My DS9 Blog

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Data voice: "It is not in the nature of my hips to deceive."

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Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

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We have never met. Our paths have never crossed. We've never touched each other's posts.

You are, however, the reason I know who Garak is now. I'm like eighteen pages into the character tag on ao3. I don't know how I feel about it. I kind of want to drag him around, like a cat exposed to a new toy. Or a bug.

Hve you not watched ds9. Did you just jump right into ao3. Are you insane. Have a good day

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My husband is obsessed with how you draw Sisko. He calls him "potato head Sisko" and printed a photo of him out and has it on the fridge now.

You made him a magnet. He is so mad.

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Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:

The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just

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My fave mirror nog quote

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Babies when you switch them over to solid food

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HWHAT kind of

FOOEUL

do you take me for? now givemebackmybottle.

GIVE ME.

MY

BOTTLE.

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BACK.

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the recurring plight

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u should draw quark taking his heat suppressants :3

u think that shits suppressed bro?

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I LOST MY SAFETY PIN SO I HAD TO PIN MY PACKER IN PLACE WITH MY STARFLEET UNIFORM PIP WILL I BE COURT MARSHALLED??! 😭😭😭

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How do you think the members of ds9 would've reacted to 9/11? Thanks!

why did you say members. like they’re a K-pop group

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my fave ds9 arc was the prophets peeling Jake siskos hairline back like a mini babybel cheese

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everyone is so confused about this and I want to say I am literally just referring to cirroc loftons irl hair loss

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How about um *throws darts on the wall* Jesse in ds9 and Julian Bashir in breaking bad

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"I say, Wr. White, what kind of rudimentary vessels are these that you're using here? Cooking you say? Interesting! Miles, come over here and hear this gentleman out."

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Jesse has 17 hours in Vulcan Love Slave III

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winner of the clonefucking debate

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Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet

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