- badass hunter vanguard and legend being too nervous to ask you out
- asking everyone who knows you if you have someone
- trying to sound like he doesn’t give a fuck but oh HE DOES and it’s so obvious to everyone ¯\_ (◕‿◕) _/¯
- when he’s finally man enough to ask you, he stutters like an idiot, unable to get a proper sentence out (／。＼)
- but he’s SO cute <3
- he almost faints when you say yes
- he’s SO happy, trying to play it cool, but totally failing at it
- when you’re gone, he’s asking Sundance if she recorded your ‘yes’
- since he doesn’t remember how this dating thingy works, he’s asking Amanda and Petra for advice and tips
- him getting nervous again when the date gets closer
- you catch him with a “dating for dummies” book, he throws ashamed af over the fence of The Last City into the depth ◔_◔ ／ ︵ *:･ﾟ
- Zavala and Ikora are annoyed that he’s even more distracted because of you, but they are actually happy for him #friendshipgoals
- he’s practicing pick-up lines and perfecting his finger guns in front of the mirror ̿̿ ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
- Sundance can’t help but laugh at him and he almost smacks her to the ground (again)
- since he doesn’t take off Andal’s clothes, he shows up dressed as usual to the date (still hot af damnnnn)
- his jaw f u c k i n g drops, when you show up all dolled up, out of armor (⊙_☉)
- he almost faints(again), failing to get a proper sentence out
- “Sorry. I’ve had a software update. Y-you l-look b-b-beautiful. I mean, y-you always do, but… wow?”
- he calls you by your name, not guardian or hunter (◕ ˬ ◕)
- he hesitates for a second, but takes your hand and leads you somewhere
- he organised a beautiful dinner at the ramen shop, only for you two *-*
- candles and rose petals everywhere #cheesyboi
- “may I take your coat?”
- “Cayde, I’m not wearing one.”
- “Touché.” ;)
- he looking at you like you’re the most delicious ramen ever ( ♥‿♥)
- nervously he gulps down his ramen, burping so loud that all the people around shipping and watching you two shake their heads embarrassed
- you think his burps are cute, like angels singing (✿◕‿◕)
- he’s leaning over the table attempting to kiss you, but dumbass forgets about the candles and almost sets himself on fire doing so
- “hot date so far, AMIRITE?”
- small touches here and there, brushing hands, holding your waist, clinging to his strong (and not gangly) arm, making ya panties all wet ( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡°)
- you two are dancing and damn son this boi be dancing like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing, having the time of his life
- he looks deeply into your eyes asking “wanna stroke my cock?”
- ur disappointed when he shows you his pet “cock” chicken Colonel
- he stays old fashioned following the don’t-kiss-on-the-first-date rule
- he brings you home, saying goodbye with the sweetest and most gentle forehead kiss this world ever seen you lucky bitch (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
- now you almost faint
- each other getting more comfortable around each other on the following dates
- cute cinema rendevous
- him pulling off the fake yawn, stretching, putting his arm around you
- cuddling up on him cause the movie is so scary ;)
- he’s more than willing to protect you ;))
- unluckily he’s not pulling off the exo dick in the popcorn bag trick (yet)
- kissing attempt #2 ends up with his beautiful, beautiful horn poking you so hard, that it leaves a mark on your forehead
- he apologizes 100x and gets ice for your head, lots of hugs ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
- more sweet forehead kisses (◡‿◡✿) he’s amazing at this
- he eventually gets a “kissing for dummies” book
- holding hands and killing enemies in between you know, typical date stuff
- looking at the stars and talking for hours, or just silently enjoying each others presence <3
- he’s putting his cape around you cause it’s so cold ;)
- moving closer to him cause you’re really freezing ;))
- kissing attempt #3 figuring out how to kiss each other without hurting or setting someone on fire
- you did it!!1
- his metal plate lips feel amazing, so soft like a baby butt <3
- he’s such a gooD KIsSER (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
- it’s a perfect #1 kiss you almost need to get revived cause u die on the inside
- cuddling up together and falling asleep under the stars
- when you wake up he’s gone, laying on the base of the cliff being revived by Sundance
- idiot rolls around in his sleep but you think it’s adorable *-*
- more cute ass dates getting drinks in bars
- getting too many drinks for your own good
- hands “accidentally” slipping under the table ;)
- stumbling home drunk clinging to each other ( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡°)
- having sloppy but life-changing drunk sex *✧･ﾟ♡*( ͡˘̴ ͜ ʖ̫ ͡˘̴ )*♡･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
- he shows you his cock ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) and it’s not Colonel this time
- of course he’s pulling off the dick in the popcorn bag on the next cinema date
- Cayde’s jealous af of every other guardian flirting with you and he overreacts a little threatening to kill them forever awww
- he asks you to move in together <3
- he faints when you say yes <33 _/＼○_
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