hi, i'm bay or spoon (they/ze/he)!! i'm spoondrifts on ao3 and on bsky :] if you want to see non-hazbin or more personal stuff from me, my main is @spoondrifts
my inbox is always open (although the speed of my responses will vary widely), so don't be shy to shoot me a question or anything you want to chat abt <3
also, i have a ko-fi if you'd like to spare a broke college student a few bucks, but no pressure; i write for fun, not for money, though it can be a great motivator!
also also, please enjoy my radiostatic playlist!
fanfic directory under the cut:
our lovely company appears so entertained — alastor/vox, rated M, 2.6k, complete. one-sided bdsm torture session where vox is into it, sexually, and alastor is definitely not
The Diving Bell — charlie/vaggie, rated T, 9.5k, complete. a pre-canon character study of their relationship progression
riding out the drop — valentino/vox, rated E, 4.3k, complete. val gets fed up with vox's fixation on the radio demon, they fuck about it
to slip such carrion ties — alastor & rosie, rated G, 1.7k, complete. missing scene between episodes 7 & 8, rosie character study
sometimes you scrape and sink so low — alastor & husk, rated G, 1.8k, complete. missing scene post-ep 5 where alastor and husk work things out
time has changed the metaphor — alastor/rosie/vox, rated T, 15.2k, complete. first installment in my meteor shower au series where alastor, rosie, and vox are in a qpr together
Featherstone — valentino & velvette & vox + valentino/vox, rated T, 7.8k, complete. accidental baby acquisition with the vees
dragging its tail in the sea — alastor/rosie/vox, rated T, 15.4k, complete. second installment in the meteor shower qpr series
pas de deux — carmilla/velvette, rated E, 4.7k, complete. plotless smut where carmilla teaches velvette a lesson about respect
ET TU, ALASTOR? — angel/lucifer + husk/lucifer + niffty/lucifer + alastor/lucifer, rated M, 4.8k, complete. crackfic of charlie gradually losing her sanity as lucifer rebounds with 80% of her staff
oleanders in june — alastor/vox, rated T, 6k, complete. pre-canon, alastor and vox share a meal and some uncomfortably intimate sadistic tension
spiraling down thy majesty — lucifer/vox, rated E, 7.1k, complete. lucifer and vox decide to vent their mutual frustration about alastor by fucking each other
the world we knew (over and over) — alastor/lucifer + lucifer & charlie + alastor & charlie, rated M, 15.8k, in-progress. time loop fic in which charlie dies during the final battle and lucifer and alastor relive it again, and again, and again
Trust Us With Your Stress Relief! — valentino/velvette/vox, rated M, 2.5k, complete. in which the vees use their monthly vacation day to blow off some steam together (read: torture their employees)
strange perfections in any stranger i choose — alastor/vox, rated G, 3.6k, complete. a take on pre-canon radiostatic's first meeting
i want your violence, your silent sedation — alastor/vox, rated M, 5.8k, complete. in which radio isn't as dead as you think, vox is an irresponsible pet owner, and alastor gets attic wife'd
even now you mark my steps — alastor/vox, rated T, 5.2k, complete. alastor, vox, and an improvised waltz at a plant nursery
come and kiss me, pretty baby — alastor/vox, rated G, 3.3k, complete. drunken queerplatonic radiostatic shenanigans
when the flies fell — alastor/vox, rated E, 32.9k, complete. human(ish) au where weird shit happens when they try to summon a demon together
a putrid feeling that i've addressed — valentino/vox, rated T, 5.1k, complete. helluva boss full moon, staticmoth edition
undone, undress — angel/valentino, rated E, 7.5k, complete. the vees have been defeated, but angel and val aren't finished with each other just yet
volta; you woke the world inside of me — alastor/vox, rated T, 9.6k, complete. queerplatonic t4t radiostatic where vox has a gender crisis and alastor handles it shockingly well
the invitation to happiness — alastor & rosie & vox, rated G, 3.5k, complete. precanon rosemedia celebrating hanukkah together
verbatim — alastor/valentino, rated E, 8k, complete. vox is unavailable for alastor's heat, so valentino steps in to help
scatterbrain — alastor/vox + alastor & rosie + alastor & lilith, rated T, 6.8k, complete. in which alastor's seven-year absence was spent catching some z's
nobody as sweet as you — lucifer/vox, rated T, 8k, complete. sequel to "spiraling down thy majesty" where lucifer and vox follow through on their fake dating plan
jeepers creepers! — alastor/vox, rated E, 8.1k, complete. precanon hypnosis practice gone sexy
all scotch, no soda — angel & husk + angel & alastor, rated M, 5.1k, complete. precanon au where angel and husk are both owned by alastor, based off of this post
thus always to tyrants — alastor/valentino/velvette/vox, rated T, 3.7k, complete. after 7 years off the air, alastor comes home to his partners
loveproof — alastor & lucifer, rated T, 4k, complete. lucifer mistakes his platonic feelings for romantic ones and confesses to alastor, who predictably doesn't take it well
opium of the people — charlie & vox + vox & valentino & velvette, rated M, 6.7k, complete. crackfic where charlie unionizes voxtek
christmas kids — alastor & vox + valentino & velvette & vox, rated T, 3.7k, complete. radiostatic new year's eve, then and now
in the middle of love and liars — valentino/vox + valentino/angel + angel & vox, rated M, 7.1k, complete. when val hits vox for the first time, angel thinks he's knows what happens next. unfortunately it isn't so simple this time
silver sand underneath — rosie/vox, rated M, 8k, complete. au of thctm where rosie and vox strike up a platonic kink arrangement for stress relief
coruscate — valentino/vox, rated E, 5.1k, complete. staticmoth pwp where vox lights up like a glowstick
laplace's angel — charlie/vaggie, rated M, 5.8k, complete. charlie and vaggie try out cnc in the bedroom, vaggie does not handle it well at all
sweet dead eyes — alastor/vox, rated M, 4k, complete. alastor kills vox and gets haunted (compliant with undone, undress)
our hungers appeased — alastor/vox, rated E, 3k, complete. they have an arrangement wherein vox gets to fuck alastor however he wants & then alastor gets to kill him. shockingly wholesome
cherry pie entomology — alastor & husk & niffty, rated G, 3.1k, complete. alastor and husk run an errand for niffty's deathday, hijinks are had
ménage à trois — alastor/rosie/vox, rated E, 6.5k, in progress. rosie and alastor like to swing with random sinners for fun, and their newest pet project is vox
you want it darker — alastor & charlie, rated M, 3k, in progress. alastor and charlie take long walks around the city to talk between eps 7 & 8
bright minstrel and marshal of storms — alastor & vox + valentino & velvette & vox, rated T, 10.8k, complete. radiostatic stormchasers au
spring fever (hands off!) — alastor & valentino, alastor/valentino/vox, rated T, 1.9k, in progress. val & alastor get hit with a curse that makes them crave each other's touch, much to their shared chagrin
mint juleps and other ways to bond with your boyfriend's boyfriend — alastor & valentino, alastor/valentino/vox, rated G, 3.5k, complete. val & alastor bond over gardening and vox is there too
sew me up, buttercup — alastor & velvette, rated T, 1.1k, complete. velvette and alastor bond over their hellish forms
domestic bliss — alastor/vox, rated E, 2k, complete. vox spices up their sex life with roleplay, and please excuse alastor's lifeless stare—he's into it!
tendons too torn to beg — alastor & vox, rated T, 4.1k, complete. held captive in v tower, alastor reopens some emotional wounds while vox fixes some physical ones
losing dogs — valentino/vox + valentino & velvette & vox, rated M, 2.2k, complete. in which val handles vox's crashout a little differently
expiation — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week 2025, day 1: locked in
janus — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 2: at the hotel
foible — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 3: role reversal
dishabille — charlie & vox, rated T, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 4: pinup
camaraderie — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 5: night in
cusp — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 6: love language
coda — charlie & vox, rated G, 666 words, complete. for staticbelle week day 7: dancing
all the worst — angel dust/valentino, rated M, 3.6k words, complete. val takes angel home after vox brainwashes him in s2e6
