Im Anxious, Help

- Carson - she/her - 16 - follow my art account please @drawings0n0stuff

[helloimcarson]

i’m quiting my job and i’m terrified to do it

[helloimcarson]

today at work (not that anyone cares)

i met a real life kid named brad

FUCK being under staffed

a guy thought i was looking at him when i was only looking at the line so he started flirting with me

“slow night” my ass

i thought i saw crystal???? idk if it was her though we kept making eye contact though like we knew each other

[30-minute-memes]

BRUH

[oh2e]

@moyurukoda thank you so much for those tags

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[helloimcarson]

me: i’m going to wake up very early tomorrow to get shit done

also me: bro it’s 12am what

me: i said i’m going to wake up very early tomorrow

TO GET SHIT DONE

disembodied me voice: in fact she did not get shit done

[helloimcarson]

I think I’m numb to being tired

And if that’s not a mood idk what is

[helloimcarson]

Hi

I’m sad lmao and I got no motivation for anything which is really fucking weird for me because I’m a workaholic

And that’s why I’m sad

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[cinnamondoodles]

literally not to get back into the dan and phil fandom at this point in my life but my inner 8th grade self is losing her shit

[helloimcarson]

Im sitting on my floor today crying because I lost my favorite swim suit and she’s just in my chair looking down on me just staring at me like LADY I GET IT IM STUPID I also hugged her later I said “I’m sorry I’m such a cry baby” and she said absolutely nothing and if that’s not a sick burn idk what is

Conclusion I think my mom thinks I’m getting no where in life

[bean-wrld]

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

[s4d-k1tty]

“well kid… Let me know” OMG LMFAO

[chewyouuplikebubbleyum]

“o lol i knocked over her tv trying to sweep”

[tccgal]

“I’m trying but I’m also trying not to get deleted.” I mean I guess it works

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

“do you know what the SCP foundation is?”

[truecrime-peach]

“you are just, so amazing, I can’t believe it”

That’s something I would 100% unironically say while getting murdered 

[devonericksins]

“Who dis be?”

Lmao accurate tho

[seriously-not-a-human]

“ok”

Wow accepting the DEATH

[erics-side-chick]

On my way

[degenerate-tree]

Someone put me up to driving an hour to pick something up

[thecrimewave]

want to see some more cursed material?

[an0malouss]

“No”

Yeah that’ll teach em

[the-shipping-machine]

So basically I be telling them how excited I am to finally be able to sleep.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

either “hghghgh” or “he paid the foundation so they wouldnt tell anyone” and both are appropriate for the situation

[nkomaeda]

“OwO?????”

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

“precisely”

[theprettyweeper]

“Heck yea!”

[citylightsandemptynights]

“bye”

[mulebits]

Now don’t you think that’s a bit too emo, pal?

[melencoliia]

Litty

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

i’m ya girl

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Yeah I’m fine

[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

Pride’s on Saturday

[wrathoftherandom]

“That’s not the baby sun that’s a creepy old man moon”

[acemoppet]

“Doing something my parents would not approve of”

[skylerhyrule]

“can I leave the makeup here. We two weeks out”

[lethinatasayfuck-blog]

“TRAUMATIC”

[anastasiacujoh]

“She stepped closer and her boob touched my shoulder. Nearly fainted on stage”

[sparkling-garbage]

bc of toxic masculinity

[helloimcarson]

“Come on rrrrrrrr come on rrrrrrrrrr”

[helloimcarson]

You know I got finals tomorrow but instead I’m on amino talking about piss

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[antique-scarecrow]

this time we’re doing it right

[systlin]

I’m DOWN

[helloimcarson]

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

Ap exam week 1 wooo

[helloimcarson]

I don’t know how to tell you this but

Steve’s fucking dead guys

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[helloimcarson]

Thats not very cash money of you

[helloimcarson]

My body: *gets sick with a cold*

My Brian: well I guess fuck eating am I right

My taste buds: bro yes, food.. WACK

My body: ...what the fuck guys