Horace, do you wish for a threesome? ~ DeceptiKARR
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@a-hateable-bug
Horace, do you wish for a threesome? ~ DeceptiKARR
@a-hateable-bug
"You are a fool of you believe I no longer have romantic feelings for you."
Horace hissed
2+3+5 equal 10, but he felt stupid for not seeing it
3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?, 15. What was something their parents taught them?, 92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.
3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?
English and French form of HORATIUS, and the name by which the Roman poet Quintus Horatius Flaccus is commonly known those languages. In the modern era it has been used as a given name since the Renaissance, in honour of the poet.
His dadâs call him Hori, while he makes it known he hates it, it makes him feel, something
15. What was something their parents taught them?
Win. No matter what
92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif
Mun is bad at picking
71, 60, 47, 33, 7 :3c
71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?
He has no children, he doesn't want any, and while outwardly he would prefer children to think he would eat them internally they arenât that bad, there are certainly worse things in the world, like adults
60. Describe the way they sleep.
in general, loud
Human au: Literally taking up the whole bed
47. Â Whatâs their pain tolerance like?
Itâs pretty high, well after he died it got pretty high
or at least thatâs what he wants you to think
33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?
Dying again, once was enough
7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?
who knows anymore đ Â @decepti-karrâ
93 fun OC asks because why not
Basics:
1. What is their gender?Â
2. What is their sexuality?
3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?
4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger? Which sibling are they the closest with?Â
5. Whatâs their relationship with their parents like? What about other relatives?
6. What would they give their life for?
7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?
8. What do they believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?
9. What is their favorite color? Favorite animal?
10. What are some of their talents/skills?Â
11. If they could make a mark on history, what would they like it to be?Â
12. How old are they? When is their birthday?
13. What do they do for fun?
14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?
15. What was something their parents taught them?
16. Are they religious?
17. Where were they born?Â
18. What languages can they speak? Where did they learn these languages?Â
19. What is their occupation?
20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them?Â
Personality:
21. What is their favorite thing about their personality?
22. What is their least favorite thing about their personality?
23. Do they get lonely easily?
24. Do you know their MBTI type?
25. What is their biggest flaw?
26. Are they aware of their flaws?
27. What is their biggest strength?Â
28. Are they aware of their strengths?
29. How would they describe their own personality?
30. When frightened, will they resort to âfightâ or âflightâ?
31. Does this character ever put somebody elseâs needs before their own? Who do they do this for? How often do they do this?
32. What is their self esteem like?
33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?
34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives?Â
35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?
36. What is their sense of humor like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.
37. How easy is it for them to say âI love youâ? Do they say it without meaning it?
38. What do others admire most about their personality?
39. What does their happily ever after look like?
40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?
Physical Profile:
41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh?Â
42. What is their favorite thing about their physical appearance?
43. What is their least favorite thing about their physical appearance?
44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?
45. How would they describe their own appearance?
46. How easily can they express emotions? How easily can they hide emotions?
47. Whatâs their pain tolerance like?
48. Do they have any tattoos? What are the stories behind those tattoos?
49. Do they have any piercings?
50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?
51. What is their height? Weight?
52. What is their body type? Are they muscular, chubby, skinny, etc?
53. What is their hair color? Eye color? Skin tone?
54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?
55. What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they? How bad are their hangovers?
56. What do they smell like? Why do they smell like this? (Is it the things theyâre around or a perfume they wear?)
57. How do they feel about sex? Are they a virgin?
58. What is their most noticeable physical attribute?
59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?
60. Describe the way they sleep.Â
Environment:Â
61. Which season is their favorite season?
62. Have they ever been betrayed? How did it affect their ability to trust others?
63. What is always guaranteed to make them smile?
64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?
65. Whatâs their immune system like? Do they get sick often? How do they react to getting sick?
66. Where do they live? Do they like it there?
67. Is their bedroom messy? What about their bathroom? Kitchen? Living room?
68. How did their environment growing up affect their personality?
69. How did the people in their environment growing up affect their personality?
70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?
71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?
72. Would they rather have stability or comfort?
73. Do they prefer the indoors or outdoors?
74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms?Â
75. If given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
76. How organized are they?
77. What is their most prized possession?
78. Who do they consider to be their best friend?Â
79. What is their economic situation?
80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?
Miscellaneous:
81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?
82. What is their handwriting like?
83. Can they swim? How well? Do they like to swim?
84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?
85. Do they believe in ghosts?
86. How do they celebrate holidays? How do they celebrate birthdays?
87. What is something they regret?
88. Do they have an accent?
89. What is their D&D alignment?
90. Are they right or left handed?
91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?
92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.
93. Whatâs the most iconic line of dialogue theyâve ever said?
@a-hateable-bug
Smooch.
âThat is unfortunate.â
@a-hateable-bug
Smooch.
How much on a scale from 1 to 10 beep being meh, MEURP being really don't like, Simon Moore the Third?
MEUUUUURP.
There was a reason Herbie purposefully lost for Simon.
MEEERPRRPR BEEEEEEEEEEEP hiss
âI donât like him either but he owned you, idiotâ
Happy Easter, Horace. -gives him a basket of eggs-
>:{
((iâm sorry.))
Donât you ever forget this.
>>>>>:[
Aw, baby bug got mad? >:{D
You will not be spared, Garfield
((iâm sorry.))
Donât you ever forget this.
>>>>>:[
ASSHOLE
WHERE YOU AT AND WHO IS GARFIELD!!!
@decepti-karr
ââŠI am unfamiliar with this âGarfield.â Elaborate.â
THE ASSHOLE YOUâVE BEEN CHILLING WITH, WITH THE SHARPIE MUSTACHE AND THE DUMB ACTING SKILLS
âYou are referring to Garthe Knight, in that case. He is the son of my creator, Wilton Knight. I am obligated to work under him. He is my new driver.â
smh, well you better watch out boyfriend if I discover any shenanigans you know that mother will smash you by hand if i donât get to you first
âOf course, boyfriend. My interactions with Garthe are strictly business related. âŠUnless you are referring to a different sort of âshenanigans.ââÂ
You know what shenanigans i am talking about, KARRthan
âNo, I do noâ âŠKARRthanâŠ?â
LOOK YOUR REAL FULL NAME DOEST PACK A PUNCH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FOUR BASICS OF HUMAN LIFE ARE, NARROW IT DOWN YOU OVER ZEALOUS CALCULATOR
âHumans need to eat, drink, and reproduce. But I am not human, so I fail to understand your anger.â
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ASSHOLE
WHERE YOU AT AND WHO IS GARFIELD!!!
@decepti-karr
ââŠI am unfamiliar with this âGarfield.â Elaborate.â
THE ASSHOLE YOUâVE BEEN CHILLING WITH, WITH THE SHARPIE MUSTACHE AND THE DUMB ACTING SKILLS
âYou are referring to Garthe Knight, in that case. He is the son of my creator, Wilton Knight. I am obligated to work under him. He is my new driver.â
smh, well you better watch out boyfriend if I discover any shenanigans you know that mother will smash you by hand if i donât get to you first
âOf course, boyfriend. My interactions with Garthe are strictly business related. âŠUnless you are referring to a different sort of âshenanigans.ââÂ
You know what shenanigans i am talking about, KARRthan
âNo, I do noâ âŠKARRthanâŠ?â
LOOK YOUR REAL FULL NAME DOEST PACK A PUNCH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FOUR BASICS OF HUMAN LIFE ARE, NARROW IT DOWN YOU OVER ZEALOUS CALCULATOR
@a-hateable-bug
âCar is small. Goliath could crush small car! Haha!â
Angery beeping noise
âHAHAHA! Small car canât speak! Only honk! Goliath honk louder!â Cue stupidly loud blaring.
Horace felt his engine rev to the top of his gauge and his heat reading go nuts.
He rammed himself into Goliath like he had his brother
ASSHOLE
WHERE YOU AT AND WHO IS GARFIELD!!!
@decepti-karr
ââŠI am unfamiliar with this âGarfield.â Elaborate.â
THE ASSHOLE YOUâVE BEEN CHILLING WITH, WITH THE SHARPIE MUSTACHE AND THE DUMB ACTING SKILLS
âYou are referring to Garthe Knight, in that case. He is the son of my creator, Wilton Knight. I am obligated to work under him. He is my new driver.â
smh, well you better watch out boyfriend if I discover any shenanigans you know that mother will smash you by hand if i donât get to you first
âOf course, boyfriend. My interactions with Garthe are strictly business related. âŠUnless you are referring to a different sort of âshenanigans.ââÂ
You know what shenanigans i am talking about, KARRthan
@a-hateable-bug
âCar is small. Goliath could crush small car! Haha!â
Angery beeping noise
ASSHOLE
WHERE YOU AT AND WHO IS GARFIELD!!!
@decepti-karr
ââŠI am unfamiliar with this âGarfield.â Elaborate.â
THE ASSHOLE YOUâVE BEEN CHILLING WITH, WITH THE SHARPIE MUSTACHE AND THE DUMB ACTING SKILLS
âYou are referring to Garthe Knight, in that case. He is the son of my creator, Wilton Knight. I am obligated to work under him. He is my new driver.â
smh, well you better watch out boyfriend if I discover any shenanigans you know that mother will smash you by hand if i donât get to you first