Forever Wandering

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[emmersdrawberry]

C h o s e n

[awed-frog]

I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.

[survivablyso]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/

[freddieandersen]

to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords

[thingsfittingperfectly]

Owl fits perfectly

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[shencomix]

[kendallroynsfw]

[ziyoling]

Short hair pink mercy！8D 

I'm not good at English. I translate in Lingocloud.   

[7-dreamers]

[181027] Osaka Airport © 가현아닷컴 | Do not edit

[dat-soldier]

[irishcottagecafe]

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

[sunbutch]

someone just said to my face “not everything has to be about lesbian biceps all the time.” the fucking AUDACITY

[retrogamingblog]

Linktober Sketches by Willowstration

[holepsi]

Kassandra! 😍🙏💪🦅

UPD Now available at Redbubble & Society6!

[puptum]

will you choose TRICK OR TREAT ?!

my twitter here

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator. 

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen? 

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine 

Me: oh thank god

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

[antique-scarecrow]

your hair is going to look incredible

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

[julielilac]