the art of killing

Hey, I'm May. 18. anime & manga. fanfiction. horror. metal \m/ insomniac. Blink182 <3 American Horror Story. ADVENTURE TIME FTW. with my blue-eyed-moon :3 hiatus and shit, idek

[runningwithskizzors]

*intensely doesn't give a fuck *

[runningwithskizzors]

you're fucking pathetic

[allstarbatmannyblogselsewhere-d]

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

[chulacabra]

running w/ scissors

[karkatjpg]

the ingredients though

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[punkrockgrantaire]

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

[runningwithskizzors]

Why helloooooo there

[1000drawings]

[runningwithskizzors]

by conjunto universo

[runningwithskizzors]

don't even fucking think about it you fucking cunt

[spacecadet]

[hohoehoes]

 *intensely doesnt care*

[leslieknxpe-blog]

i have the mental stability of mr crocker 

[runningwithskizzors]

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

[mickey-magical]

[eternalellipses]

me ignoring my responsibilities

[samandsteph]

So this just happened

[stardustch0rds-deactivated20210]

have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face

i have

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

[hippiehoetep]

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

[the-jedi-council]

god is real

[formertwink]

[heeyyy-macarena]

This is th he best thing I’ve ever seen

[thebiggestpotterhead-deactivate]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

sams-supernatural-dick:

 MATTHEW

[witcharte]

10 Years Of Harry Potter Premieres(x)

[apolkadotnerd]

I have been waiting for this post for 5 years

[casismydesign]

Glad to see Dan finally figured out what to do with his arms.

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

Emma & Tom at last found their dress and suit size, too.

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

and rupert just carrys on not giving a single fuck