Seldom Seen Kid

Let me tell you what I do know: I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good.

[ampervadasz]

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[resetme]

THE BEAR  |  1.08

[trailertrashgrog]

Nope + seeing/being seen

[olruggiio]

do not talk to me or else i WILL cry . fucking try me

[greelin]

feeling fundamentally unloveable after 11pm is so funny because you can’t even do anything about it. you just have to sit there like Okay

[greelin]

yeah you can TRY and go to bed. but watch out

[honeybrees]

i’m crossing the street and i get hit by a tesla on self-drive. off goes the yuppie, hit-and-run. lady saw it happen and she’s trying to keep it together, getting someone to call paramedics and keeping me talking, but the writing’s on the wall folks, i’m fucked. so i say to the lady, i say “listen. the optimal vessel for enjoying hot soup is a mug, not a bowl.” she’s looking at me like i’m insane but i explain, i say “a bowl, especially a flat one, has more surface area for the soup to cool off. your soup gets cold too fast in a bowl, especially a flat one. you want a mug. soup stays hot the whole time and you can actually enjoy it how it was meant to be enjoyed.” she’s nodding, tears in her eyes, she knows it’s coming now. but there’s something else comin she don’t know. we both get hit by the second tesla

[honeybrees]

[podcastwizard]

posts that have 10k notes in my heart

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[rubykgrant]

[rosequart]

"company erases all evidence of children's cartoon as a tax write-off" "ten tv shows that will be removed from their streaming services right now, forever" "creative production on indefinite pause because the algorithm said so" "game developers forced to leave company they created due to made-up financial reasons" "fully completed film will never be released because their ceo will lose five dollars"

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

porn is back everyone grab a commemorative t-shirt

[dugaodna]

r/lies has been a bit of a warzone lately but this made me laugh out loud

[weeniebagel]

mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (August 15th, 2020)

[pissvortex]

[elonmuskisabitch]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[cipheramnesia]

Not sure what’s going on here but I’d hit that.

[anarchblr]

what's a para socialist relationship you mentioned is it like paranormal activity with socialists

okay, this is funny

[anarchblr]

the spectre of communism is real and he's leaving you on read

[vicholas]

[toastbutteregg]