[ruinedchildhood]

[casismydesign]

Following everyone on my new account that I was on this one, and I'm looking for more people to follow so follow me at http://domashev.tumblr.com and you'll probably get a follow back

[casismydesign]

Starting to go through everyone I'm following on here and adding them to my new account

[casismydesign]

My new blog!

http://domashev.tumblr.com

[casismydesign]

Wow tumblr signup has changed since I got started here

[casismydesign]

Have to make a new account

I don't have access to this accounts email, nor do I remember my password, so :/ I'm gonna try to get in a couple more times on the computer but none of the info is saved anywhere so there's probably no hope

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face.

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[ucresearch]

Why we need GMOs to survive climate change

Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history.

“For 10,000 years, we have altered the genetic makeup of our crops,”explains UC Davis plant pathology professor Pamela Ronald.

“Today virtually everything we eat is produced from seeds that we have genetically altered in one way or another.” (You can read more about Ronald’s thoughts on genetically engineered food here.)

Right now her focus is on rice. It’s one of our basic crops and without it, we would struggle to feed much of the world.

With climate change, we’re seeing an increase in flooding in places like India and Bangladesh, which makes it harder to grow this important food staple.

So Ronald and her lab have developed a flood-tolerant strain of rice. It’s known as Sub1a or “scuba rice” and millions of farmers in South Asia are now growing it in their fields. 

Today is National Food Day, a day dedicated to hunger awareness. But as we focus on food insecurity, we need to talk more about how global warming will make the problem worse.

As our climate continues to heat up, it has huge impacts on what foods we are able to grow. Will our crops be able to survive droughts and floods? The University of California leads six labs that are working to develop other climate-resilient crops including chickpea, cowpea and millet.

Find out what other scientists are doing to improve our food.

[alithographica]

Your daily reminder that GMOs are not evil - profit-mongering corporations are.

[falsedetective]

2017 mood: “I am Not Going to Kill the Entire Executive Branch of Government But If Something Happens to Them Then It Happens to Them”

[maythefoxbewithyou]

[betweenlinebreaks]

Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?

[joannanullo]

Ugh what a cutie

[vvhatmighthavebeenlost]

I NEED IT

[earth-sister]

I need 12

[allmyheadmateshateyou]

foxes aren’t canines…

[maythefoxbewithyou]

WELL, they’re certainly not felines.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I’m going to textgrab from this post by prokopetz:

I often see foxes referred to as “catdogs” on Tumblr, but I wonder if folks realise how true that really is.

There’s a phenomenon called convergent evolution that occurs when two taxonomically unrelated species exploit the same ecological niche. The features that are needed to best take advantage of a given niche are pretty much the same everywhere you go; thus, over time, those species will become anatomically and behaviourally similar, even though they’re completely unrelated.

And foxes? Foxes are what you get when an ecosystem has no native small felines, so a canine species evolves to take advantage of the ecological niche that would have been exploited by a small feline, if one existed.

In other words, a fox is literally what you get when a dog tries to cat.

So, in a way…

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[bootsnblossoms]

Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting

[chonkychickenlady]

This is parenting.

[autistic-goblin666]

I lost it at the haunted toothbrush xD

[bakerssmurf]

Omg-some of these are so true it’s like I’m living them!

[casismydesign]

Can you reset your password from the tumblr app?

..I forgot my password and the email linked to my account is deleted. Any ideas?

[crimethincingofawhitechristmas]

I Am A Transwoman. I Am In The Closet. I Am Not Coming Out.

this made me cry, so i have to share it. i can’t tell you how much of this feels like it was about my childhood.

“Some nights, always alone, I go out in stolen makeup and women’s clothes with an ID I found in a lost wallet. I never feel more male than on these nights”

[blueroses96]

every cis woman needs to read this immediately. the whole thing. honestly everyone could benefit from reading it, but cis women NEED to.

i would say “i can’t believe i’ve never thought of it this way” but tbh it’s all too easy for me to ignore perspectives like this. the most eye-opening thing i’ve read in a while.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets