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[niku30]

Never thought I’d say that some day but … Scrooge for next tumblr sexyman

[notallsandmen]

I looked into the etymology of ”Hob” (in folklore related to “elf” and ”goblin”, see ”hobgoblin”), and now I can’t stop laughing:

“Hob” is literally a term for nervous over-familiarity / overstepping with mythological beings

[molinaesque]

“Bah, humbug!” (Scrooge: A Christmas Carol, 2022)

[touscalusaloser]

i am... your mom. argument-destroying, mentally distressing

[mrdarcysfatass]

Hey babe we’ve been dating for a while now. I think it’s time I show you the god I keep in a fishbowl downstairs

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[bluehairperson]

My life as an Arcana player that hasn’t finished reading all the routes and tales, still having plenty of canon content to go through without having to download the new shitty app.

[poetryforasra-deactivated202305]

me waiting for D*rian to post the most horrible, disgusting, gut wrenching, repulsive, nauseous, repellent, sickening, stomach churning, transphobic and the most out of character m6 Tale I will ever lay my eyes on (this is a cry for help)

[slumberpartymakeouts]

jason grace the type of guy to fall victim to the strong "ally" to bisexual pipeline

[runinglikewater]

This is Americ-PANAMA.

[theythemthighs]

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

[toskarin]

heartbreaking: you witness an argument but the person you agree with is being annoying

[medusaspeach]

That time Hermes stole some of Apollo's cattle.

[norttinson]

actually the first rule of fight club is you must have an absolute dump truck

[staffs-secret-blog]

Yeah the search button never actually worked we just show a random bunch of posts and hope you don't notice

[transfaguette]

nonbinary people can look and act like the most stereotypical expression of machismo and masculinity you can think of . btw. and until you reconcile that with how you view queerness and masculinity your allyship will always be flawed.

[transfaguette]

any queer person can be masculine and fat and hairy and balding and have a wife and kids and if that is also your image of the "Evil Cis Het Men" then you have not actually fully deconstructed bioessentialist narratives. And to do so you have to rid yourself of this idea that cishet men are the antithesis to queer people.

[bluehairperson]

Actual irl interaction I had with my friends.