I am ZIM! Ruler of Earth!

(M!A: None) May contain NSFW, Multishipping

[badmantis]

“Sup Frylord.”

AU where they run around space and stick people up for their hard-earned cash.

[weird-space-deactivated20181218]

@rulewithanironfist - we should stick this on the BBQ of ideas for later SPACE ABUSE ;D

[rulewithanironfist]

Yes. Yes we totally should.

[rulewithanironfist]

Zim has decided that until humans are installed with proper driving capability, they are not to use cars. Seriously. You’re banned. All of you.

((in other news my head hurts and concussions suck and I might need to go back to the hospital to get a note saying I need to be off for this week. And then talk to the insurance people and the lawyer to try and get the money I’m not going to make back. Basically, fuck.))

((Despite all this I still wanna rp when I can. So maybe send me shit and the rare moments I’m not dealing with this massive headache I will respond.))

[weird-space-deactivated20181218]

((OOC: holy shit  man, I don’t even know you but being in a car accident is NO FUN AT ALL, so I hope you get better and get a damn GOOD settlement.))

[rulewithanironfist]

((Yeah. We’re working on talking to the insurance and setting up a meeting with a lawyer for next week. Minus the headaches and a few bruises I’m doing alright. I mean, I don’t remember it either so I guess that helps a bit?))

[weird-space-deactivated20181218]

((That’s good..don’t push yourself, deep muscle damage is also No Fun. Its scary how fast things can just happen. Maybe get a massage if you can, it might ease the tension a little.))

[rulewithanironfist]

((Yeah, I’m trying. But with work and stuff it’s a bit hard. I’ve heard a massage might help, but I haven’t had a chance to look into it.))

[rulewithanironfist]

Zim has decided that until humans are installed with proper driving capability, they are not to use cars. Seriously. You’re banned. All of you.

((in other news my head hurts and concussions suck and I might need to go back to the hospital to get a note saying I need to be off for this week. And then talk to the insurance people and the lawyer to try and get the money I’m not going to make back. Basically, fuck.))

((Despite all this I still wanna rp when I can. So maybe send me shit and the rare moments I’m not dealing with this massive headache I will respond.))

[weird-space-deactivated20181218]

((OOC: holy shit  man, I don’t even know you but being in a car accident is NO FUN AT ALL, so I hope you get better and get a damn GOOD settlement.))

[rulewithanironfist]

((Yeah. We’re working on talking to the insurance and setting up a meeting with a lawyer for next week. Minus the headaches and a few bruises I’m doing alright. I mean, I don’t remember it either so I guess that helps a bit?))

[rulewithanironfist]

Zim has decided that until humans are installed with proper driving capability, they are not to use cars. Seriously. You’re banned. All of you.

((in other news my head hurts and concussions suck and I might need to go back to the hospital to get a note saying I need to be off for this week. And then talk to the insurance people and the lawyer to try and get the money I’m not going to make back. Basically, fuck.))

((Despite all this I still wanna rp when I can. So maybe send me shit and the rare moments I’m not dealing with this massive headache I will respond.))

[relentless-optimist]

Reblog if I can straight up ask you for a RP.

[missninetails-deactivated202512]

So many of you I wanna ask!

[rulewithanironfist]

((I was going to try and make some cool open starters tonight. But that probably will not happen. It seems like someone rear ended the bag of our car while we were driving home. Car is totalled. I don't remember much. Head hurts. Will update later.))

[rulewithanironfist]

👻 (last one might not have sent)

“What is the meaning of this! How dare you show up like this to the house of Zim?”

[spookymothboy]

“It’s almost Halloween, stupid. But actually, Gaz glued this to my head, and now I can’t take it off.”

[rulewithanironfist]

“Oh yes right, right, Hallowee- NOT THIS AGAIN! I swear Dib-thing if you drag Zim into another one of your nightmare realms I will be forced to DESTROY you!”

“Do you need the glue remover again? There is still some left over from last time.”

[spookymothboy]

“I’m pretty sure I’m never screwing with that dimensional scope ever again. …Yes, please.”

[rulewithanironfist]

“…Good. Because there are some new devices of DOOM that I’ve been wanting to test out.”

“Go sit in the kitchen, Zim will fetch the remover.”

[spookymothboy]

“First device thing I see, I’m setting on fire. …Tellin’ me what to do…”

[rulewithanironfist]

“Don’t you dare human. You will sit and behave while Zim fixes this mess”

[rulewithanironfist]

👻 (last one might not have sent)

“What is the meaning of this! How dare you show up like this to the house of Zim?”

[spookymothboy]

“It’s almost Halloween, stupid. But actually, Gaz glued this to my head, and now I can’t take it off.”

[rulewithanironfist]

“Oh yes right, right, Hallowee- NOT THIS AGAIN! I swear Dib-thing if you drag Zim into another one of your nightmare realms I will be forced to DESTROY you!”

“Do you need the glue remover again? There is still some left over from last time.”

[spookymothboy]

“I’m pretty sure I’m never screwing with that dimensional scope ever again. …Yes, please.”

[rulewithanironfist]

“...Good. Because there are some new devices of DOOM that I’ve been wanting to test out.”

“Go sit in the kitchen, Zim will fetch the remover.”

[rulewithanironfist]

👻 (last one might not have sent)

“What is the meaning of this! How dare you show up like this to the house of Zim?”

[spookymothboy]

“It’s almost Halloween, stupid. But actually, Gaz glued this to my head, and now I can’t take it off.”

[rulewithanironfist]

“Oh yes right, right, Hallowee- NOT THIS AGAIN! I swear Dib-thing if you drag Zim into another one of your nightmare realms I will be forced to DESTROY you!”

“Do you need the glue remover again? There is still some left over from last time.”

[rulewithanironfist]

👻 (last one might not have sent)

“What is the meaning of this! How dare you show up like this to the house of Zim?”

[spookymothboy]

That disguise was genius and you know it.

Right. ‘Genius’. Sure.

[rulewithanironfist]

Does Zim not look amazing! And Human! They could not handle the wisdom that Zim bestowed down upon them.

[fuckyeahroleplayadvice]

Send 👻 for my muse’s reaction to yours wearing a ghost Halloween costume

[rulewithanironfist]

((Wow. Okay. It’s been a while.

I um. Well, yeah there’s really not even an explanation just a vague I’ve been working a lot and my free time vanished I guess.

But  I am back and hopefully I will be posting regularly again. I kinda want to get back into the style of how this blog first started, find some new people to rp with and the like.

If you’re interested shoot me a message and we’ll figure it out)) 

((Part of me also kind of wants to make a Danny Phantom rp blog but I really have no idea of who yet so stay tuned to a new episode of “Ki struggles to make life choices” And “Can she even balance two at once? Probably not.”))

[dragon-kiing-deactivated2020030]

[rulewithanironfist]

((Comic variant update from my main blog. Lookit me go. I'm broke now, so now more for a while. Also I have another fandom to get comics for now too, though they are cheap. Between Farscape and Zim, I will die.))

[imagine-your-fav-character]

Imagine you’re sitting around playing video games at 10 - 11 o'clock at night, since no matter how hard you had tried you just couldn’t fall asleep. After a while, you notice it’s starting to rain outside, but it doesn’t bother you much. About 30 minutes later, you hear a faint nock at the door. You wonder who would show up at such an ungodly hour. Upon opening the door, you find you favorite character. They’re drenched from head to toe, and they’re grimacing while holding onto an injury. “Please, can I stay here? I have no idea where in the hell I am and this hurts like hell.” In shock you agree, giving them your bed for the meantime, sleeping on the couch instead. For the next few weeks, you try to help them figure out how they got here, and help them recover from their injury.

[rulewithanironfist]

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[rulewithanironfist]

((This weekend has been super busy for me and I’ve only gotten 5 hours of sleep since Thursday night basically. 

So I’m going to draft replies and hopefully get to them tomorrow after work (assuming I don’t die when I get home) For now; I work on some writing to try and get myself into a sleepy mood.))

((Also my birthday is coming up in about a week (September 8th) So I’m pretty excited for that.))