Beauty and passion, stardust and high class scenes

Why hello there, My name is Alisa (Ah-LEE-sah) I enjoy Owl City. I'm an energetic person, very lively and open to everything. I'm hyperactive and I'm a hoarder; I have a hard time throwing things out. I like stuff. I like dolphins. I like talking. I...

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[distractful]

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

[suckrpnch]

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

[teenagerposts]

[androginking]

can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found in an iceberg after 100 years looking like Loki about to roll up on this bus cause he found the damn Tesseract like this phone is straight up about to fucking kameyameya my ass this shit is so god damn bright for no reason it’s a dark bus and this lady looks like she’s Link in a dark dungeon that just opened a treasure chest type shit like i’m going blind folks

[toastbutteregg]

[chewedcorn]

This restaurant is only allowed to sell beer if someone buys food.

[477]

[ruinedchildhood]

[coolpupmom]

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

[notartis]

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

he is neither fit nor active.

[underwherequestionmark]

incorrect, he fits in the box and activates my heart with love

[waluiqi]

i just went on facebook and

[thingsfromthedirt]

A radiator in a Victorian house with bread warmer built in

[mamoru]

now THIS is galaxy brain

[porcupine-girl]

None election with left destiel

[kori-super-star]

I feel like I'm standing up and faceplanting repeatedly with every post I read

[animalcrossingmemes]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[tinsnip]

* on me

[brinnanza]

* me on

[cosed]

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

[cosed]

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

[uncle-beanbag]

Glass technology evolved because of wine.

Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.

[mobius-ofc]

All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses

[la-volpe-bianca]

don’t forget war

[elidyce]

And tax evasion.