napping at the pretzel stand

June | she/it | 23 2x runner up at the sleepiest dog awards i mostly reblog posts

[agaywolf]

We’re gonna have an orgasm denial party and no, you can’t come.

[sleepy-bebby]

[catmask]

alcohol marker af attack on @holoswirl!

[noqualitycheck]

[noqualitycheck]

bug

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[lucidsdog]

second batch of repost doodles done on instagram!

[reesieroo-spark]

Pastel horsiez

Apple jack is peak butch rep fr

[rotshop]

thank you princess celestia

[corpsings]

is there something on my face?

[bishopony]

girls night girls night girls night! (inspired by @girlsnighteverynight

[fieamarket]

comic

[furufoo-art]

Honestly there's at least an 80% chance Rainbow Dash is right

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[princyvish]

i like the new yaoi

[finalset]

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

[muisketeer]