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This fan art shit is easy

I really want to draw more BloodyMary but ArtFight has me in a chokehold, so for now I satisfy my craving by just shit posting.

I've read a few comics and fics at this point where Simon has Grace call him Butcher instead of giving him his real name (as a test to see if he's the eel or a ghost, you know), and then Grace is like 'that's not a name' and gets all uppity about it and? It is? A name? If somwone told me their name was Butcher or Butch, I wouldn't blink.

#Then again my mom's family is from Kentucky #So we cqll people all sorts of things without question

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jaydendr4ws

In another life where she didnt fumble 🥹❤️‍🩹

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Colt: Court is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "Who do you work for? Who's your contact???" While repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Grace: At least he’s having fun.

bonzobotdrum

*sweltering in the excessive heat* This is just like High Noon Over Camelot!

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alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

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Rocky: you can’t find that attractive, he literally LEAKS everywhere

The alienfuckers: promise 😍?

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imagining grace in his first year of teaching kind of automatically introducing himself as dr. ryland grace bc that's what he's used to. and the kids are like O_O dr? and somebody inevitably googles him and finds a video of his final crashout. and because 13 year olds are little menaces, when he inevitably snaps at the class to sit down and do their work at some point (his classroom management skills need time to develop okay) somebody puts on a little pouty face and goes "dr. grace? you don't.....you don't think i'm a.....a staggering waste of carbon......do you?" and grace's life flashes before his eyes.

and next year he's just mr. grace and doesn't tell any kids his first name so it's harder for them to google him (they manage it anyway).

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Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

dr-paint

I am a librarian!

artfulbok

@justcakethanks

grumpyjesterr

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

grumpyjesterr

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

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Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

grumpyjesterr

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*