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[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont think humans are meant to be monogamous like your relationship is destined for failure unless you sometimes include the little green alien that taps on the window at night

[unhallowedawn]

[churchedcannibal]

"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is

"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples

"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.

[cryptidtheist]

[ilfildiarianna]

[lharky0]

[tiredadventurer]

[homunculus-argument]

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

[l0stvegas]

Hey guys, have any of you seen my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of my poster of m

[probablybadrpgideas]

It's not the sunlight *itself* that harms vampires, it's that exposure to UV causes their body to over-synthesize Vitamin D to toxic levels.

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[folkloregirlfriend]

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[realfootage]

[undeadsucker]

ufologist at the gay bar looking for a "close encounter" of a different kind

[whose-woods-are-these]

poly ufologist at the gay bar looking for a "close encounter of a third kind"

[xo-philia]

Ectoplasm creampie

[asmeesh]

Your Aspen Eyes

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