I’ll Eat Your Fucking Teeth, Coward

Rue!!! Knight of heart Scorlo Bisexual!!! She/herplease!

[turing-tested]

[ruetheclown]

Mother what have you done

My mom is helping me make a clown themed long furby, possibly with two smaller clown themed long furbys for my little sisters

He’s going to have legs

[isle-of-misfit-joys]

she is HERE

she is

DEAR

(to me)

her media is

MIXED

she has

EVOLVED

HODGEPODGE

is her name

bonus: a pair of cryptids in love

special thanks to @aibo7m3 for selling me the furby buddies, @furbyfuzz for making long furby who inspired this work (hodepodge may be long furby’s strangest child until Forb is complete), & to the half dozen people who followed her 2 week incubation with joy, glee, dread, and horror

[ruetheclown]

My true form

[weirdmageddon]

theres a good boy (now thats a boy i could get into!)

[anjevalart]

i made this instead of studying for a midterm

fun fact the file name for this is bongoat, here’s a gif too have fun!

[cryptiddd]

we stan a fluffy boy

(transparent!.. hopefully. click for full images!!)

Bonus:

[ruetheclown]

I’m going to die for him

[c0nl33]

Pendulum ask. Will I find my dave soon? Have I already found him?

you will find your dave soon, but you haven’t found him yet. i have faith in you! if you’d like to send in an ask/submission with a canon call, i’d be glad to spread it a bit for you!

[swimmymermaid-deactivated201711]

hey! tag your sign and the emotion that is most likely to make you cry! mine is frustration

[ruetheclown]

Yo no offense but this vape sucks

Yo no offence but this vape sucks

This Fuckint vape *sucks*

Man, fuck this vape

It tastes like ass

It

Ain’t

It

Cheif

YOTE

puff puff lol

[herokind-archive]

While you were busy being heterosexual

we studied the blade

[timehyphema]

@hnnngteeth

[ruetheclown]

heLL YES

[timehyphema]

Help me a Terezi kin is threading me VERY OMINOUSLY

[ruetheclown]

H3H3H3H3H3H3 >;]

[gay-homestuck]

High quality heart for a high quality bi!

[ruetheclown]

I’m a high quality bi... :’•>

[buzzfeedtasty]

Deep-Fried Mini Calzones (Panzarotti)

Keep reading

[ruetheclown]

Mmmmm

[mei-k-deactivated20190919]

I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.

Please reblog to enter this giveaway.

It ends on July the 31st.

You don’t have to be following me.

I’ll be shipping internationally.

[meredithgei-deactivated20240821]

Want a pokemon egg?

OKAY LET’S DO THIS

Every person who regblog this  will have a pokemon egg on their submissions and a few days later a pokemon will hatch from the egg.

 The pokemon will be submitted based on their blog, it may be shiny or even a legendary

(Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes does not count)

[depressed-alone]

Plsplsplspls

[thebiggestnaturaldisaster]

Begging

[cloudsoffire]

I remember this

Wait is this a different one?

[greyrose22-deactivated20220620]

Oh BOI!!

[goddess-of-the-gay-unicorns-dea]

Need one

[rainbow-blossom247]

why not

[allthesansaus-deactivated201803]

Cool

[plushoie-deactivated20240107]

Sure

[leelee0535-deactivated20190403]

it’s not gonna happen 

[xstarthesingingdemon]

Sure!^^

[ruetheclown]

Pls I lov pokemon

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[ruetheclown]

GAH I LOVE THIS APP

[cuttlefishlovr]

my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

[yennafear]

I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This