michelangelo

major fandoms: heated rivalry, pjo, marvel, marauders (burn the witch), DC, TØP, TMNT, EPIC

[runeztheking]

hc that the Kents annually always watch Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and when bruce and clark start seeing each other Clark forces Bruce and Dick to watch it with (to Bruce’s dismay and Dick’s delight). It becomes a yearly tradition for Dick and Clark to watch it ever NYE

[tall]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[karyotatsumi]

[runeztheking]

cant believe there are illiterate fucks out there who think that shane “i choose him” hollander is a bad boyfriend; that man walks his husband like a dog (ilya’s right where he wants to be)

[notyournoma]

[bingusmyboy]

“Maybe i was better off dead”

[runeztheking]

yeah im so okay rn wtfdym

[robs-your-robins]

Yknow how there are numerous panels where other heroes objectify Dick and talk about his body. Dick usually pretends not to hear uncomfortably or acts awkwardly

Anyways what if that happened in front of Clark/Bruce?

I think Dick, always wanting to see the best in people, is always taken aback and is like keeping a smile on his face but also dying a little inside, feeling embarrassed and upset but he won't ever show it. He's dealt with it since he was barely a teen and it only got worse when he hit 18.

For it to happen before Bruce? The Bat gets even scarier. That hero might suffer an accident with equipment or gravity and while they're lying in hospital? Bruce creeps in and has a chat with them. It happened to him, he won't suffer it to happen to his son.

Clark? Big Blue's smile fades and suddenly, the air grows cold. The perp sees a flash of red in his eyes as Clark draws himself to his fullest height and asks them to explain what they mean by it.

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[runeztheking]

my heart is gonna explode

[al5asa]

Damian and Jon co-parenting/babysitting the hyperactive daughter of Wonder Woman is the best thing that has ever happened to me idc

Also, Jon's 'Honey, I'm home!'

[Wonder Woman (2023)]

[ieatstarsss]

sparkles

[w1ngspan18]

Clayface 2026 x Creep - Radiohead

[zan-miya]

Deaged jason who remembers exactly who he is but he's still sleepy and hangry and one second away from a tantrum 👶

[runeztheking]

everyone thinks that jason would be a little shit but jason would actually be the sweetest angel ever, dick was the little shit i stand by this

[robs-your-robins]

I know most modern adaptations and comics have Thomas Wayne being a moral apathetic rich guy who finances questionable facilities, does morally incomprehensible research, cheats on his wife and is a prickle to his son and I get why, I just think it's lazy. Why can't Thomas be idealistic? Why can't Thomas be so hopeful that Gotham can be saved that those ideals settle in his son leading to the conflict within Bruce about Batman's role and how Thomas would disapprove of his methods? No, instead we got a vaguely shadowy figure who's gloomy advice rings in his son's ears and who's actions tear Bruce up? Let's have hopeless optimistic Thomas who despite spending his life under the weight of Gotham and days doing what good he can loves his wife and dances with her before they go to galas, plays with his son until they're both laughing their heads off, who plays shit like "Bad Moon Rising" while he's dropping his kid off at school or jokes with patients in recovery.

[runeztheking]

good dad thomas wayne!!! he’s optimistic for reforming gotham but also realistic in the way the city is. he would have never taken a mantle the way bruce did but that’s because his approach to gotham was more similar to harvey dent’s ideology of change within the system.

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

damian: ...what

bruce: sorry i mean jason,wait no, dick. uhm Stephanie, i mean tim, no wait duke. alfred? no uhm barbara. wait ace.

damian:thats our dog father

bruce:alfred pennyworth the cat?

damian:

bruce: damian, i mean damian.

damian: leaves.

bonus!!:

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

tim whos also been awake for 56 hours: sure thing clark one washing machine coming up.

[runeztheking]

I CAN FINALLY COMMENT AGAIN!!! IM FREEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤸🏽🤸🏽🤸🏽🤸🏽🤸🏽

[papayafromtv]

dark comedy au where dick is suicidal and depressed after jason’s death to the point where he eventually decides to just put out an ad so he can hire a merc to assassinate him, fully open on the ad that this is dick grayson hiring to kill dick grayson, except tim finds the ad before anybody else takes it and figures out it’s dick’s suicide attempt, and as much as this is a clear cry for help that tim does intend to address at some point—he’s kinda got his hands full trying to make sure an equally grief-stricken bruce makes it to the end of the week without sticking a gun in his mouth. so, like a responsible teenager, tim decides to not put too much on his own plate, and he temporarily delegates by putting out his own ad looking for a highly trained criminal for hire to protect somebody from being assassinated. he keeps the identity of the potential victim anonymous until after hiring somebody, because he doesn’t want dick to notice the ad and realise somebody’s trying to stop his attempt for fear he abandons the idea and does something even worse. both dick and tim are using bruce’s card to fund their ventures.

meanwhile, fresh outta the league and looking to make some quick freelance cash on the side while he builds up his crime lord business, a slightly confused jason has somehow managed to pick up both contracts, and now has to put his whole revenge plan on hold because he’s stuck trying to figure out if he even wants dick dead or not, because after meeting with his severely broken-inside client as the red hood-former league of assassins member for hire, it becomes very clear that things within the batfamily are not as he thought they were after he’d ‘left’.

and to make things entirely more difficult, he has to figure this out while trying to regularly fake both assassination attempts on dick’s life, and protection of dick from said attempts on his life; and he has to do all of this while not tipping off either tim or dick as to what he’s doing because if either of them realise that jason isn’t just straightforward doing his job then they’ll just hire somebody else and then the situation will be out of jason’s hands, which jason does not want because he’s still on the fence about whether or not he wants his family dead.

there’s one singular occasion where jason decides to ask for advice from his most current family, except when he calls damian back at the league all damian says is ‘just let me put a hit out on drake, even it all out.’ and jason has to hang up on him.