tbh i wanna rp as someone but i don’t know who......why this
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tbh i wanna rp as someone but i don’t know who......why this
To the undertale fandom
Hey due to tumblr and Google doing a stupid thing my log in has been lost for @Swapgained. I am in fact Taco from that blog and lost my Undyne in the process. so if you followed me over there and I am following you here I just thought you should know. I am terribly sorry this happened. Please reblog this and spread this it would help greatly. I had over 700 of you guys and miss all of you terribly. ;;
❝ I may not be king, but that does not mean I cannot rule. ❞
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listen to your HEART before you tell him GOODBYE.
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tfw you get on after a month of neglecting your big soft child of a man and u get compliments
🚬 SWAPGAINED.
[ he had been doing what he always been doing since he found the large door perfect for hammering out knock knock jokes that Sans would probably never hear. so there he was - leaning against the door. a smile plastered on his face as one of his feet was propped against it. why this door stood here was a wonder to him. seeing as he should know but eh he could careless. seeing as there was more or worst things then finding a RAD door in the middle of no where right? and deep in the woods? GOAL! ] [ and there he went. knocking against the door. of course there was a pause as he slightly chuckled to himself. a sigh seeping from him that was wrapped with smoke from the cigarette in his mouth. as the pause lingered he thought of a response. ah that was the best one. ]
* ❛ K n o c k. k n o c k. ❜
[ however he had not expected an answer. this actually stunned him when the voice of a male spoke through. ]
* ❛ who’s there? ❜
[ there was a pause as a nervous chuckle came from him. ]
* ❛ notice ❜ [ he responded as he slumped down sitting on the ground. ]
His patience, once again, rewards him; the voice of the one on the other side of the door picks up again, and, for a brief moment, Asgore is sure that they sound surprised. As if they had no idea that he was behind the door. Sitting down with his back against the door, he supposes that it can’t be of harm to him or the other to get comfortable and exchange a few words or sentences. It’s not like he has anything better to do, after all. It gets rather repetitive, day after day of the same routine -- get out of bed, get dressed, make breakfast, check on the flower patch, water the flowers, read, go to bed. On the rare occasion that a human falls, it is only a brief interference, as they always leave, they always go, they always die, so he doesn’t mind some mystery. It’s different, after all.
There’s a bit of silence between the single word given by the other, and his response to it, because he’s trying to see what’s the purpose behind it. He’s never been the type of person to really take close attention to words, that was always more of his wife’s thing, but he has a feeling that this is supposed to be a... joke?
“ notice who? ”
💖 PUURPLEHEART.
❝ LORD Asgore I am not here to fight, its me, Muffet. I would not dare to fight you ! for the simplest fact of I could not win ! ahuhuhuu. ❞
Two arms reach for the frill of her shorts and pull in curtsey, bowing slightly even though the monster KING was not looking upon her.
“ ... lord? ”
Gentle gaze becomes fixed on the monster who stands behind him, who bows as if he wore that blessed crown upon his head once more. It has been years since he’s forgone that title, and to see someone still remembers such times is both nostalgic... and concerning. ( He’s not found a clue of what may, or may not have happened. It’s likely he won’t until it’s spoken of. )
“ my dear, i have long since handed over my title to my wife. surely you know this? ”
👓 APSENTI.
( confess: even in an infinite number of timelines, knowing behaviors of each and every being, after infinities of observation and careful, painstaking notes, a mental catalog of each being, their nature, their effect on time - after this, it still takes him off guard. not the kindness [ footnote: monsters in most timelines believe the SOUL grows stronger by compassion, thus most are kind out of will, and this is no great shock ] but the acceptance, and how often it comes. the ratio is thus: for every shocked, frightened response, there is one easy, accepting one. and all the rest anomalies never meant to happen. identify the problem: walking has always been an issue. when the form moves, it does so in defiance of nature, fluid and jerky and with pieces fading in and out of such so-called reality. it is, as it were, a difficult thing to hide. teleportation, in its risk, would be easier. ) ‘ WHILE I THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER, I REALLY MUST DECLINE IT. ’ ( move hands perhaps too fast, fold them in on each other afterwards. sway form, root still sticking in place while what perhaps could be called shoulders follow motion, core stretching. realize: the encounter will not stick in the memory. damn it all. follow in unnatural step. ) ‘ I AM SURE YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS WITH WHICH TO OCCUPY YOUR PRECIOUS TIME. ’
There’s a type of surprise in the ex-king’s expression that cannot be denied, but it swiftly fades into the kindness that he had shown a mere minute prior to seeing the signing that is quicker than he is used to. ( How adept of the other monster, to know such language so aptly to know what to sign and so quick. ) What’s even more shocking is that he believes he recognizes it from someone else -- a different time, a different place, maybe back before everything went wrong. ( No, he is not shocked because of the fact that he understands the mute-mouthed language, for he had once been taught it by a human that previously fell here, only to leave like all the rest. He is shocked because there is a certain familiarity of the other’s usage that strikes him as odd. Off, in some way he cannot quite describe. ) The translation is easy, though perhaps not swift, but he does let out a hearty laughter -- as if he were speaking to an old friend.
“ my good sir, you make a fine point. that is, if it were true. most of my time is to tidy up the ruins for any humans that fall here, and hope in vain that we may one day be free. surely you understand this? ”
The question is rhetorical, the blatancy of it being held within that gentle laugh that shakes his shoulders, echoing in the corridors as the monster walks side by side with someone whom he does not know, but is glad for their company nonetheless. The quiet air is pierced, once again, by the voice that once cried for so many nights in a row, thrumming gently with joy to see such a broad smile on the boss monster’s features once again.
“ may i ask how you got into the ruins without my notice? i do not intend to sound rude, but i am quite curious. ”
📚 SANSJURY.
‘ whaddya mean, your majesty? i know i don’t wear the hood that often, but i didn’t think you’d be unable to recognize me. ah, well, forgettaboudit. i know it’s a big change. ’
“ no no, dear sans, i meant... doesn’t your brother, papyrus, normally dress like that? where is this so-called ‘battle body’ that he told me about? ”
“you seem super cool and stuff”
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‘ i’ve only one human one. you’ve the short end of the stick i’m afraid. ’
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*all i’ve got to say is that we have enough children for a baby-cue
No.
None of you know how to take care of a child I see. It’s not as hard as you’re making it out to be.
“ I will be honest with you, my child. I do not wish to fight you. However, I know that if I let you leave here … without apt knowledge of what it will be like when you leave the RUINS … you will end up with your SOUL taken from you. So, it is with this in mind that I request … ”
“ Prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. ”
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