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The Puerto Rican Wonder/Blunder | 28 | he/him/el

[radiofreederry]

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[pankendev]

they got pussy on this app?

[furryparadises]

Gold in the comments

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[simply-a-dream]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

[kushblazer666]

the people who responded “joe” and “biden” are operating a higher level than anyone else. they can see the matrix

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[irondive]

[velvetmysoul]

[dogwoodbite]

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[enki2]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]

[bungerc0re]

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

[fuckablewizard]

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

[bungerc0re]

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people