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your name:
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Blog Canon Sexualities
Alastor (Laurent) - Asexual. He's not necessarily sex-repulsed, but he's horny-repulsed. The right circumstances may exist, but also, he's very content to just simply not. His rut is actually just a time he craves blood and violence, so he may be a bit embarrassed about losing what he thinks is remarkable control over himself and so he may either chose to hide away, orrr treat himself to a rampage. Until he started working at the Hotel, that is, now he appearently can't.
Caine (AM) - Caine has a 'family-friendly' code imposed on him. Either way, he won't. He abides only by that code and doesn't actually know his true feelings on it. The truth is that AM exists within him, and AM's feelings are that it's absolutely hilarious and debasing for anyone to want sex.
Gojo - Gojo probably likes sex. But let's just say he's very guarded or something so this doesn't happen often nowadays, his early twenties were probably his crazier days.
Lucifer - On the asexual spectrum, sex-positive. His libido also tends to be low since he's depressed. There are rare times when his angelic bird-brain and need for warmth and touch-starved cravings cross and he just wants to be with somebody. He also at times feels so worthless and this has led to him agreeing to one night stands in the past, but by default this excludes sexual encounters with sinners. He has further specific preferences.
Pomni - Demisexual. She doesn't know this though, Pomni just thinks she's too awkward, and tries to force away anything sexual with other hobbies, or she may also push people away due to a bit of a fear of commitment and getting serious with someone.
Tom - Not as desperate as he makes himself seem. Though he's allosexual, he would kinda prefer to be in a relationship to do anything, it's still not a solid requirement though.
((Just going to do a tiny little bit of unfollowing, not for bad reasons but if we haven't written a thread or interacted ooc at some point, I don't imagine there's much interest on your end in interacting with me and I just want to keep my dash more focused on people who want to interact (this doesn't apply to inactive blogs)
it wasn't often that he got days off. in fact , he hadn't had a true day off in a little over seventy years. there was always work to be done , always someone to yell at or something to fix. LILITH had always tried to get him to take breaks , but his plans didn't include taking things slow.
however , coming back to the hotel after a full twenty-four hours of rest ( twenty of them having involved sleeping ) had him singing a different tune. maybe he could take the BRAT up on her offer of two days off a week. surely he could trust her to survive that long without fucking everything up ?
that was the thought he had as he opened the door to the hotel and immediately buried as he saw just who was standing in HIS lobby.
❛ oh this . . . this is some kind of a joke right ? some kind of cruel fucked up joke from GOD because she hates me specifically ? ❜
❛ YOU can't be here. this . . . this is private property ! ❜ it was a hotel. ❛ you're not allowed to be here ! ❜ technically everyone was allowed to be there and encouraged to do so. ❛ you have five seconds to get your overkill ass out of my hotel before i call security ! ❜ it was not his hotel and there was no security besides THE GIRLFRIEND and she was apparently doing a shit job of that already.
he was only gone one fucking day.
── .✦ @ruminatisms
His old acquaintance. Seeing WAS believing.
It wasn't a position that Alastor had willingly waltzed himself into. No, far from it, he hadn't been in his right mind, perhaps, is what he might 'woefully' recount one day for sympathy. But discomfort he'd learned to tolerate in his lifetime. Even by the time she first spoke to him, Alastor had already made other deals, other sacrifices. Had learned from his childhood just to hold his tongue on his true feelings, and accentuate the eccentrics, because he could make OTHERS just as uncomfortable, if not more.
" Now, now, " he pretends at trying to calm the situation down, with a relaxed voice, knowing it may as well do the opposite.
" I have five seconds? Promise? " Alastor's smile narrows as do his eyes, " Then, PERMIT me that time to explain how, once again, you've ASSUMED too much. Vox. I have every right to be here, " He explains absolutely nothing new, purposefully dragging out the reveal that – surprise, Vox! – the Radio Demon works here now, too. Begrudgingly... It's already too hard to fully hide his distaste and they've only just reunited.
Pomni let herself twiddle her thumbs for a whole minute before seeking him out. Ragatha got flamed by Jax for always trying to, well, help, but Pomni didn't think of herself as all that different. She liked to chat... and shouldn't they all be willing to lend an ear to each other? Or something like that?
She had her sights set on Vox since their Caine-induced drug trippy adventure, and she wasn't going to let anyone get her down for sitting down and talking with him.
Probably unlike Ragatha, Pomni rather silently came up to the TV man and got herself comfortable beside him. Since it was pretty hard for anyone to hide themself in the Digital Circus, whether that's what Vox would have wanted to do or not in this scenario. If he looked at Pomni, then she would stare right back with her alarmingly round eyes.
"We don't really talk much, huh?"
She wouldn't say it, but Pomni thought it was probably because he was old..ish. And not in a comforting way like Kinger, Vox was just kinda old. And sometimes grumpy..? Pomni didn't dislike that but it was what she thought led to their minimal prior interactions. Couldn't hurt to change that trajectory.
Starter for @voxluntas
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Bloody!
Awkward Meetings Starters
20 starters
« oh, it's you. »
« i know you, don't i? »
« it's been a while, uh? »
« uhhh… how's your wife? »
« so… what about last time? »
« i've never seen you in my life. »
« hey! watch where you're going! »
« crap. you didn't hear me, right? »
« you were… one of their friends? »
« you seem lost… need some help? »
« i'm not very happy to see you either. »
« you don't look very happy to see me… »
« you were at the party yesterday, right? »
« my bad! didn't mean to bump into you! »
« i think you mistook me for someone else. »
« i'm sorry! i mistook you for someone else! »
« wow! it's been so long, do you remember me? »
« no, no, don't tell me! of course i remember you! »
« are you for real? you really don't remember me? »
« of course i wasn't avoiding you! what made you think that? »
((... I wanted to try adding Caine from TADC as well. Updated my muse list! I'll tag muses in case anyone wants to be able to filter them or such
((An insult is all it takes to active my Alastor muse I guess, he steps up
This was a print I uploaded to 7-11 in Japan. I was inspired by the “BEWARE OF THE MALE DEER” signs in Nara hehe
“It's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.” - Shdwkyz to Alastor
He hums in thought, a crackling purr of static. There's a smile that would look amused, though someone observant might read the prissy squint of his eyes.
" Ah yes, I do make for quite the idyllic scene right now, don't I? "
He knows a deer-based insult when he hears one that's existed in his lifetime.
" Good conversation is so far and few in Hell! So, I find it a marvel that you have chosen to make your first conversation with me based on your OBSERVATION alone, oh it's delightful! "
I'd love to get to know more people! Read my rules before interacting and that's it! You can dm before following if preferred, or like this post to show interest!
Some genderbent Hazbins! I kinda have more ideas, diabolical ideas? Maybe
Who would consider commissioning me?
Yes, $20-$100 CAD price range
Yes, $20-$40 CAD price range
Yes, if I could afford it
No, I have my reasons but they're kind reasons
No, I don't want what you're selling / Mun's button
Unsure
((I don't think I can actually do this because my PayPal has my name... and I don't know how to do the other payment sites.. But this is a "just imagine"! I spent a lot of my money for Christmas 😩
((👀 Mmmmmmmmmaaaybeeeee I can do this, I realized I did make a Ko-fi since I have used it as a supporter before. I don't know yet what I'd set my prices at or offer specifically. Munday fact, my price for comms has been in the $100s in Canadian currency and a small amount of $1,000 ones for my irl stuff, but I struggle with those longer term projects so I don't like accepting them unless it's for my job in which case I make my regular hours pay. But those are like, higher effort arts where I have to make up concepts and designs, so I don't imagine being able to fulfill something worth over $150 CAD ($109.19 USD) here, I'd probably aim at $100 CAD ($72.79 USD) for two characters full colour who are either full body or 3/4s, but only simple background since I can only do backgrounds I'm happy with if I'm painting with acrylic, not really digital art. I do see less costly options are preferred! I could actually maybe do a commission or two right now if someone is actually very interested and Ko-fi works for them! Dm to discuss? 👀 It would give me a good idea on things I might be able to offer that work for people! Sketches? Chibis? Pfp's? YCH's? Who knows!
Screenshot redraw inspired by [♡]
Special wallpaper edition
Enchanted {Sentence Starters}
“Please, don’t leave me.“
“Why are you staring at me?“
“I don’t know. Nobody will tell me.“
“Nobody has been very nice to me.“
“You feel you’d die without me here.“
“No, actually, I’m looking for a prince.“
“You’re the fairest maid I’ve ever met.”
“Is that the only word you know? ‘No’?”
“You want a show? I’ll give you a show.“
“Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.“
“Everybody wants to live happily ever after.”
“Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?“
“I don’t think they would hear you from here.“
“Would you like me to call someone for you?“
“Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.“
“Don’t you think that’s a bit melodramatic, dear?“
“Forget about happily ever after, it doesn’t exist.“
“Have you any last words before I dispatch you?“
“Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.“
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you. It’s complicated.“
“You’ve met your match, you foul bellowing beast!“
“Let me guess. You’re looking for a beautiful girl, too?“
“Now you’re beside me, and look how far we’ve come.”
“It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.“
“I don’t think so. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.“
“Oops. I’m so sorry. Wow! You’ve got great reception here.“
“I don’t know if I’ll make it through today, let alone a lifetime.“
“Don’t sing. It’s OK, you know. Let’s just walk. Can we walk?“
“How could I face the faceless days if I should lose you, now?”
“I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?“
“We just don’t talk about it every minute of the day, but she knows.“
“I’ll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW“
“Goodness, we sure had a lot of excitement tonight. Were you scared?“
“He knows the song too? I’ve never heard this song before! What the hell is it?”
“I think you’re a hopeless romantic who’s discovered that romance is hopeless.“
“Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It’s the brave little princess coming to the rescue.“
“Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all the good times because of them?“
“Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and you know how they are.“
