[manrippedapartbydogs]

[an-american-whore]

The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[jenny-holzer]

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[7777777awawawa7777777]

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

[bleedthebeat]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[marmarbinx]

maybe the real tomb was the friends we locked along the way <3

[forgotaboutnoodle]

RIP gideon nav you would have loved clicking tongs while you barbecued

[toddsolondz]

media literacy = you agree with me

media illiteracy = you don’t