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How the hell is Senshi losing to that televsion-head ass, be serious
Seeing the new Doomguy or Marvel Rivals Captain America slowly become the internet's next muscle it-boys is kind of jarring because Garen could pretty easily be receiving the same kind of love if Riot leaned into that kind of appeal half as much as they do with other male champs (who already aren't objectified THAT much, but that's another conversation). Like, sure, he needs a PR makeover and there's a baseline level of (rightful) reluctance people feel towards League in general but beyond that it's the same ballpark, no?
I dunno, it's just odd that Garen ticks basically every box regarding the stern but gentle, heroic muscly himbo archetype that everyone is going insane over these days and Riot just isn't tapped in at all. Give him a real skin (or even better, an ASU, though I realize those don't happen overnight) and make him grow a beard if you have to and just, you know, lock the fuck in. What's the holdup?
Garen isn't academically smart or anything (it's not like he's acing Calculus) but his handwriting is probably impeccable. Those strong ass hands have better control of the pen than a printer.
Garen is a pancake guy I think. As in, if the question is pancakes or waffles, it's pancakes.
They're besties :)
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Do y'all think Demacia has a Fourth of July-equivalent and on Demacian Fourth of July Garen would wear shirts that say shit like "Beer, BBQ, FREEDOM đ„đ„đ„đȘœđȘœ"
Is Garen the Captain America-equivalent of Demacia... Not just in an occupational sense but in that his ass is like, Runeterra-famous for being "Demacia's ass."
Drew Heartseeker Darius being conflicted for valentine's day. Tfw you were supposed to fuck up someone's love life and enjoy his misery but ended up falling hard... What a sap.
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Love the blog, Garens my favorite character ever I love reading any little tidbit or thought about him!
Any thoughts on Garen/Katarina? Their dynamic, perceptions of eachother, how youâd image a relationship would develop etc etc
Ugh, I love them so much. Garen really is the immovable object to Katarina's unstoppable force.
Garen might not be as visibly "cool" as Katarina but I actually kind of adore the whole "swag-gap couple" thing they have going onâit brings out unexpected aspects of their characters. Like, sure, Garen might be a stern, by-the-books military dude, but look at the stunning redhead he pulledâhe's got game. And Katarina might be a fiery, rebellious badass, but maybe, just maybe, her personal teddy bear doesn't need to be covered in spikes and studs. It kinda defeats the purpose of a teddy bear, no?
I love it for Katarina especially. Because I know my girl has dependable, no, DISCERNING taste in men. She literally had to infiltrate an enemy state Solid Snake-style to even cross paths with a man good enough for her and you know what? That's valid as hell. Like, yes, you go girl. Don't settle for less, settle for THE dictionary definition of hunk/beefcake/studmuffin/etc. Settle for prince charming if he could win an Arnold Classic on a random Thursday. That's AMBITION.
And conversely I love the idea that for Garen, an otherwise exemplary Demacian, Katarina is the ONE detour he's willing to go down full-speed because he just loves her that much. He'd treat her so good. I specifically love the idea of Garen being a house husband for Katarina. Even the dagger-throwing assassin extraordinaire can't say no to a warm plate of brown butter chocolate chip cookies when she comes back home from work. Katarina is the reliable call-to-adventure in Garen's routine-based life, and Garen is the one stalwart constant in Katarina's YOLO ass life. And that's so beautiful, ugh.
My primary complaint about the ship is that it's stuck in this strange limbo where it IS canon and yet there's almost no canon material exploring their relationship; it's weird. I know we have the Katarina comic and some voice lines confirming their relationship but I need MORE. I wonder if the whole Demacia Noxus thing makes Garen x Katarina stories a minefield to write narrative-wise, but it's probably just that Riot is lazy as hell and doesn't write anything at all.
And in the end I'd rather keep the warring nations dynamic because it adds so much to the relationship even though, again, Riot doesn't do anything with it. The trope of the knight who secretly loves the untouchable lady is cliché as hell (I mean, they were writing about it in the MEDIEVAL times) but it's a cliché for a reason, okay? He's a strict, disciplined guy. He's practiced restraint all his life, but all of a sudden, that ability eludes him. Which is hot as hell!
Also thank you for enjoying the blog <3
Okay, specific asks, uh, whats a phobia you think garen would have? Like not even one based on canon evidence, just in general (i like giving characters random phobias itâs enriching)
Hmm, okay so, Garen is this super brave guy, right. But I'm not sure if he's the "unafraid of literally anything" kind of brave or "afraid of some things but he faces them anyway" kind of brave. There's also a secret third option which is having lopsided standards, which I can see Garen being too (e.g. he feels perfectly comfy charging into a sea of armed enemy soldiers but it makes him queasy to tell a child Santa isn't real).
If he had any phobias I feel he'd dislike heights (acrophobia). He feels like a pretty both-feet-on-the-ground type of guy. He loves a boat, loves a car, but maybe not the biggest fan of flying. Besides, can you imagine how cramped his fat ass would be in those tiny Spirit Airline seats? Yeahhhh no.
BTW I see the questions y'all asked; I'm just in a uniquely hectic time of the year and haven't bee able to post. I WILL answer them, TRUST.
Garen goes to the gym six days a week and his seventh day is a "rest" day where he does pilates with the girls ("rest" in quotations because pilates kicks his ass more than lifting).
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So which are your favorite pairings for Garen, if I might ask? Love your blog!
Thank you for the question and for enjoying the blog! I usually ship Garen with Darius or Katarina, but I was planning to start a series of posts where I talk about some crack ships involving Garen (and by "planning to," I mean procrastinate). I suppose this post can be the first installment.
I love the idea of Garen x Yasuo. It feels like the League version of the stereotypical cowboy and samurai duo. I'd watch the hell out of a Garen Yasuo buddy cop situation. (Note: I don't like cops, but I tried to think of a synonym for the "buddy cop" genre but there really wasn't one, so...) They're both swordsmen but in different ways, first of all. They'd find each other's weapons ridiculousâYasuo would think Garen's weapon is barbaric and Garen would call Yasuo's sword a toothpick or something like that. But when it's time to lock in, they'd make a great team. They complement each other's weaknesses in combat.
It's also a great contrast that, on a surface level, Yasuo is sardonic and grumpy, while Garen more of a optimistic, golden retriever-type. But when you get to know these characters, Yasuo is a laid-back, "I go where the wind takes me" wanderer, while Garen is bound by honor and code. They're essentially opposites on multiple levels.
But, intriguingly enough, it is when their innermost layers are revealed that they converge, in the sense that Yasuo's journey is, in reality, a path to atone for his past sins, while Garen's loyalty to the noble cause is wavering. In the later acts of their adventure together, once they've grown to trust each other and confessed to one another their deepest anxieties, they'd realize that they have more in common than they thought. There's real potential for some dense character writing here (that Riot will never tap into because they suck).
Some scenarios where they could cross paths/example adventures they could go on together:
Garen, to investigate the causes of Xin Zhao's death, sets off on a mission to Ionia, where he stumbles upon the masterless swordsman Yasuo. Mistaking one another for an enemy, they cross swords, but is convinced by the trueness of the swordplay amidst the battle that they are closer to brothers than foes. Yasuo accompanies Garen in his adventures as his guide, where the duo uncovers a sinister Noxian plot and is abruptly tasked with saving the nation of Ionia.
Yasuo, during his travels, takes a detour to Demacia due to an injury and is subsequently arrested for suspected magic use. Garen, instinctively sensing that Yasuo is an innocent man, orders the Mageseekers that he will detain Yasuo personally. Yasuo, to his frustration, has no choice but to keep it on the low in Garen's (admittedly very cozy) estate, and romantic hijinks ensue. However, his feelings towards Garen become complicated when he learns that Garen is willing to face tremendous consequences to illicitly set him free and return him to Ionia.