm!
it’s memeep time again, folks
Does Goliath like hugs?
Goliath is a big guy, and I can’t really hug him. But he loves, and I mean loves, to get hard whacks for pats along his body. It doesn’t hurt him–it actually hurts my wrist more. He is a good boy, and does get his fair share of pats for being so good.
“GOLIATH GOOD BOY!!!”
@dontbarfongarthe
“GARTHE! Garthe! Goliath found big ship in junkyard! Goliath smash to itty bitty pieces, and make shape for Garthe!” There’s a crushed bit of metal wedged in his grille that vaguely resembles a heart.
Uh, thanks bud…..You know what, yeah. Thanks. You’re a good boy. -Firm slapping pat along the semi’s side- Now, who wants to run over some annoying brats who keep showing up and asking me dumb crap? Huh? Who wants to help me get rid of these kids?
He appears visibly peppier upon being praised. “Goliath is good boy!” Both of his doors excitedly fling open as the brute nearly bounces off of his wheels. “Goliath help Garthe! Run over pesky peoples! Goliath good at running over!”
“That’s right bud, go to town. You’re such a good boy.” He gives another solid thump to the side of the semi as he steps out of the way. However, not before removing the metal shards of Goliath’s crafted heart. “I’ll keep this safe with me, okay bud?”
“Okay! Goliath go now! Squash rude, no-good humans! Haha!” With a sudden snarl of his engine, the semi eagerly bolts off, leaving a massive cloud of dirt and dust to settle on Garthe.
@dontbarfongarthe
“GARTHE! Garthe! Goliath found big ship in junkyard! Goliath smash to itty bitty pieces, and make shape for Garthe!” There’s a crushed bit of metal wedged in his grille that vaguely resembles a heart.
@a-hateable-bug
“Car is small. Goliath could crush small car! Haha!”
Angery beeping noise
“HAHAHA! Small car can’t speak! Only honk! Goliath honk louder!” Cue stupidly loud blaring.
@a-hateable-bug
“Car is small. Goliath could crush small car! Haha!”
it’s memeep time again, folks
((I never posted this whoops))
