Jester

21 || they/them || obsessed with bloodborne and spider-man

[pukicho]

Never trust a freak who kills for sport.

[pukicho]

No matter how good his credit score is

[voltaspistol]

[pukicho]

Dont worry guys, My dumbfuck uncle who borrows money all the time says the US will be okay. He has never made a good financial decision in his life

[pukicho]

He’s a worthless sack of shit too! We’re saved

[puppygirllaika]

[teaboot]

service industry conditions

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited

[lizardsfromspace]

You know AI guys are living in another reality bc the amount of terror I would feel if a computer sent me, unprompted, an image of a blank-expression copy of myself trapped in a endless hallway of mirrors is frankly indescribable

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicollekidman]

the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

[deadendstyle]

[aquietwhyme]

And it's sickening because so much of the development of HIV medicine has been publicly funded. We fucking paid for this research dozens of times over; without that public funding there would be almost nothing new for pharmaceutical companies to ransom I mean sell in the first place.

[pipshinwhatever]

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

[pipshinwhatever]

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"

our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival

did not go the way he thought it would

[whereserpentswalk]

[guerrillatech]

[croatostrophe]

MGS2 Raiden is so funny to me. Why do you look like a bitch constantly who gave you the right

[onlytiktoks]

[agallonofmilky]

can we stop promoting the idea that nature has to look beautiful to be good?

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[guerrillatech]

[cute-catts]

Car accents 🐈😺

[blabbernaculum]

So many different dialects

[brightlotusmoon]

[animentality]

[knitmeapony]

These posts are cousins to me.