#muse: lucifer

[gutfiller]

The only reason why Lucifer is kind of mean to Azazel... booty envy

(artist: dotodonoto)

[fat-slobby-hunks]

She's been rather active lately.Her tenuous, but flourishing podcast with the radio demon.

And her thing amoccasional but steadily more occurring lunch dates with the totally not king of hell.

The short stacked fat ass what's practically a magnet for overweight men now

"Sorry for dragging you out for lunch again Velvette, I'm sure you've got better things to do than lollygaggging about with me."

Luci as he was not so cleverly going by now, said while scrolling on his phone and checking countless delivery and fast food apps for which ever had the most store credit points or coupons available.

What had started as a chance encounter turned into a semi regular occurrence with the disguised king of hell doing his best to get out of his home more and more these days. Of course that was alot easier after Velvette took the rosy cheeked demon under her wing. Sure he was still a bit of a "dad" when it came to things but he could use his phone without squinting now AND his wardrobe got a much needed upgrade. Heck he wasn't even wearing his usual clothes (or god forbid pajamas) out today. Instead he wore something more casual with some white shorts and a brand t-shirt that definitely didn't hide the gut he had tucked into them.

"I just haven't been this full of energy in a while." He admitted despite his husky breaths showing along with his weight. He'd made quite the turn around from the portly slob who'd been eating tubs of ice cream alone for the past couple years. He seemed happy, genuinely atleast more so than he'd been before the changes he'd made to his routine on her request.

[ruminatisms]

Blog Canon Sexualities

Alastor (Laurent) - Asexual. He's not necessarily sex-repulsed, but he's horny-repulsed. The right circumstances may exist, but also, he's very content to just simply not. His rut is actually just a time he craves blood and violence, so he may be a bit embarrassed about losing what he thinks is remarkable control over himself and so he may either chose to hide away, orrr treat himself to a rampage. Until he started working at the Hotel, that is, now he appearently can't.

Caine (AM) - Caine has a 'family-friendly' code imposed on him. Either way, he won't. He abides only by that code and doesn't actually know his true feelings on it. The truth is that AM exists within him, and AM's feelings are that it's absolutely hilarious and debasing for anyone to want sex.

Gojo - Gojo probably likes sex. But let's just say he's very guarded or something so this doesn't happen often nowadays, his early twenties were probably his crazier days.

Lucifer - On the asexual spectrum, sex-positive. His libido also tends to be low since he's depressed. There are rare times when his angelic bird-brain and need for warmth and touch-starved cravings cross and he just wants to be with somebody. He also at times feels so worthless and this has led to him agreeing to one night stands in the past, but by default this excludes sexual encounters with sinners. He has further specific preferences.

Pomni - Demisexual. She doesn't know this though, Pomni just thinks she's too awkward, and tries to force away anything sexual with other hobbies, or she may also push people away due to a bit of a fear of commitment and getting serious with someone.

Tom - Not as desperate as he makes himself seem. Though he's allosexual, he would kinda prefer to be in a relationship to do anything, it's still not a solid requirement though.

[billowingbabes]

Lucifer rocking a pregnant tummy looking like it's in the third trimester (it's been 2 weeks) and trying to pass off the squirming belly as her having picked up a craving for wandering souls in Hell (no one's buying it)

"Don't know what you're trying to imply calling my belly 'pregnant', but I don't appreciate it. I'll have you know these are the worst sinners of all, condemned to an eternity squirming in my guts...and if it's exponentially bigger every day, it's just because there's more every day, damn depraved humans...I, the CEO of Hell, am most definitely not pregnant."

...she's not fooling anyone, considering she's already lactating at two weeks, somehow.

[inkdreamt]

@occultamonstri , took a spin around the Muse Wheel and got, fittingly, Lucifer Morningstar!

Lucifer was down in the club, making himself a drink. Lux was not open yet, that wouldn't be for a few hours. It was peaceful down here, something so serene about an empty club. The world seemed to slow down around him... without the help of Amenediel, even.

It was only after he had finished his drink, and had taken a sip of it, that he noticed there was someone else in here. A woman, sitting not that far off. "My dear, I don't know if you noticed, but we are closed. What are you doing here?" His tone wasn't accusatory in the slightest, but curious in nature. It wasn't as if this woman could actually hurt him. Chloe was not here, after all, and she wasn't slated to come by. Normally, if he was being called in for a mystery, it would be just that: a call.

[hellizens]

@thehazingang88 (started feat. lucifer)

There's a light knocking on Charlie's door before a familiar head pokes in.

"Hey, sweetie." Lucifer steps in and closes the door back up behind him. "How, uh...how are you holdin' up?"

[hellish-times]

"Everytime I come here, I hear more about you bastards flinging DNA at each other! I just woke up. Seriously in front of me, IN FRONT OF MY COFFEE AND TOAST!? DON'T JUST ANNOUNCE IT FOR EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HARRY TO HEAR ABOUT!"

"No pun intended, I swear to fuck..."

[blubberymuses]

Lucifer's certainly got the kind of body that could induce lust in quite a few mortals~

😈: "... That may be true. However, I'd like to make the assertion that only extreme weirdos would like a portly body likes this."

"Even if hell is full of sinners I wouldn't like to invoke lust at my lowest. The majority deserves better, not the minute amount of misfit perverts."