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you are an idiot at the rivoli bro! pls read pinned post before following ⭐️

[bestfri3ndrice]

welcome to my blog

25 - he/they

current hyperfixation: matt johnson (ntbts, the dirties, operation avalanche, blackberry). I cannot express how insane I am about this man. it's getting bad for me

other interests: dan & phil, its always sunny, community, animals, drew gooden, danny gonzalez, smosh, books, horror, eddy burback, jarvis johnson

DNI: minors, TERFS, right wingers

please note

i am autistic, i am trying not to be parasocial but i struggle to differentiate feelings of fixation and genuine attachment. please be patient, i am trying my best ^_^

i am not interested in discourse, dont bring it to me or youll be blocked

if we are moots, pls trigger warning tag posts about rape & non-con as it can be triggering to me

my links

ao3 ratbasher

pinterest skelitonizer

my tags

#NSFW / #suggestive all sexual posts will be tagged with one or the other, you can mute accordingly, especially explicit posts will be tagged with a NSFW warning and a keep reading button

#dels favourite posts any post that i find exceptionally hilarious or reference often

#trigger warning [insert trigger here] specific triggers can be muted this way

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real and true #TOME

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Sketches done by Vicki Nerino for the Nirvana the Band webseries. The final, colored versions were used as thumbnails for individual episodes. 2008-2009

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the fact this is the same man

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my headcanon is that matt would never wanna be without Jay while he goes to the gym, so he probably has a home gym set up downstairs and Jay plays him work out music from upstairs

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just saw an ai slop video of someone jumping off the CN tower

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fuck AI, I wanna read smth written by a human, beta read by another human, fuelled by nothing but autism and caffeine

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what the fuck is his problem actually

[teethg0red]

these are so hard to take pics of w/o any reflection but heres most of the ntbts buttons i made!

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nothing makes me sadder than how everyone treated Topher Grace, like he was stuck up for not wanting to hang w the That 70s Show cast and then he turned out to be the only normal one 😭😭😭

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matt gets his hands on the one wish willow from obsession and wishes Jay will stay with him and love him forever, and then Jay’s behaviour doesnt change at all

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lucky owens not in more stuff because i think hed capture my heart in a way that would make my tumblr feed so insufferable

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matt has done everything but get his actual peen out on camera, weve seen balls, weve seen ass, weve seen nipples, weve seen the space just above his penis. mark my words season 3 will have him whipping it out

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i had a dream matt became the famous one and me and jay were both trying to win his love

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lowkey am gonna send my bf some of my (non embarassing) fan fic ive written because writing is such a huge part if my life and i lowk dont think hes read much of my work

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anyway this is an oldish fic but my fave ive ever written, and my least read fic on ao3

give it a read if you like

[beardedmrbean]