Allison

 21 y/o registered nurse

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[dopy]

preach

[bubblemintt]

[roseoilz]

LMAO

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

BIHH!!! 

[extracelestialstuff]

her account makes me a better woman by the day this is the only account exception beyoncé should be following on twitter

[blackness-by-your-side]

[jarratchet]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

[tyleroakley]

via Gabe Gonzalez

[davidsvlogs]

Christine met her #1 fan

[gskarth]

this is missing the best part

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

Omg

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Self-love goals: Christine

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[verdadero-guerrero]

[rrachelinthewildd]

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[harrysleftlung-deactivated20200]

“how would you like your tea sir?”

*american voice* tax free

[onlytwitterpics]

[runswithgoats]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[daddyfuckedme]

[lagonegirl]

How anyone could have seen that footage and not found him guilty is outrageous and wrong. The whole world needs to get angry about this.

[this-memes-warr]

[zuluandzephyr]

[raychjackson]

Lololol