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[victoriamorganpoet-blog]

They’re here, they’re weird, and they want to come home with you! My chapbook, How to Succeed in Heartbreak, is officially available! I am so thrilled to release this little thing out into the world! Thank you to everyone who has shown love and support during all of my strange writing adventures ❤️ Much thanks to @moonprismcrybaby for the BEAUTIFUL cover art!

If you would like a copy, you can find it on Createspace.com, Amazon (eligible for prime shipping), and in person if you live in the Ashland area!

[runforstanford]

This is my super talented girlfriend! Do the right thing and buy her chapbook. Trust me. 😊❤️

[no-chill-at-all]

El karma es una perra

[skyakafreckles]

I understood that Spanish

[samasatan-deactivated20181220]

@estossonmisojos @rabidscreaminggoatkoala LMFAOOOO I CANT

[rabidscreaminggoatkoala-deactiv]

Bahahahha

[stonesthrow]

[runforstanford]

Infrastructure reduction in the powder keg louder than bombs shrouded in power hungry brigades sour times for shower sabotage, take a dip in the lake the mirror mirage, take a savant damage like famine laments ain’t no reason to love me you’ll find me in a body bag, pale, shivering, ugly like a promotion party open for natural nights all these naughty satchel delights work better on Saturday highs fuck you, fuck me twice on Sunday I love the way your hugs say im sweet but I like the rough play I cordially decline your offer to drop a dime the more sordid the crime the more I’m sort inclined to forcefully find a border to climb all up on your offense it’s kind of a process dropping sauces on your lord of the flies nonsense is expensive mistakes are just a head trip and worse when you work electric I’m taking a second to thank all the cats who hired me that stupid little wiry Mexican packed with irony like, who would desire me, logically I’m a gamble gravel tossed shoveling tunnels to funnel samples to vermin slaving over the perfect sermon so damn lucrative on to purchase curtains I built my church upon your fuckin mausoleum to resurrect your demons, fuck hiding I wanna see em I wanna treatin em to a little dinner of semen toss a little lengua in the pan and pan-sear em but you might be needing the serum, check medicine cabinet those inanimate savages lavishly spin the planets I’m summoning the second coming of stojakovic And clockin-in a little overtime, sober and honest Not that I promise that I won’t be raiding the register Ay senator your caricature would make a better competitor Fuck trump, I can’t stress it enough Fuck him in his little pampered 1-percenter butt Fuck him till he cums, that’s right I wanna pleasure him to see “Trump out the Closet” in the headlines and embarrass him

[runforstanford]

Simp's a GIF

[runforstanford]

Ooooh man I got it baaaad

Yo one of ya'll has to have some trump connection... Forward this shit

[pinche-aquarius]

Let that bitch know 

[gogoadaggio]

READ THAT BITCH

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

They thought he was gonna be one of their “yes man” black correspondents…

[stay-hyyer]

That was on fox????

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

Drag haaaaaa!!!!!!!

[chekhovs-thug]

He is a hero, I’m so here for it

[cakeybootydummydumb]

when he said the culture of these crazy white boys shooting up schools. oh my gosh.

[randominternet]

Get Rich or Die 9 Times Trying

[myvintageanime]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

this is so funny 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

terrible puns i’ve heard so far:

william bakespeare

william shakespliff 

much ado about puffing

a midsummer night’s weed 

please add to the list 

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

hamlit

[runforstanford]

The Two Gentlemen of Burnona Antony and Cleobongtra Keef Lear

[runforstanford]

IVE GOT CHARCOALS IN MY HEART IVE GOT CHARCOALS IN MY HEART IVE GOT CHARCOALS BY THE ARMFULS THAT TEAR MY ARMOR APART

[shxtg0d-deactivated20160502]

[tittysalads]

Fox new be like “couple of boys having some fun in the sun while a thug looks on”

[runforstanford]

Would love to know what passage these Mormons are debating

[runforstanford]

It's crazy every time I have a show, I go through the whole day thinking to myself "HA! Right. Yeah that'll never actually happen." And then I find myself sitting in those chairs, and it ACTUALLY happens. It's crazy.

[runforstanford]

Part two ...workflow... The systematic degradation of any race you don't identify with Is the direct effect of your moral ambiguity, so rectify it Guest check practicality, my best bet's on gruesome So you lose some to those you previously stole shoes from It's like, no stone goes unturned in the climate You try to deny it while you're climbing shoulder blades and blazin paths with bolted lions Quit your cryin, it's false, the balls you're dangling are harnessed To your ego and it's starting to crumble under the crusty seashore It's a tidal wave of unjustified alliances Arbitrarily thrown together for the sake of revel defiance You ain't got a cause You got a rotten testicle lump under that concave ribcage And I just ain't got the heart to tell you it ain't pumping blood but crusty shit stains So that's the skinny Unknowingly I've been pissed bout this since the kids gave me a fake 'stache and said "Gimme a chicken chimi" Or wash the dishes Or watch your language We only speak arrogant fuck in this patriotic township Drop dead gorgeous and filling as four courses Sexy savage killer with an affinity for sack lunches Fuck that, I pack punches You want a sack for lunch, drop down, gimme 20 and I'll give you a bag of munchies

[runforstanford]

Starting another rap …Workflow…

Sometimes what I want couldn’t get any clearer Sometimes it’s like I’m trying to see through a mirror Let the succulents wither back into the ground And hydrate the mass populous of Los Angeles, and then skip town What the chops like on the mandible in this sun-encrusted evening? Probably tough enough to rattle your trust fund seasoning While you’re pleading with puberty - please don’t murder me I’ll weather the pimples, cold sores, and soldier through the third degree Hop in the Delorean, bitch I’m bored again Them sirens ain’t exciting unless you’re riding in them Yes I’ve got igniting syndrome For its time to fight the system Shove the motherfucker back attacking what they’re holding within This crass syntax allows rhythmic piston alignment Like mystic phantasm sightings excite the ignorant buy-ins I’ve got one deadbeat horse in this race With not a tongue in the face And I’m still the one-legged jockey that you heard about from space

[irlirl]

FIDLAR • TUMBLR IRL • 9/14/15 • LOS ANGELES, CA

This band and their fans are something special. More people showed up for this Tumblr IRL than any other before it, and the smiles didn’t stop. 

With the help of longtime collaborators, thebaxley (that’s husband and wife duo Ryan and Alice), and zcrytuff, fidlar dressed LA’s The Well with two years’ worth of a Tumblr, as well as life-sized versions of their album artwork and R. Kelly times two. 

Fans in attendance got to design their very own, limited edition vinyl sleeves, and silk screen unique artwork on top, or on anything they wore that night. fidlar treated the crowd to a steamy show, with oldies and new tracks from the album, Fidlar Too. 

Thanks, fidlar for everything you do, to thebaxley and zcrytuff for making everything, and to frappuccino for providing some fuel. We will never be the same. 

Photos and gifs by ouncehouse.

Get that album here. 

[runforstanford]

Yeah, see, I knew it would be fuckin incredible

[ryumain]