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[ruii1i]

ik the internet woulda ate this up in 2021 💔

(edit by meeeee :3)

[coralinejones]

the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭

[mageofspace924]

The West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts!! ⚡️💛 i finally finished these silly guys for charms 🫶

[softlybarnes]

SEBASTIAN STAN | L’Officiel Malaysia 2025

[ruii1i]

why hello there, handsome…

[marveldaily]

Hannah John-Kamen as Ava Starr/Ghost in Ant-Man and the Wasp | 2018

[ruii1i]

i’m so glad she got a happy(ish) ending

[angelsautumn]

[mrderofcr0ws]

it’s not even funny how handsome sebastian stan is. like im not laughing. im crying actually. tears down my face and im clutching my chest.

YES EVEN IN THIS ROLE IDC I CAN FIX HIM

[thatoneannoyingbtch]

Some more thunderbolts head cannons:

When Bob gets too prideful he becomes blond and that's the team indicator for when he is about to become sentry

Alexei definitely the one to set up field trip to tower for local school

The thunderbolts are a sponsor for at least one pee-wee soccer team and when the press ask why they act like it's a inside joke

The team gets genuinely worried when John says something so dumb to the point that John get weekly concussion check ups

Ava gets claustrophobic

The team each have their own build-a-bear (Bob has a custom one)

Yelena, Ava, and John go to the mall together (John is just there to carry the bags and pay but he likes the company)

Yelena taught Ava how to do makeup

There is a joking theory from the public that Bob is being held hostage at the tower

Sometimes when Bob turns into void, the void gets too tired to actually do something so they just lay there till somebody founds him and snap him out of it

Bob loves training as it makes him feel useful for the team

Yelena was the one who gifted Apline to Bucky because it "reminded her of him"

Ava loves to rage bait Walker

Ava sees Walker like her little ( middle schooler) brother while Walker sees Ava like his younger (annoying) sister

Ava loves using Tik Tok slang but stopped using it after Alexei said "CHAT" when referring to the team

Alexei calls ava his daughter

John LOVES competive cooking shows and hates to admit it. He yells at the screen like he's watching football so everyone just assumes he is.

2/????

[smaug60]

[premade-username]

I like Walker as part of the thunderbolts- not because I actually like Walker, but because I’m immensely amused every time Yelena and Ava tag-team to put him in his place and bully him.

Like when he says something and they ignore whatever it was he said just to rag on him? I eat that shit UP

He’s like a dirty raccoon they let exist near them. The evil inherited family cat that you can’t get rid of, if you will. Everyone might think the team pet is Bob but in reality it’s Walker.

[kijrbds]

when they serve bisexual realness

[thatoneannoyingbtch]

SOME MORE thunderbolts head cannons (cause I'm obsessed)

When Bob gets mad at John he calls him "Walter"

Alexei does the dad thing where when someone is watching something he is interested in he slowly stands closer to the TV but never actually sitting down

Ava downloaded Grindr and made a account for John on his phone as a joke but she notices that John never deleted

Alexei is verified on Twitter

The team ( minus Yelena) is scared to mention Sam around buck when they are arguing and will ask Yelena to describe how bad a fight was from a scale of "quick sorry and everything ok" -> "sleeping on the couch" -> " going to your mother's house" -> "divorce "

John genuinely think that Bucky and Sam are dating and non of the other team members have the heart to tell him that they are not

Ava and Yelena love cheesey rom-com movies (so does the rest of the team not non of them will admit it)

Bob loves rubix cubes and fidget toys

Bob is actually really smart even though he never finished school

Ava is a clean freak ( courtesy of growing up in a lab)

Alexei coaches a local pee-wee sports team. At first the public thought that this was just a publicly stunt but soon realized this was serious to him

Yelena loves gifting the team stuff as a way to snow her appreciation

Bucky room has a balcony just in case Sam wants to fly by and say hi

3/???

[spideyswede]

Thunderbolts* vs. the Internet: Part I

[spideyhexx]

thunderbolts* headcanons

*new avengers :)

Whenever they’re all training together, Walker loves to look around after he’s done something (semi) cool to see if anyone else noticed. If they did, he nods to himself. 

Yelena likes to make food for everyone but it’s usually the weirdest combination of ingredients because she’s still experimenting and trying new things 

Bucky spends way too much time monitoring Bob after he’s had a nightmare even if he seems completely fine. 

Alexei will still take any opportunity to lovingly embarrass Yelena (but now it’s extended to the entire team) 

Ava does not want anyone to know that Walker’s warmed up to her the teensiest bit. 

Bob disappears sometimes which sends the entire group into a panic, but he’s either sleeping in an odd place or enjoying quiet time in a space he’s found (he’s fond of exploring).

Bucky does adopt the stray cat that’s wandered its way into the tower and continues to bother him and only him.

Yelena was the main collaborator on their avengers uniforms.

Ava and Yelena can share a look and know what the other is thinking. 

Bob gravitates towards Yelena during group meetings, otherwise he stays back.

Bucky handles a lot of the press himself after a debacle with Walker and Alexei arguing in front of a journalist. 

Bucky still feels guilt over being apart of the avengers team without Sam, and Yelena is always the one to reassure him that at least he’s doing good. 

Walker proposed the beret and everyone told him no, but he went for it anyway and the public somehow loved it. 

Ava still feels awkward being thanked by civilians but truthfully, in her room she has pinned up newspaper cuttings of their achievements. 

Bob rejected wearing the avengers uniform despite having one made because he was fine just being there with them all, and not ‘officially’ part of the team. He’s truly just happy to be there, and have people to care about again. 

Yelena finds herself watching old videos of Natasha in action as an avenger late at night when a day has been particularly bad. 

Alexei and Yelena still have a tumultuous relationship but it’s worth it every day to actually be together for the foreseeable future instead of apart. 

[riversofjupiter]

this is what happened right

[clean-and-claire]

Bob’s little “I did the dishes”… baby I’m so proud of you

[k9effect]

I've been seeing so many Thunderbolts tower fic headcanons where they say something along the lines of "Bob stays behind and does the household chores" or "Bob loves to help out around the house" all because of the end credit scene where he says he did the dishes.

I don't think people are realising he said "I did the dishes though!" the way he did, because it was an accomplishment. If you can do the dishes every day, saying you did the dishes means nothing. Bob is a canonically mentally ill character who struggles with depression and related issues. Doing the dishes isn't something he would enjoy or be proficient in, I know from experience. He makes sure to point it out so clearly and proudly because that was a monumental achievement, to do the dishes. He said it how he did because he wanted to show that he WAS able to contribute to the household and was carrying his weight.

Bob doesn't "love" to do the dishes or the household chores. It's something he struggles with, that is a task and a challenge for him daily. People headcanoning that he loves to help out all the time are clearly missing the point of that line in that scene and also like, so much of who he is as a character. Its just mischaracterisation.