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🩸 he/him • 30s 🦇

[undeadsucker]

🔥😈 my letterboxd ⚰️💀

1 like = 1 smack of dave gahan's flat butt

[undeadsucker]

before i put on an outfit i always ask myself "will this look good drenched in blood if the killer gets me?"

[undeadsucker]

doing the dishes and then making food means you have to do the dishes again even though you just did them

[seanofbeankeep]

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

[undeadsucker]

i think i saw a ghonst

[undeadsucker]

tbh i made this post after falling asleep on the couch for over 40 minutes watching ghost hunters and since then i can't stop saying "ghonst" in my internal dialogue

[undeadsucker]

[undeadsucker]

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

[undeadsucker]

snoopy doo

thats 2 different guys

[crabussy]

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

[crabussy]

like seriously. seriously. "oh I just want my shirt to stay tucked in and my socks to stay up" riiiiiiight.

[undeadsucker]

i need to ******-**** *** **** * ****** *** **** **** *** ***** ***** ** ***** or die or whatever nobody gets me this is about **** ******* **** ***

[future-crab]

I'm so incredibly charmed by this image. Look into the Face of the little brown bat and maybe you'll calm down.

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[undeadsucker]

what i never understood is like jack skeleton is a skeleton and sally is a frankenstein's and there's other scary characters which are normal in these circumstances right? but what part of halloween is about gambling at a casino

[scoobydoozies]

autism be damned, my girl can work a grill

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[wintercorrybriea2]

scooby-doo

[thepumpkin-queenn]