Ratchet's Corroded Womb

I do things and sometimes indulge in stuff. Sinning until the inevitable heat death of the universe  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

[thewalrusfrompingu]

What’s Ed Balls day?

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

[lavender-and-red]

IT’S HERE

[flapjacques]

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[queerofthedagger]

me, strongly dissociating, staring into space:

cunt-ass part of my brain swigging whiskey from across the room: yeah yeah you're not real we get it. that's not gonna get the dishes done and the trash taken out tho is it 🤨

[drawbauchery]

sometimes i pluck the sfw from patreon and slap it on tumblr

[rungian]

illustration for my staticapple fic Right Now, You're Mine

they're very stupid, your honour. very, very stupid.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jjoneechan]

📻📺 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY RADIOSTATIC NATION 💘💝

featuring new characters!

bonus! Before and After the ‘date’

[xyangblog]

Ride 📺 (

[xxceus]

Give and Take 🪫

[xxceus]

Bonus panels

[fansta]

I am a machine that reads staticapple fanfics and produces staticapple fanart

This is inspired by Right Now, You're Mine by Rungian on Ao3 which I highly recommend because its the fic that got me hooked on this ship ^^

[crabussy]

extremely fond of and perplexed by this website

[crabussy]

IT'S GREEN NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

[crabussy]

[rungian]

Cover art for my silly little StaticApple fanfic (with bonus toxic RadioSilence, yay!)

Right Now, You're Mine

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75467551/chapters/197309826

[thewasandshouldbeking]

Reading "Right Now, You're Mine" by Rungian on Ao3, and THIS little passage:

"the old TV set was playing a rerun of Doctor Whore – one of Valentino’s ‘masterpieces’ in which a time-travelling Angel Dust fucked his way through time and space in a bed that was larger on the inside than the outside (Vox hated it)"

has given me more drive to draw than anything in MONTHS, and I'm so excited that I have to post a shitty picture of the rough sketch NOW.

My deepest apologies to David Tennant for using him as a direct reference for Angel's pose, but I can't not! XD

I'm already thinking I'll try to shift the Dicklek a little further back in the field of depth so the focus is more on Angel Dust. The heart glasses will definitely be bi-colour, proper 3-D sort. Gotta work on the details of the Sonic Screwdildo.

Gods, I'm having fun with this. ♡♡♡

(I'm imagining the theme music goes "Do me, ohhh! Oo-OO-oo-ohhh! DADDY!")

[giulia-lo-art]

Fondness

[hazardous-lightdas12]

Vox comic

A little comic I made for this fic:

Right now, you're mine

Also some bonus illustrations:

Him gluing on that hat on his flat tv head.

[alohomorablue]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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🎉

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

let your favorite writers know that you love their works

[randomartist7]

Summoned the wrong demon from a wrong timeline