Dear Prudence

“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.” ― Jack Kerouac

[lovesinistra]

[catholicismandpharmacy]

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

[aletheius]

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

[riggedforsuccess]

[platinumamigos-deactivated20151]

i just wanna travel & hug u on hotel balconies

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[beardedmrbean]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

oh come on that's funny

[funnytwittertweets]

[cly321r]

[quotemadness]

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It’s not selfish. It’s necessary.

Karen A. Baquiran (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

Don’t chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing, and love people. The right people - the ones who really belong in your life - will come to you, and stay.

Will Smith (via quotemadness)

[thepersonalquotes]

[itscozytime]

the whole point is to love and be friends with each other. that is all

[animatedtext]

requested by tbh-savi

[rem-ir]

The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on

[rem-ir]

Great news everyone I have decided to endorse Fahrenheit

[randyite]

[anti-encomiums]

They're doing the same to teachers & nurses in the UK. As one of those degree professionals, I celebrate a higher minimum wage and criticise the lack od incentive or reward for being a professional

[ruinedchildhood]

[egberts]

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they’re all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

[quotemadness]

The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.

Maya Angelou (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

Flora Whittemore (via quotemadness)

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you