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ampervadasz

kristina100000

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

superioronion

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

shadow13dickpistons

Oh thank God someone explained this.

resetme

THE BEAR | 1.08

trailertrashgrog

Nope + seeing/being seen

yioh

do not talk to me or else i WILL cry . fucking try me

greelin

feeling fundamentally unloveable after 11pm is so funny because you can’t even do anything about it. you just have to sit there like Okay

greelin

yeah you can TRY and go to bed. but watch out

honeybrees

i’m crossing the street and i get hit by a tesla on self-drive. off goes the yuppie, hit-and-run. lady saw it happen and she’s trying to keep it together, getting someone to call paramedics and keeping me talking, but the writing’s on the wall folks, i’m fucked. so i say to the lady, i say “listen. the optimal vessel for enjoying hot soup is a mug, not a bowl.” she’s looking at me like i’m insane but i explain, i say “a bowl, especially a flat one, has more surface area for the soup to cool off. your soup gets cold too fast in a bowl, especially a flat one. you want a mug. soup stays hot the whole time and you can actually enjoy it how it was meant to be enjoyed.” she’s nodding, tears in her eyes, she knows it’s coming now. but there’s something else comin she don’t know. we both get hit by the second tesla

honeybrees

podcastwizard

posts that have 10k notes in my heart

shes fat

"company erases all evidence of children's cartoon as a tax write-off" "ten tv shows that will be removed from their streaming services right now, forever" "creative production on indefinite pause because the algorithm said so" "game developers forced to leave company they created due to made-up financial reasons" "fully completed film will never be released because their ceo will lose five dollars"