you're green with it

hi im rodolfo (or rudy) i use twitter more @coolguyrudy

[knowyournewmeme]

FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

[bugghosts-deactivated20170702]

[haida-official]

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[mrclassyclass]

Call an ambulance…

[unclefather]

[fjordfjucks]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

[woolay]

Big head mode

[sexhaver]

one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

[rob-pattinson]

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

[dreamsensitive]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[chimiiiiiiiiii-deactivated20200]

gmod horror

[isopodhours]

[oh-there-he-is]

There he is!

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[valtsv]

[trapcard]

just voted! climate change: solved ✊😝

LMFAO

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[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[sharkselfies]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

playing soul calibur 5 online as shrekimitsu is an experience

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

i had one guy yell at me down the mic “no, fuck off, im not fucking fighting shrek, this is a serious game” and he d/ced

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

Welcome back, to the stage of history…