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mercurialmilk

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

#FAV #q

naomisramblings

i’m crying 😭 a baker on instagram got a request for a child’s birthday cake…the theme was pink pony club and the pope

and she actually made it lmfao😭😭

credit: x

#this is so me

girlnumbers

hi can we play staring and breathing together

#poppycore #q

luguuuu

how to beg for attention without seeming pathetic

#real lol

vyva-melinkolya

wym this is the public internet and not my diary

#girl this is the journal factory

blogging so fast smoke is coming out of my phone rn

#i love add to queue

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

#yes often #last night we let the nat 1 talk

the recent lego drama is truly putting my brain into a nice cast iron skillet and frying it til it's blackened and shrunken

#fuck!!#what the fuck!!!!!

sweaterkittensahoy

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

derinthescarletpescatarian

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

#thank you maintenance people we all say in unison

knownqueerbaiter

tumblr post: i think it’s bad that women feel social pressure to conform to misogynistic beauty standards

the notes: okay but i feel so bad and ugly when i DON’T conform :((( have you considered that?? why aren’t you considering how conforming to social pressure feels really good

#the only thing i shave is my eyebrows #people don't generally comment on my very visible body hair so it's not rly something i even think about

orpheusilver

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

orpheusilver

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

orpheusilver

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

#me last night except my emotionally struggling DM probably just lives across town and i wasnt the one talking to him #cause i dont know him like that. but i will ☝️🤓

carolsturka

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

#literally.#q